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Re: You know you are having a bad day when…

rolandog — Mon, 09 Aug 2004 20:32:00 -0000

Yay, my first comment. Thank you Good-Wife very much. You have a very good site. I've read the June and July archives... All I can say is *WOW*

Re: Weekly Joke - Bear Removal

rolandog — Thu, 12 Aug 2004 12:50:00 -0000

Thanks el Tocallo, GW, I hope you have a nice day! I'll try to keep on postin'... them good ol' jokes.

-Keep on bloggin'

Re: Howdy ho, bitches… your IP is…

rolandog — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:05:00 -0000

owned?

Re: Howdy ho, bitches… your IP is…

rolandog — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:06:00 -0000

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Re: OMG!!!

rolandog — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:11:00 -0000

Darnit... seems like everyone can beat me nowadays... The force is WEAK within me.

Re: Who knew my way of life was a bad thing?

rolandog — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 12:14:00 -0000

Yeah. I hate it when a bunch of hyper activists gather and declare your way of life is bad... the bastards...

Re: 109262121324444667

rolandog — Sun, 15 Aug 2004 22:59:00 -0000

Oh well, since HTML sometimes eats up some spaces, it looks a bit glitchy. But it's a lot better when you try it.

Re: New minigame

rolandog — Mon, 16 Aug 2004 06:22:00 -0000

testing comments for new layout

Re: What is your favorite essential element of a man’s universe?

rolandog — Tue, 17 Aug 2004 02:09:00 -0000

I have to go with W.
The element's name is work
It goes in the Poisonous Elements group.
It's description is:
Socrates said, "You can only sit around, scratching your nuts, for so long. Might as well got to work. And scratch your nuts."Socrates was a wise man indeed.

Re: So, would you do it?

rolandog — Fri, 20 Aug 2004 14:41:00 -0000

Lol, I know it's a fraud, but I wanted to see how many people receive spam like this...

Thanks for posting rdturpin. I appreciate the effort and good research you did. Job well done.

Oh, just for further common knowledge, in order to type a link with some text, you can do it this way:

then you type some text
then you close the tag by typing oh, after the "url", you can type target="_blank" if you want to pop the link open in another window, but blogger doesn't allow targets when posting comments

Re: New feature of the day

rolandog — Fri, 20 Aug 2004 19:05:00 -0000

Hello, just testing the redirect after you post a comment on the blog... move along, there's nothing to see here.

Re: Happy Birthday, Gaby!!!

rolandog — Sun, 05 Sep 2004 14:00:00 -0000

The 'Gabita Querida' webpage has been taken down. If you'd like a copy of the site, message me.

Re: Alucard & Touya …

rolandog — Sun, 05 Sep 2004 19:52:00 -0000

Ahh, I don't speak portuguese, but because it's really similar to spanish, I can understand it.

For instance, this part taken from his profile

É um blog qualquer de uma pessoa qualquer... Ou será que não?... cabe à cada um descobrir, serei eu louco ou normal? Descubram meu mundo, um mundo louco, onde fantasias voam e os sentimentos se escondem...In spanish it would read

Es un blog cualquiera de una persona cualquiera. O será que no? Cabe a cada quien descubrir, seré un loco o normal? Descubran mi mundo, un mundo loco, donde las fantasias vuelan y los sentimientos se esconden.I only took some french classes (like french 101...) because some people said french and spanish were like... the same... and they're really different, so I didnt' do that well :S

Oh, no problem, I enjoy visiting all sorts of blogs, and mine isn't visited that much though... Goodwife's blog is visited in industrial quantities,... but I can't figure out why... lol.

I think my friends are starting to visit her blog more than mine :'(

the bastards...

Re: Happy Birthday, Gaby!!!

rolandog — Sun, 05 Sep 2004 19:55:00 -0000

Ahh, thank you very much. I told her and she giggled.

