http://disqus.com/by/parowpyro/enThu, 14 Jan 2016 14:02:31 -0000http://gothamist.com/2016/01/14/more_n_ervating_news_u_can_use.php#comment-2458131682<p>8th ave will still be open. it's a gothamist typo. bay parkway station as well.</p>parowpyroThu, 14 Jan 2016 14:02:31 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/say-it-aint-so-dogs-no-longer-allowed-at-the-gate.html#comment-1659523206<p>damn...if this is the new real, i can think of a couple of bars in park slope who should probably take notice.</p>parowpyroWed, 29 Oct 2014 12:52:35 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/a-non-john-lennon-themed-fips-food-drink-roundup.html#comment-1627728352<p>duly noted.</p>parowpyroThu, 09 Oct 2014 16:36:30 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/i-smell-baconkevin-bacon.html#comment-1612904571<p>the only nightmare here is that they've already renewed this show for a third season.</p>parowpyroTue, 30 Sep 2014 12:22:03 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/what-you-should-order-at-prospect-bar-grill.html#comment-1526587123<p><a href="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+is+prospect+bar" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+is+prospect+bar">http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+...</a></p>parowpyroMon, 04 Aug 2014 09:48:41 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/the-truth-about-cheeburger-cheeburger-closing.html#comment-1521123943<p>NSFW.</p>parowpyroFri, 01 Aug 2014 19:44:56 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/chillax-lice-lady-not-moving-into-percys-after-all.html#comment-1486324592<p>well...our only post on the tarantula was about it being a hoax &amp; the posts about lice busters were based on info from the owner's son.</p><p>good advice though.</p>parowpyroTue, 15 Jul 2014 12:42:46 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/get-ready-for-a-doughnut-orgasm-in-your-mouth.html#comment-1422908552<p>...because i would have to step foot in gorilla coffee? good to know though.</p>parowpyroFri, 06 Jun 2014 13:15:44 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/windsor-terrace-bar-name-gets-the-tomahawk-chop.html#comment-1376806986<p>oh man. i WISH i could rock a fedora.</p>parowpyroFri, 09 May 2014 12:05:32 -0000http://gothamist.com/2014/04/09/watch_chris_christie_get_very_uncom.php#comment-1327033193<p>...pretty sure you meant "not exactly thick-skinned."</p>parowpyroWed, 09 Apr 2014 15:25:06 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/reviewd-jeatjet.html#comment-1307162487<p>well...i wanted to try a few things on a few different nights. figured that'd give more perspective on the place. also, the drinks are good.</p>parowpyroThu, 27 Mar 2014 18:54:28 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/taco-santo-was-my-favorite-explorer-in-4th-grade.html#comment-1240713878<p>oh gosh we are all curious please please enlighten us all as to what the "scratch and sniff" taco is.</p>parowpyroWed, 12 Feb 2014 00:25:32 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/taco-santo-was-my-favorite-explorer-in-4th-grade.html#comment-1240712973<p>BOOM. roasted.</p>parowpyroWed, 12 Feb 2014 00:24:06 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/have-you-done-your-facebook-look-back-video-yet.html#comment-1231512022<p>the internet is broken.</p>parowpyroWed, 05 Feb 2014 00:54:22 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/a-tale-of-two-bars.html#comment-1225286960<p>well, unless specifically invited, i hardly ever identify myself as a writer, so no free drinks this time.</p><p>you're welcome.</p>parowpyroFri, 31 Jan 2014 08:49:22 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/you-can-pick-your-bar-but-you-cant-pick-your-nose.html#comment-1209398823<p>i'm pretty sure lindsay lohan was born with a yeast infection.</p>parowpyroMon, 20 Jan 2014 13:01:00 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/you-can-pick-your-bar-but-you-cant-pick-your-nose.html#comment-1209393881<p>oh yeah. those are totally cool. i haven't made it past the bar yet though, so y'know...</p>parowpyroMon, 20 Jan 2014 12:54:06 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/no-whimsy-please-were-park-slope-20.html#comment-1194401769<p>i would like to know more about this "crazy skirt lady." for starters, is it she who is crazy or is it the skirt?</p>parowpyroThu, 09 Jan 2014 19:12:16 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/who-gives-a-shit-does-everyone-in-park-slope-still-smoke-wee.html#comment-1182414730<p>whoa, pardner. might i suggest some weed? it helps chill people out, after all.</p>parowpyroTue, 31 Dec 2013 11:21:18 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/park-slope-breaks-the-seal-on-new-curbed-video-series.html#comment-1167834661<p>run-on sentences are the best.</p>parowpyroTue, 17 Dec 2013 14:40:31 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/goldilocks-the-artisanal-porridge.html#comment-1158735738<p>cracked lens! dropped it on the kitchen floor months ago. one day i will get off my lazy ass &amp; get it replaced. in the meantime..."artsy glow."</p>parowpyroWed, 11 Dec 2013 10:21:13 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/brunch-is-now-terroir-fied-or-whatever.html#comment-1131328669<p><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jabroni&amp;defid=1184851" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jabroni&amp;defid=1184851">http://www.urbandictionary....</a></p>parowpyroWed, 20 Nov 2013 12:06:11 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/i-hope-nothings-fishy-with-this-pickle-dog.html#comment-1111502178<p>ummmm, i have but mission dolores is definitely the exception to the rule, hence the words "it's often."</p><p>better luck next time.</p>parowpyroWed, 06 Nov 2013 14:13:09 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/parade-your-pup-at-the-howl-o-ween-costume-bash.html#comment-1093565967<p>phew. i thought it might be sperm-themed, but with a typo.</p>parowpyroWed, 23 Oct 2013 08:49:19 -0000http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/parade-your-pup-at-the-howl-o-ween-costume-bash.html#comment-1092466479<p>what the heck is a comstume?</p>parowpyroTue, 22 Oct 2013 14:24:02 -0000