Bedlam: Asylum where (a few hundred years ago) people used to pay to watch the mayhem.. bit harsh on yourself, but not far off! ;)
Good effort with this list, made me chuckle repeatedly!
BTW: ran into an error with this form:
Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/sbsgator/public_html/wp-content/plugins/SK2/sk2_second_chance.php:2) in /home/sbsgator/public_html/wp-content/plugins/what_would_seth_godin_do.php on line 86
Then when I submitted the captcha:
Sorry, bad luck on this one, cow-boy, try again. You have 4 attempts left.