Yep, baby sisters are 't3h shiznit'. I always look forward to coming back home after 'school' because of my little sister.

Re: Girls R Evil

rolandog — Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:50:00 -0000

Well, even though that seems a bit true, girls are also the ones that make us men sometimes walk with a cloud at our feet...

Re: 109535198858385854

rolandog — Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:23:00 -0000

Pues, si!!! Si solo sigo teniendo un amigo en Orkut!!!
Jajaja

Re: Not Your Average Day at the Lab

rolandog — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 16:24:00 -0000

thanks Kat for the compliment. If you'd like, I can show you where I got the template from.

Re: Not Your Average Day at the Lab

rolandog — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:11:00 -0000

Thanks GW! I'm glad you guys like the color changing layout! And yep, this was the 2nd time we took the camera to the lab. From now on, we won't miss a day in the lab without cameras.

LOL Russ, I hope you tried to blow things up WITH safety goggles on and appropiate safety measures taken...

Re: Monterrey Churches Find Way to Finally Jam Cellphones

rolandog — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:45:00 -0000

Wow, WT, who could've expected fancy restaurants to use jammers. But I think that I know why they're illegal. Perhaps they're illegal because they would be some sort of information control (useful in terrorist attacks so that misinformation and chaos prevails)

And as I once commented to Professor Mel, "Information is Power... prevent information leakage and you got yourself some degree of control."
(Yay, this is the first time I quote myself.)

And well, emergency situations are always an exception, GW, but you're right, I think that jammers have a certain reach, magnitude and to my knowledge are activated or deactivated easily. So outside of a church, during Mass celebration, you might get a signal, if the jammer doesn't have a long reach.

Re: Girls R Evil

rolandog — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 17:41:00 -0000

All I can say, Good Wife, is:

:P

Re: I beat Rich Lassiter

rolandog — Mon, 27 Sep 2004 21:18:00 -0000

LOL, thx James! I hope I didn't give you square-fobia... or something... but I must admit this was my 4th try on the game. Didn't learn that circles were good until I 'bumped' one of them...
Oh, and yes... laptops are not good for gaming unless you plug in a mouse on your USB.

dm3:
Thx for pointing that out! Hope you have a great time playing pool! Have you played Carom? It is also a great game (it requires 1337 //47|-| 4|||> 630//371233 5|this guy.

Oh, btw, I have a friend who just returned from Belgium. I'm gonna tell hime to either send you a mail, or post on your blog or to post here. N-e-wayz, you both take care and thanks for posting here!

Re: South Park Quote 2004-09-26

rolandog — Mon, 27 Sep 2004 22:12:00 -0000

Yep J. it does have to do with what you thought... a bit...
You wrote:
Well, here's some homework, because you know you need it. When you read this, pause and think back to three things that made you laugh.

Re: Horrific Storm Damage in Sweden

rolandog — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 22:30:00 -0000

Ahh, perhaps the server went down. But it was a very, very disturbing picture. I'll host it locally to make sure it doesn't go down again. Thanks for the notice.

Re: First Audioblogger Post

rolandog — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:17:00 -0000

Yep rd, in my experience, crocodile buttholes have always been rather sensitive. LMAO

Re: First Audioblogger Post

rolandog — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 19:53:00 -0000

Hey, GW, try downloading quicktime, or the latest version from here

Re: 109663626500899172

rolandog — Fri, 01 Oct 2004 15:08:00 -0000

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Re: 109663626500899172

rolandog — Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:56:00 -0000

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Re: Particle Toy

rolandog — Fri, 01 Oct 2004 23:44:00 -0000

Oh, you can actually get the screen saver from here too. And wif a bit of 1337 5|

Re: 109663626500899172

rolandog — Sat, 02 Oct 2004 02:31:00 -0000

The answer in spanish for that comment, can be found here
But I want to post in english mainly because I'd like to practice my written english, and \/\/R173 1|\| |_337 5P33|<

Re: October 2004 Stats

rolandog — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 00:00:00 -0000

Well, it's not quite the first month. This is more like the third. I've been posting since the end of July. But I think that my posts are more of an internet-log. Other people have photo-logs, life-logs, mobile-blogs, and then there are the footnoters.

