You're Jurassic Park! by Michael Crichton You combine all the elements of a mad scientist, a brash philosopher, a humble researcher, and a money-hungry attracter of tourists. With all these features, you could build something monumental or get chased around by your own demons. Probably both, in fact. A movie based on your life would make millions, and spawn at least two sequels that wouldn't be very good. Be very careful around islands.
If it weren't sad it would be hilarious... We (=the Galai household) have been completely off bottled water for about two years now. I need to post about this... the whole bottled water thing is just insane.