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7 months ago

in Happy Thanksgiving! on A Mike Life
Woo hoo "comic books, " =)

I'd list a long list of similar items you wrote Mo, but I'd add a few...

Awesome extended family.... you guys are great and we miss ya!

Your blogs, and writing style... look, to dabble here a bit, its really easy to be busy and consumed with so many mundain everyday crap things. But you find a way to reach out to us all at least through words and your writing, keeping us all entertained, smiling, occasionally sheding a happy tear with you, and sharing in awesomeness of things you like with us (MAN BSG ROCKS!). Day in and day out we go to our maybe not so glorious jobs, but STILL you reach out with your writing style, to make at least one more moment not so crappy (i.e. I'm sitting at work, coming from a meeting where you wonder how its possible people think the way they do... and I come across President Palmer being resurrected only to be capped again and Jack Bauer busting out of prison to witness it all)... it turned the frown upside down.
Also, because time slips by and we may not keep in touch, you share with us your happenings in your life that we all want to be a part of more often... it makes it seem like we did!

So I say thanks to you, for doing the work us others are too lazy too do and often find a way NOT to do it, where you find a way to do it. THANKS for all that you give to us, to brighten our lives, thanks for sharing the moments of little Lyla with us when we weren't there...Happy - Thanksgiving to you, Jina, and Lyla... and of course THE PUPPIES!!! =)

oh yeah one more thing I'm truly thankful for... SPELLCHECK! You should have seen the first first of this =)
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Mike Olbinski Wow Marsh, I really don't know what to say other than that means a heck of a lot to me and provides the motivation to want to keep going :)

You guys are great family and we can't wait to see you all at Christmas!

8 months ago

in Are You Kidding Me NBC??? on Pop Critics
Oh... well , you dont have to be so mean about it, geesh... =/ and before you apologize its already too late...
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ScottyDub I love it when the Cap'n blogs with himself. ;)

8 months ago

in Are You Kidding Me NBC??? on Pop Critics
Yes but that was ABC not NBC you fool...
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Cap'n Schwartz Oh... well , you dont have to be so mean about it, geesh... =/ and before you apologize its already too late...

8 months ago

in Are You Kidding Me NBC??? on Pop Critics
But you would'nt mind a a re-make or continuance of The Greatest American Hero right Cap'n?
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Cap'n Schwartz Yes but that was ABC not NBC you fool...

8 months ago

in Are You Kidding Me NBC??? on Pop Critics
Great question.... and you know how the Cap'n cant turn down a question aimed at him!!! =)

So the new Knight Rider... saw the remake pilot episode (all of it, yeah I saw through it all)...
Saw the reports it was picked as a series and the producer pulled a 'we understand heroes is not very good so we are really going to remake the show' referring to the pilot that had high hopes but seemingly reports did not fare it well on the to be developed Knight Rider series, which was good news cause the pilot SUCKED MAJOR STINKY EGGS...

So now we have the TV series... and dear lord IS THIS SHOW ULTIMATE TRASH OR WHAT!?!?!. I thought Bionic Woman was bad?!?!?! That was 10 fold better than this show, at least Jaime jiggled when she ran.... Kitt is cool lookin when he's in normal mode, but when he does his really bad (and I mean REALLY bad) transformer morph, its beyond silly stupidness, coupled with the really bad acting, stories, and everything associated with this show is so awful it makes you wonder how in the HELL Journeyman got cancelled (Mike started it Jina not me... gah Journeyman cancelled CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT!?!?!... ok, I'm calm again).

They have like 50 main charecters...why? Cause its trashy to do so and they want it really hard to like anyone but the eye candy?!?! The only reason this show is remotely successful on any level is they try REALLY hard at being a bit Bay-Watchish, they always go to the beach, or a party at a big house, somewhere something that has tons of flighty girls wearing skimpy clothing. Its probably the only draw. Its a total dissapointment too Val Kilmers (who?) performance as Kitt... they originally signed him (as 2nd choice btw) to be a more sarchastic Kitt like his witty character Chris Knight (hmmm a distant cousin of Knight industries?!?!?!) from Real Genius (greatest movie EVER made btw), but he doesnt go anywhere near what could be entertaining, and just adds to the overall let down of the show (seriously, greatest movie ever made!!).

People and old fans were amped to see the remake done right, I guess BSG really set the tone that remakes can be an amazing trade-up from the old show, unfortunately the new Knight Rider is not that show, and I'm not waiting to see if the A-team is re-envisioned into a better show, since it seems NBC it focused on old glory it keeps missing the mark on...

Thats how the Capn see's it...
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Mike Olbinski Thanks Cap'n...that was flippin' awesome :)
Cap'n Schwartz But you would'nt mind a a re-make or continuance of The Greatest American Hero right Cap'n?

8 months ago

in New HD Channel on DirecTV on Pop Critics
We have msnbc in HD? Really!?!? What channel is that?
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Mike Olbinski Pretty sure it's just the same channel as the regular one, you just need to look for it off of your favorites.