People post about what they like. Some post pictures, some vent their feelings, but I think I am laughing along with most of the internet, while I visit sites such as Fark, Ebaumsworld, etc.

Well, it's nice to have an intercontinental visitor that leaves a comment. Check out my Stats, most of the specific statistics are based on the last 100 visitors.

Re: Face the Consequences of Kitty Killing

rolandog — Fri, 08 Oct 2004 01:00:00 -0000

LOL, I know! I myself couldn't beleive that mis-information was a way of prevention even during the late 19th century.

Re: Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it

rolandog — Fri, 08 Oct 2004 01:17:00 -0000

Yep, as a matter of fact, I was asking myself how, ahem...
How long, hairy and stiff need it be[...] in order for that to happen! LOL. A lot of speculation happened at the forum.

Re: Writing a Poem? Can’t think of a Word that’ll rhyme?

rolandog — Sat, 09 Oct 2004 22:46:00 -0000

Ok, I've been blog-whoring a bit, and posting this invitation for all of you. You should refresh the web page in the main site if you don't see a larger post than the 15 line post I did early in the afternoon.

I a lot of people using this haiku.

A challenge's been made:
All haikus be posted here,
RSVP soon.

Ok, I'm eager to see what you guys can post. I'll try to do my best (I'll post the cool one in the next comment).

Now to say goodbye,
just a small haiku preview.
I hope you like it

I'm glad you came here.
Thanks for your prompt attendance.
Thanks for your response.

Re: Let’s wish ourselves there!

rolandog — Mon, 11 Oct 2004 02:42:00 -0000

wow man, that could've been an excellent response for the haiku callenge post I'm hosting. LOL!

Re: Writing a Poem? Can’t think of a Word that’ll rhyme?

rolandog — Mon, 11 Oct 2004 09:43:00 -0000

Hi, Rich Lassiter
A fair entry was posted
50 points granted

Enter dm3
He writes better than Shakespeare
He has great 1337 skills

He carries the lead
And is winning as of now
A million points up

Re: Writing a Poem? Can’t think of a Word that’ll rhyme?

rolandog — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 16:20:00 -0000

rdturpin's drunk
too bad for him he cheated
his points depleted ;)

kat wants my money
Now I'll give her some dollars
After we make out! :-D

Rich is playing rough
My pants are now all roxor'd
My time has now come

Kelwhy is shameful
She could've shown some leet skills
60 points granted :)

Rich's fury and rage
Have now totaled his points to
a million and one

But now I shall say
The true winner for today
Who is it, you say?

Unwanted surprise
To all it shall be revealed
I show a big grin

rolandog has won
To everyone's great dismay
the contest was rigged.

Laughing and rolling
In the floor I am yelling
I have PWN3D you all.

Just kidding I say
You let a sigh of relief
You said "That's so gay"

We all had some fun
Excercising the gray cells
I am very pleased.

Re: Writing a Poem? Can’t think of a Word that’ll rhyme?

rolandog — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 16:28:00 -0000

Fire Res Q Guru
Posted before I read him
So sorry I am

To respond his plead
I will blatantly answer
(obviously) "Hell yes".

I welcome haikus
But preferr originals
If you must, do so.

Re: Signs Of The New Times

rolandog — Thu, 14 Oct 2004 14:39:00 -0000

LOL, I know Li-Zhao, poor kid must be having a hard time, but I still think they're really funny.

Re: The Takamori Legend

rolandog — Sun, 17 Oct 2004 17:03:00 -0000

Ahh, thanks dm3! I had already seen the little ninja. I'll see whether chapter XI has been posted!

