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1 week ago

in For Your Information: on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I like the changes. Flush out the old shit on a regular basis, even if you don't think it stinks yet. That's my new motto.

1 month ago

in Good Supermarkets in CT? on Herbietown
You'll have to head to Norwalk, and go to Stu Leonard's.

1 month ago

in BusyDad: FuckShitStupid on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
"shitwad" could me my new favorite adopted swear.

<abbr>The latest from manager mom...Manager Mom's Gallery Of Shame, Part 2</abbr>

2 months ago

in Avitable: Peas in a Pod on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Holy shit. Is that a color issue with the photograph, or are you experiencing chafing from that purple sling you're wearing?

Damn. Avitable and Maria in one place. It's like peanut butter and chocolate!

The latest from manager mom...Manager Mom's Gallery Of Shame, Part 2

2 months ago

in May I Ask You a Question? on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Ok - just emerging from my birthday hangover to catch up on some posts. Fire away. If you're still questioning, that is.

The latest from manager mom...Manager Mom's Gallery of Shame: Part 1: The Grade School Years

2 months ago

in My Decision, Dammit. on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I thought the same thing about your Dance, Dance posts.

If you are ever looking for test readers on your way to finishing it, I would be THRILLED to volunteer. I have a writer's group that meets now and we read each other's stuff and it's so helpful.

And I'll be expecting an autograph when it's published.

The latest from manager mom...At Least I Know What She Wanted To Buy At Target

2 months ago

in Twenty Four on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Are you kidding? You've "accomplished" Goobie and The Bella. Look at those beautiful girls. That is your doing.

Holy shit. I can't believe you are only twenty four. I was such a jackass at that age. Still am, actually.

Happy birthday - wishing you all the things that you want, to happen for you on this day.

The latest from manager mom...At Least I Know What She Wanted To Buy At Target

2 months ago

in “…One post to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.” on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
That would be the Lord of The Rings, where hotness abounds

The latest from manager mom...I'll Take Manhattan

2 months ago

in Say it with me now - “Homophobic”. And now - “Stereotypical”. Or maybe just “Ignorant.” on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
My family is the same way. They don't MEAN it maliciously, really. It's more of a casual racism, the need to spotlight the race or ethnicity of everyone whether or not it's relevant to the subject at hand. Like my mother will say, "I work with this REALLY nice woman....Black, you know...and we had lunch together yesterday..."

I don't get that.

The latest from manager mom...I'll Take Manhattan

3 months ago

in Reason #143535 Why I’m Horrible. on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
We all have favorites. Like you said, we just can't admit it.

And honestly? My favorite changes day by day. I'm a fickle bitch. As my whopping three-day hiatus illustrates nicely.

3 months ago

in Damnitt man. | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
See, I'm so fucking old that I thought the warriors reference was that song, I forget who sang it, maybe Pat Benetar? I will sing it for you know. *ahem*


"Shooting at the walls of heartache! Bang Bang. I am The Warrior... oh, I am the WARRRIORRRRRR!"

I'll stop now. Sorry about that.

The latest from manager mom...My Long Overscheduley Nightmare Is Almost Over

3 months ago

in Jack should model on Herbietown
I'm all for having these little freeloaders pull their weight. But don't knock the ugly babies...

3 months ago

in Blog Nostalgia: The History | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I hope that I can keep it up as long as you have, and can still find interesting stuff to write about like you do... I am ridiculously hooked on your Dance Dance posts.

The latest from manager mom...The Miseducation Of America's Youth

3 months ago

in An Open Letter to The Westin: St. Francis | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I hope the Westin cleans up that steaming pile of shit. I can't believe you were treated that way.

The latest from manager mom...What Could Have Been

3 months ago

in I’m in The New York Times, bitches. | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Hee.. this is probably about the fiftieth time I've seen this on someone's blog. Same picture, differently placed arrow.

The latest from manager mom...A Statistical Analysis of My Post-Vacation Nervous Breakdown

4 months ago

in [Edited] BlogHer ‘08: Lost in the Midst of 1,000 Recaps. And a Give Away. | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Love the photos. And I can't stop laughing every time I see Chag floating in a sea of estrogen...

4 months ago

in My Unwonted Crushes | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Er... I'm one of those "Jennys". But I definitely do not have heart breaking appeal, so not to worry, I will not be Jenny v. 2.0 if you manage to land Forrest.

The latest from manager mom...How Books Are Destroying My Family, Part 1

4 months ago

in Catechization: Pre-K Vocabulary | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I may have to steal your hair-combing technique. I grow weary of doing battle with my own daughter's hair.

And, fucking Nickelodeon AND Disney. If I hear my kids say "Chillax" (Hannah Montana) one more time I am going to poke my eye out with the remote control.

The latest from manager mom...Suck On This, Dilbert

4 months ago

in Jack Tried To Sneak In on Herbietown
OK... my boy was the cutest baby boy in the world, but yours is a close second.

4 months ago

in Dance, Dance [III] | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Great post. It's so interesting that women can use their sexuality to feel power over men. I wonder if men feel similarly? Or do they use sports, other things to make them feel powerful?

The latest from manager mom...Anatomy Of A 5 Year Old Boy's Crap-Taking

4 months ago

in The BlogHer Post | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
ah, damn. this makes me even MORE pissed I can't go. Have a great time.

The latest from manager mom...Time To Get Over Myself

4 months ago

in No, I don’t like your kids. | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Well, how's this: I can't stand my daughter's BEST FRIEND. I cringe everytime I have to have the kid over for a playdate.  She's just spoiled, bitchy, demanding... ugh. But she makes my daughter happy, so what can you do?

The latest from manager mom...Time To Get Over Myself

4 months ago

in Suck it Up: Real Men Don’t Cry on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I grew up the daughter of a man who thought that introducing me to the back of his hand on a regular basis showed who the man in charge was.

I married a man who is kind, sensitive, and thoughtful, and I am grateful for it every day. He's twice the man my own father is, and more.

The latest from manager mom...Open Your Office

4 months ago

in Braggarts, Poseurs & Snobs on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Any time I even come close to thinking that I'm important (or even interesting), a few minutes spent cleaning spinach-colored mushy turd chunks from the toilet after my son takes one of his bi-weekly craps brings me right back home.

The latest from manager mom...Open Your Office
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