I wish I could make out the words in the paper! I'm able to get most of "Killbots Enslave Humanity", but the other article is just barely too small. I can't believe you actually write words to go in there!
The laser would make a sound, as it would ionize all the air that it travels through, causing it to rapidly expand. Clearly, the artist had this in mind when he wrote the "shoom" in!
Awesome comic, each section funnier than the last!