Re: Can you beat 36 moves, 110 seconds?

rolandog — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 23:15:00 -0000

of course d00d! You reminded me to post my MSN and yahoo and whatsoever profiles that are laying somewhere around the web. But yep, my msn mail is rolando_javier_g@hotmail.com
but I also use rolandog@gmail.com for my messenger. You can add my two accounts. A lot of my friends call me a 1337 haxx0r cuz I've got Trillian(haxxored pro version, of course). N00BZ.

Re: Virtual Snowflakes for you to Catch in your Tongue

rolandog — Mon, 25 Oct 2004 20:14:00 -0000

LOL! It is all part of my eeeeeeevil secret plan to conquer the world by making everyone design snowflakes!!!

Re: Calavera pa’ los Bloggers

rolandog — Mon, 08 Nov 2004 23:12:00 -0000

Muchas gracias amigos! Me da gusto que se den una vuelta por mi humilde blog.

Re: Happy Birthday, Rosy!!!

rolandog — Sun, 14 Nov 2004 17:34:00 -0000

LOL dm3 (shame on you!). Be polite. She's a good friend, and very pretty.

Re: The Incredible Forum of a Weird Dude

rolandog — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 02:10:00 -0000

Ahh! Of course! You should know better that people from Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, México are known to be 'codos' (a bit cheap)... so we tend to spend as little money as we can. Well, at least that's OUR stereotype.

But it is indeed free! Feel free to join the forum, or create one for your blog! We can afterwards exchange links to our forums.

Re: The Incredible Forum of a Weird Dude

rolandog — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 21:02:00 -0000

I know what you mean. It's a bit of a hazzle to maintain a forum. But then again, there are a lot of lazy friends that come to our site and don't comment (except in the tag-board).

Re: Emotionless Life

rolandog — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 22:37:00 -0000

I am ninja!!!

Re: Thinking about typing ‘j00 are t3h wr0ng b1atch’?…

rolandog — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 22:41:00 -0000

Ahh! I too stayed up until very late wanting to know what the end of the story was. It is a great 'short' story.

Re: Thinking about typing ‘j00 are t3h wr0ng b1atch’?…

rolandog — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 22:59:00 -0000

This is the post I mean,... a bit of 'worthwhile reading'.

Re: Pull the darned SOB

rolandog — Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:35:00 -0000

I approve of the linking!

Re: Your mog wants a steak!

rolandog — Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:15:00 -0000

of course man! He was my childhood favorite comedian!

Re: Funny Money

rolandog — Wed, 29 Dec 2004 22:39:00 -0000

Yes dm3, this was Benito Juarez, a former Mexican president. He died a happy man.

Re: My brand new Canon Powershot S500 Digital ELPH

rolandog — Thu, 30 Dec 2004 06:03:00 -0000

thanks dude! It's a 5.0 megapixel camera. I've done some good shots with it. But I think I'll get another camera next year and pass this on to the family. Perhaps photography might be a good hobby for me. Flickr is a great community to be sharing pics.

Re: Plug

rolandog — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 16:01:00 -0000

You know... you're right... and when you're right... you're right...

But first I think I'll have to get a funny picture for it to be capped. Who knows,... a funny shot is worth a try.

Re: Movies Reenacted by Bunnies, In 30 Seconds

rolandog — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:20:00 -0000

Thanks man. They were part of yesterday-s over-the-dinner conversation with some friends. We laughed a lot. The thing that made us all laugh was the Shark with bunny ears. LOL!

Re: Blog: Redesigned

rolandog — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 15:35:00 -0000

This comment regards this other comment at Orchard's blog.

=)

Re: Blog: Redesigned

rolandog — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:55:00 -0000

Hi Orchard! I'm glad you understood my ramblings about how to surf this blog.

And well... I think I'll be buying rolandog.com for my birthday, so I'll have a *light* version of the site, and a *heavy* one fully scripted like this one.

