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3 months ago

in collision detection: Is Flower the first game about global warming? My latest Wired gaming column on Collision Detection
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming_game There is a wikipedia page about games about climate change (back when it was called global warming).

4 months ago

in Old School Bell Trick on Draconian Overlord
If you happen to be on a Mac, you can also use command-line text to speech: `say test is done!`
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shaberman Spiffy idea.

I googled for a Windows version:

http://www.krolik.net/post.aspx?id=460ce04e-e82...

Thanks.

5 months ago

in Mint shows recession’s impact on individual spending on VentureBeat
Actually, it just says something about 37signals users who use mint. There is no way that 37signals makes $22,500,000 every month on just mint users. So, what it really says is that you're an atypical 37signals user.

6 months ago

in Rocketboom Blog - The Sad Ending of the ‘00 New Year’s Glasses ... on Rocketboom Blog
We've got many more years of it to come. 2010 can easily be done with the 1 in the middle and anything beyond it can be done by transforming the 2 into an extra large lens. They're not going away any time soon!

6 months ago

in Is your subway system a platform? (Scripting News) on Scripting News
In Norway (or at least the area around Oslo) all public transportation vehicles have GPS boxes that transmit their positions. The bus/train/subway/tram stop displays real time information about how long you have to wait. This information is also available on the web, xml and wap.

10 months ago

in Searching arrays in X86 assembler with a bloom filter pt 3 on Phil Dawes' Stuff
You can shift by the contents of the CL register, e.g. shl %cl, %eax .

10 months ago

in This Is How You Stick It To Lying Republican Hacks on The Jed Report
What do you guys say when someone calls out Democrats on their ridiculous lies? Do you cheer them on, or do you attack them for being on the "wrong side"?

11 months ago

in Challenged on Linux Hater's Blog
Sorry guys, I changed my mind again and deleted all my Windows partitions. I will now be using Ubuntu "Horny Hedgehog" full time my my operating system of choice. I take back everything I ever said about Linsux.

Now excuse me while I suck off Richard Stallman, my personal hero and dominatrix.

Cheers!

11 months ago

in Challenged on Linux Hater's Blog
LINUX? MORE LIKE LINSUX!

11 months ago

in Challenged on Linux Hater's Blog
You're mom
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nobody:nogroup you mean..

$ who loves mum

I love this command too. :-)
lol fail you are mom???

fail!

11 months ago

in Challenged on Linux Hater's Blog
GREAT POST!

ALLAH AKBAR!

11 months ago

in Rants and Laughs on Linux Hater's Blog
Linux rules! If you don't agree, you will die from cancer.
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Timbo Linux rules! If you don't agree, you will die from cancer.

Try to remember that someday, when you're laying on your deathbed, choking on your own phlegm, douchebag. It ain't gonna be pretty.
linux rules doesn't rule You should go outside and put a shotgun at your head and pull the trigger! If you don't agree, you will have to go outside, put a shotgun at your head and pull the trigger...... What is wrong with you ??

11 months ago

in Rants and Laughs on Linux Hater's Blog
That dude is a pretty famous blogger in the Linux world. We tried to recruit him to be our "Windows Vista PR Manager" but he told us to and I quote: "suck a donkey cock". Very rude gentlemen, I must say.
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Dopey Joe A "pretty famous blogger in the Linux world" is akin to being the greatest hockey player in Ecuador. Nobody gives a rats ass.

11 months ago

in One bug report to rule them all on Linux Hater's Blog
I LOVE YOU LINSUX HATER!!


DEATH TO LINUX & ALLAH AKBAR!

11 months ago

in Rants and Laughs on Linux Hater's Blog
Stop calling it "Linux", the new word is "Linsux".

LINSUX.
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tom Your word "Linsux" can suck my Linuts....
Anonymous Yeah as good as WindbLows, or Microshaft. Put a lot of thought into that did you?

11 months ago

in Rants and Laughs on Linux Hater's Blog
DEATH TO LINUX!

ALLAH AKBAR!

11 months ago

in Lusers make me laugh ver.4 on Linux Hater's Blog
I don't just give the Stallman handjobs silly goose. He is so dominatrix! Uh, it's so hot when he says "Microsoft is doomed!" while he slaps my middle age balding ass!

11 months ago

in Rants heard 'round the community ver. 10 on Linux Hater's Blog
I thought you were a women! It's OK though, I will still have sex with you!
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LIS Your penis tastes like shit.

11 months ago

in Rants heard 'round the community ver. 10 on Linux Hater's Blog
Good!!! Together we can make a difference and KILL LINUX FOR GOOD!!!! DEATH TO THE FREETARDS

FOSS is DEAD
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LIS My Penis! It is growing! it Becomes so large that the world will not contains it!
My God! It is the Dragon that heralds the end of the world!
Run away while the ground is whole, as the Dragon who will end all is yet at your doorstep! Run away, to the hills, to the desert, to the wide ocean, where the Dragon will find you not!

11 months ago

in Rants heard 'round the community ver. 10 on Linux Hater's Blog
LIAR! YOU ARE NOT ME! CLEARLY IT IS THE LINSUCKS THAT IS DEAD!!!!

STOP IT! STOPTIT !!

11 months ago

in Rants heard 'round the community ver. 10 on Linux Hater's Blog
Err, nevermind. I take that back. I think Linux is the coolest thing since sliced bread!

Go Linux!

PROPRIETARY Software is DEAD
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LIS LIAR! YOU ARE NOT ME! CLEARLY IT IS THE LINSUCKS THAT IS DEAD!!!!

STOP IT! STOPTIT !!

11 months ago

in Rants heard 'round the community ver. 10 on Linux Hater's Blog
Hello folks,
I started using Ubuntu Linux 8.04 yesterday, and I have to say it fucking rules!

Sorry guys, no more anti-Linux rants from me.

Go Linux!
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LIS I've been using Linux for the last 8 years, I think I have a perspective when I say that Linux is crap.
Try harder Homer!
Anon E Moose So you were ranting about software that you have never actually used?

Will the real LIS step forward please :P

11 months ago

in Rants heard 'round the community ver. 10 on Linux Hater's Blog
Disregard my previous comment, I suck cocks.
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Juan I know where did you get that joke from.

[IRC Channel]
(I'm away, if anyone talks in the next 30 minutes, its my brother being a jerk)
Disregard that, I suck cocks.


;)

11 months ago

in Rants heard 'round the community ver. 10 on Linux Hater's Blog
Typical Microsoft response. "It's not our fault"

Well that doesn't FIX THE DAMN PROBLEM retard.
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whitetigersx 90% of all computer problems are located between the keyboard and the chair.
bic But it ISN'T their fault. ANYone, on ANY OS with that kind of menu system, can make such a deeply nested folder hierarchy. Just look at Knoppix and its chaotic menu.

If you want to "FIX THE DAMN PROBLEM" (as you so maturely out it), talk to the people who made the installer. They're the ones to blame.
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