8 months ago

in The new 101 in 1001 list on A Mike Life
Dude, its sad when I know what you have completed on your list better than you have....
you forgot #84 is completed... I had a guy fall through my ceiling to prove it!

and FYI...with all the chick flicks you watch coupled with #44, seriously, just turn in your man card now... =)
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Mike Olbinski Toss in #37 as well if you want to really get crazy :)

8 months ago

in TV Talk: Monday Night on Pop Critics
Well see... it was good stuff... hey Mikey you like it!!! ;)

8 months ago

in DVD Review: Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow on Pop Critics
Thanks for the input but I'm thinking you might also like black licorice as well since we are on total opposite sides of the fence here, as I couldnt disagree more even though I am a HUGE DC fan. Doomsday was poorly done in almost every aspect of an animated film, and for all of the hype of New Frontier, the animation should of and could have been much better as well as having a story that didnt begin until almost the last 2 min of the Green Lantern show (which is what it turned out to be).
I do agree however that Gotham Knight was REALLY well done, the various animation types, stories, and tie-ins were spectacular. Additionally having Kevin Conroy voice Batman simply sold the part, since he set the bar on voicing Batman form the Animated series.

I think that Marvel has the current edge on animations so far, but thats that Capn's take... =)
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Renja Loce New Frontier stood out to me because it didn't have Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman dominating the movie, it gave spotlight to over looked heroes (Flash, GL, Atom, and the Martian).
Marvel's animation is shifting more and more in to manga style art with each series, The Spectacular Spiderman, Fantastic Four: WGH, and this new Ironman Armored Adventures; i see it in the most, and slightly in the DTV releases. I don't dislike the stories but i'm not to thrilled with this new take on anime style application to comics.

I still a fan of the 90's marvel shows, just like DC animations still hold a comic feel animation wise, which i why i like them.

8 months ago

in The Dark Knight Trailer Cut With Toy Story 2 on Pop Critics
LOL... I need that much time on my hands... well done!

8 months ago

in TV Talk: Monday Night on Pop Critics
Cap'n says you all are watching a show different than he is... Heroes is on track this season, is really good so far...
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Mike Olbinski I'm enjoying it TOO, but the idea of time travel sucks balls and I wish
they'd do more fighting between these people.

Like the big battle between Sylar/Peter and Claire/the other two was
awesome...we need more of that.

8 months ago

in Iranian star Golshifteh Farahani makes U.S. debut in Body of Lies on Pop Critics
Is this the longest ongoing article with the most posts or what?!?!

9 months ago

in Where are the updates? on A Mike Life
Priorities brotha, priorities... you are in all the right plaecs you need to be focused on... updates and the web page arent going anywhere... take care of the Mrs. and lil Lyla, and post us a story when you can.... =)

{in the voice of Judge Smails} "Well.... we're waiting" =P

9 months ago

in TV Talk: Wednesday Night on Pop Critics
Ok so who woulda thought ANYTHING coulda sucked worse than the trash show Bionic Woman?!?!?! But there is something out there that does... Knight Rider... wow... its unbelievable how much this show REALLY blows.... so you know I'm watchin it next week for sure!
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Mike Olbinski Knight Rider was AWFUL...I'll never watch it again :)
Raven Spinner I watched 5 minutes of this show and it was awful! I think the problem is just bad acting. I'ts too bad, a revamping of Knight Rider could have been cool. I also thought a revamping of Bionic Woman could have been cool as well, but they really got off track on that one. The plot was bad on that show. The acting was pretty good however. Too bad. I would rather watch a really good show like Burn Notice then either of these bad revamped shows. Burn Notice is well done, has a good plot, fast cars, spys, mysteries to unravel, bad guys to put down and excellent acting and characterization. Its refreshing really! I like to see hero's kick the bad guys hard!

9 months ago

in TV Talk: Monday Night on Pop Critics
interesting...

9 months ago

in TV Talk: Sunday Night on Pop Critics
Your statement is a wide range of all over the place liking it and not liking it all at the same time, and I'm easily enteratained, so thats why it cracks me up =) thats all I'm saying...
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Sean Alrighty... lol

9 months ago

in A Mike Life » Blog Archive » New Theme for A Mike Life! on A Mike Life
I'll also add I'd keep it.... ish..... LOL

9 months ago

in A Mike Life » Blog Archive » New Theme for A Mike Life! on A Mike Life
Just need to see the comments in addition to the counter going up so you can keep track a bit better if someone replies or not...

9 months ago

in Lie to Me on A Mike Life
I always lie... and thats the truth!

9 months ago

in A Mike Life » Blog Archive » New Theme for A Mike Life! on A Mike Life
YOU ARE OBSESSESED!!! lol..... I like it... and its got puppies on the front!

9 months ago

in Universal Says “Thanks, but no thanks” To Tintin on Pop Critics
I think the first part of your name sums up your comment...
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Mike Olbinski I'm glad you summed it up because I had no idea what he was talking about.

10 months ago

in “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” Movie Poster - Dumbest Movie Ever? on Pop Critics
"I’m going to camp out on the sidewalk by the theater ..." There is going to be a line for this movie?!?!

11 months ago

in Pop Critics Top 10 Summer Movie Predictions and Preview on Pop Critics
Interesting to see how these results are breaking down... whos closer, Jason or Mike?
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