My blog isn't that popular now... I stopped surfing through the Holidays. I like it this way, for I agree with few best blogger friends, instead of lots of contacts.

But I still try reading my former frequent visitor's blogs.

Well, I've got to leave. The school bus leaves in about 10 mins. I'll visit your blog when I arrive home. Bye!

Re: ‘That’s some quality shit, son’

rolandog — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:09:00 -0000

Lol, don't worry Russ. I will gladly translate it so you can read it... Every once in a while it is nice to stop anything we're doing and try to figure a reason for it all.

This guy, called Nicolás first said:

I realized that through this week I couldn't think about anything else but her. Mainly about the search of life, what do we look for in it? Or better said: what should we be looking for? Could it be that we have to choose what we have in front? Do we have to accept it and not worry anymore? The truth is I don't know, I would love to have an answer but I can only dare say it is all very complicated...Then I answered:
I cannot throw an answer that comes straight from my heart, or from a deep thought without seeming like a fool for not living up to the principles I'd like to say.

Why should I tell you to look for happiness and go anywhere your hert tells you to go? Who has such authority to tell you the woman you have right next to you wont make you as happy as any one you can find in another country?

I graduate at the end of this year as a Chemical Engineer. I'm a 20 year old dude,... I turn 21 in may. During this year, and pretty much for the last 6 months I've been learning much about myself and about life. I can't say I know it all. As a matter of fact, I only know that for every rule there will be one or more exceptions.

In my opinion, what you look for in life is happiness. And there are a lot of forms of happiness. But... let me tell you that happiness is easily found, and that's no secret. Now, I've been raised as a catholic all my life, but for some time now, I've been slacking and turning into an lax catholic. But that doesn't mean I have forgotten the basic stuff: that in:
* the natural law
* the 10 commandments of the law of God
* and the "11th commandment" (You must love your neighbor as yourself)
you will find happiness and wisdom.

In my case, I know that I'll need to work hard to stay alive,... but I'll live to love the woman I am lucky to call my wife.

Re: ‘That’s some quality shit, son’

rolandog — Sat, 05 Feb 2005 03:02:00 -0000

and I am happy that you translated for us people who have not had the pleasure of knowing the language of Spanish, which I deeply regret now, because I had no idea that it would come into such importance and meaning in my life, although it is a very popular languageDon't worry... we're still young enough to learn other languages: I want to learn german and french... for instance.

And yes Orchid, a lot of people are out there that we wouldn't expect to find out how nice they are.

But I think that the nice people we find every now and then make this world seem like a much happier place than it is.

I am sorry I did not see this sooner, only it appears that when I have tried to open this in the past, my computer would get stuck and freeze up, and it is quite a frustrating process for a girl like I, who doesn't have a computer which never freezes.Hey, don't worry... until I buy myself rolandog.com, I think we're all stuck with just 1 version of my blog. Orchid, I hereby grant you until then a permission for not visitng my blog... lol.

But it's only valid for 4 months. =)

Re: Link My Blog

rolandog — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 17:19:00 -0000

yay... thanks for linking!!

Re: You can call me ‘Professor 1337′

rolandog — Thu, 10 Feb 2005 22:28:00 -0000

wow, there is a new blogger comments system... really cool!

Re: You can call me ‘Professor 1337′

rolandog — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:17:00 -0000

testing new 'non-blogger display name' way of commenting...

Re: rolandog’s Musings on The Blog

rolandog — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:58:00 -0000

Thank you, my dear Orchid... I'm proud to have you as a blogger friend, hope to sometime get to know you so I can proudly announce the world that Rolando Garza and Orchard Dirk are friends... I hope it is anytime sooner than later.

Re: Write a haiku about beer and bikes, possibly win free pint glasses

rolandog — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 23:59:00 -0000

Gracias Gaby por tu comentario. Saludos mi hermanita linda! Que te mejores pronto!

