DISQUS

Thank you for the update. In exchange, I promise to not steal or maul your new grill cover when it arrives.

Holy CRAP. You have CHAIRS??????????

Oh puh-lease. That ABBA/river incident was nothing. At least it was summer and I didn't fall through ice -- that was the "War Pigs"/river incident back in '89.

Oh come on JJT. Remember that time you got drunk and did your rendition of "Dancing Queen" before falling into the river??

Oh wait...never mind, I think that was me.

I don't know what color caulk you're looking for, but Home Depot had grey and dark brown.

Hm...I recall a certain package of "grooming products"....

Okay that made no sense. Sorry.

I meant to say that I can't get the image out of my head. Jeez.

I just can't get the image of Harrison Ford...sloppy drunk halfway off his bar stool at Madam's Organ in DC. It's totally ruined the movie for me.

Mighty JJT and Mighty Weber?

I am no longer mocking silently...I'm all-out chortling.

I still can't decide about the phone, so I might not upgrade even though mine is totally mock-worthy.

But I want a pretty phone. Pretty and shiny.

BTW, JJT -- I am mocking your Mighty Weber. Silently, but mocking it.

I'm surprised the Verizon employees weren't more helpful. When I broke my old phone (and yes it was totally my fault) they replaced it for me, even though I didn't have the insurance. Of course I have the cheapo Nokia and not a fancy Moto...

Ooo...I get to upgrade this month...what should I get??

I wish I knew what the heck sector I'm in, because I'd love to get out of it. I guess when you own the business, you're screwed all around. Sometimes it's better to be the employee, 'cause then I'd be $13 richer.

Thank you, by the way, for sharing your $13 with me. I can now buy a loaf of bread, which will surely solve the country's budget crisis.

I get nothing, because apparently none of my income is "earned". WTF.

We need to host one here in Pigtown. I don't travel well.

It's even a pain in the rear to walk around that area, because sometimes the sidewalks are closed. This has been going on since last summer -- any word on when it will end?

And your use of the word "nitwit" made me chortle.

Sounds like you had a great weekend -- glad to hear things are getting better!

I've been getting a bunch of those, too...so I guess I'll put the kibosh on trackbacks and pings. Bleh. DIE SPAMMERS DIE.

A lot of people from the neighborhood are being called. I guess they ran out of potential jurors from across town? What a crock of crap.

AHEM.

Hm?

SERIOUSLY. Get RID of Verizon. They're the devil. I can't think of one nice thing to say about them, except for the fact that I'll never have to deal with them again.

I'm with ROB. If we could have more daylight year-round, I'd be so much more...pleasant.

(Yes, JJT I am indeed giving you the finger. I can hear you chortling all the way on Scott Street.)

So have you hacked the roomba yet?

Hm. Mocking my router, JJT? That's NOT NICE.

FHF rocks. You won't miss Merritt at all...they are tEh SuXx0R.

I am a wealth of cookware knowledge. Bow to my stockpot and knife prowess.