Re: You can call me ‘Professor 1337′

rolandog — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:26:00 -0000

LOL... me too! I first started using ICQ... then drifted into napster... then the cyber-crime mafia recruited me ...
lol, j/k...

Btw, it's nice to see we're up at the same time... though I should get ready... the bus leaves in 20 mins!

Re: I think I’m catching a cold

rolandog — Wed, 02 Mar 2005 21:18:00 -0000

Oh I'm really sorry for taking this long to answer back Orchid. Thank you very much for the kind advice...

lol... spraying people lysol... sounds like a fun thing to do. Though I don't think I'll get much new friends out of spraying people that!

Re: Jueves de Caguamas

rolandog — Fri, 04 Mar 2005 17:58:00 -0000

jajaja, debo admitir que si he agregado muchas pendejadas a mi p�gina... pero si usas FireFox se tarda menos en cargar la p�gina.

y pues, suena interesante... claro que por ahi dicen que "las mejores cosas en la vida son gratis" ... pero a mi no me chingan!! las caguamas cuestan!! jajaja.

Re: Killer Instinct - Killer Cuts

rolandog — Sun, 06 Mar 2005 07:20:00 -0000

Clarooo! El super nintendo era la neta y el killer instinct fue uno de esos 'underground cult games' con los cuales hasta entre los amigos nos pon�amos a luchar.

Re: Post Mid-Sunday Ramblings

rolandog — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 15:07:00 -0000

Thank you very much for your time and comment, Orchid. =)

And indeed, I hope I do well in my exams... ugh... Chemical Engineering can be a heavy challenge sometimes.

I'm sorry for having so many mistakes. :S I'm in the process of 'tidying up' this place, so there will be a couple of more changes to come.

Re: Post Mid-Sunday Ramblings

rolandog — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:19:00 -0000

Thanks Alexa, you've made my day. =)

Re: Blogger Meetup

rolandog — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:40:00 -0000

ya le va se��

Re: rolandog

rolandog — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:52:00 -0000

lmao... yeah, I'm afraid Mexico is filled with Mexicans... the bastards!!

Garza Garc�a is kind of being absorbed by Monterrey. Nevertheless, it's one of Mexico's "richest" cities.

Too bad I haven't gone to Dallas... it'd be nice to check out the spot of JFK's death.

Re: On this Blog’s Development…

rolandog — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 04:32:00 -0000

jajaja, me da gusto que hayas visitado el blog!! Lo he estado mejorando... tiene ahora una interfaz mejorada, nueva y m�s lijera... pero puede ser complicada para los novatos.

Re: You know what my problem is?

rolandog — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 16:23:00 -0000

Hmm, so you guys are telling me that crappy multitasking and daydreaming are not necessarily a unique problem?

I've often wondered why don't we humans all agree to stop pushing ourselves too hard, and start taking a more humane approach to working/living.

But, I think that will always remain just a dream.

Re: Secrets within a Leaf

rolandog — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 17:18:00 -0000

jajaja, as� es la vida Grecia, los hermanos y las hermanas que son de la edad en realidad nunca se llevar�n bien, sino hasta viejitos... jajaja

As� soy yo con mi hermana de 19... muchas veces siento esa misma inspiraci�n obliguera con ella.

Re: Taken hostage by my procrastinating self

rolandog — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:31:00 -0000

don't worry, 'deleted muffin', you are forgiven... but just this one time... ok??

Re: Hola Dios, ¿estás ahí? Soy yo, rolandog.

rolandog — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 19:33:00 -0000

Gracias 'Atenea'... seguir� poniendo cosas,... de perdido para que la gente se entretenga un poco... jajaja

Re: Dr. Google Sends Pain Relief

rolandog — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 18:21:00 -0000

That's hilarious!

I'm now going off to read your article and hopefully I'll find enough inspiration to write a post titled "Google, I want a new car... (make sure its got a/c, gps mapping, and some cool sound system)".