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Re: Bid Farewell To NASA’s Cassini Probe As Countdown To Death Plunge Begins

mtiffany — Wed, 07 Dec 2016 18:05:26 -0000

"It became the first ever spacecraft to orbit Saturn on July 1, 2014."

2004. Cassini entered orbit around Saturn on July 1, 2004.

Re: Trump Ally Roger Stone: Clinton's Attacks On The "Alt-Right" Are "The Tactics Of A Hitler Or A Stalin"

mtiffany — Fri, 26 Aug 2016 21:39:39 -0000

When did Clinton propose censoring the alt-right? Or is is being called out now a form of censorship?

Re: Right-Wing Media Bemoan University Of Missouri Presidents Resignation: His Only Crime Was "Being A White Man"

mtiffany — Tue, 10 Nov 2015 17:57:08 -0000

They're all lying, of course, and people predisposed to believe their narratives are going to swallow it, hook, line, and sinker, but the nonsense at the link below makes it that much harder to refute their lies.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Re: Colorado Town Shocked To Discover Teens Do Sexytime, Even In Colorado

mtiffany — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 09:40:25 -0000

How the fuck is this either the school's fault or responsibility? Were all the pics taken on school grounds?

Re: Kansas Teacher Does The Gay Agenda To Kids, Refuses To Resign In Shame

mtiffany — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 09:30:44 -0000

"Wonkette can confirm that making
heterosexuality illegal and frowned upon is the EXACT endgame of the
Homosexual Agenda, of which we are an active participant. We have
penciled this in for 2027, so HAVE FUN UNTIL THEN, BREEDER-SEXUALS."

SHHH!!!! And we're going to have to push back the date for exterminating the breeders: The Lizard People are being real assholes about the licensing agreements for their gestation pod technology.

Re: The Snake Oil Bulletin: Putting the Moran in Mormon

mtiffany — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 09:06:03 -0000

I look at all those women in those pastel color-coded-by-family-line dresses in that picture and think "That fabric looks super uncomfortable."

Re: Carly Fiorina Failed At Hewlett-Packard In A Whole Other Way You Didn’t Even Know About

mtiffany — Tue, 27 Oct 2015 21:12:50 -0000

"I'm sorry they fired you, Carly. Your replacement might be a competent negotiator who will want dinner and a kiss first."

Re: Syfy Renews Killjoys and Dark Matter for Second Seasons

mtiffany — Thu, 03 Sep 2015 03:38:23 -0000

If they'd killed Killjoys and given Dark Matter a 26 episode season, that would have been better.

Re: The Five Attacks Funny Or Die For Satirical Video Ridiculing Debunked Right-Wing Claims About Planned Parenthood

mtiffany — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 18:00:36 -0000

Ohh, poor bigots at Fox 'News' haz a sads. Boo-hoo.

Re: ‘Pro-Lifers’ Present Abortion Masterpiece Theatre At White House, And It’s Insane

mtiffany — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 12:39:49 -0000

"Kid Zoom’s explanation of what happened to that slice of cake I was saving."

Takes me back to my early teens: "Wouldn't it have been easier and more, you know, adult, to just ask me not to eat the last piece of cake rather than doing a bad job trying to hide it?"

Re: You (Probably) Won’t Have Sexy Daddy Rick Perry To Kick Around, Fap To

mtiffany — Tue, 11 Aug 2015 19:27:14 -0000

"STOP JUDGING ME YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GOT A BONE FOR AARON SCHOCK."

Nuh-uh. I got a bone for Schock's abs. But then his personality killed that right quick.

Re: Bernie, interrupted

mtiffany — Tue, 11 Aug 2015 16:01:27 -0000

"lax environmental law enforcement puts people of color at greater risk" And the poor and people of color are disproportionately more likely to live in areas with high levels of pollution. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/1...
And that could be fixed by letting the EPA enforce its regulations, but that won't result in a book deal or TV appearances for those nice ladies that interrupted Sanders in Seattle so they won't be agitating for that...

Re: Bernie, interrupted

mtiffany — Tue, 11 Aug 2015 15:52:26 -0000

"They go on to talk about police brutality in Seattle specifically, the school-to-prison pipeline, gentrification, and the anniversary of Mike Brown’s death: topics unlikely to be found among Senator Sanders’ talking points."

Sanders did address the death of Mike Brown, and the school-to-prison pipeline, and the militarization of the police. And he did it last fucking year: http://www.sanders.senate.g...

Do facts not matter to you?

Re: If You Think Donald Trump Said Megyn Kelly Was Bleeding From Her Hoo-Ha, You’re A Nazi

mtiffany — Tue, 11 Aug 2015 05:56:41 -0000

Look out, Don Lemon, someone's coming fer yer jahb.

Re: God Tells Florida Pastor Unborned Babies Will Pay National Debt, So Defund Planned Parenthood

mtiffany — Mon, 10 Aug 2015 14:06:13 -0000

Chocolate covered frozen baby body parts on a stick, coming soon to the freezer aisle in a supermarket near you.

Re: Carly Fiorina Won Happy Hour! Could Someone Explain Why?

mtiffany — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 17:37:06 -0000

And the results speaked for themselves.

Re: Carly Fiorina Won Happy Hour! Could Someone Explain Why?

mtiffany — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 16:08:23 -0000

Carly Fiorina deserves to be persident because she was already persident at that company that she didn't killed. She only almost killeded it.

Re: Deleted Comments: A Real Marine In National Security Warns Wonkette To Leave Iran

mtiffany — Sun, 02 Aug 2015 18:03:38 -0000

"My prediction is — war in 2-3 weeks. Wake up" Did the author of that insightful comment include the kind of lotion he was furiously beating off with as he wrote this?

Re: Nice White Dad Mysteriously Dies In Police Custody, We Can Talk Police Brutality Now?

mtiffany — Wed, 22 Jul 2015 10:21:01 -0000

Wow, you just invited a no-knock warrant for suspected whatever at your house. Don't bother answering the door, they'll knock it down for you.

Re: Rand Paul Must Be Craaaaazy With This Tax-Code-Slashing Ad! Every Page Must Go!

mtiffany — Tue, 21 Jul 2015 17:14:57 -0000

And if weak Obama didn't maked that deal with the Irans then we could have stoled the Irans nukalar bombses and uhn, and then, uhm and Rand Paul, uhm is doctor could haved blowed up the papers with the Irans nukalar bombses we stoled. And BOOM no more taxed. But didn'ts because weak Obama. Thanks Obama.

Re: Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell Is NOT Going To Vote For Hillary’s Vagina

mtiffany — Tue, 21 Jul 2015 17:07:15 -0000

I asked my penis, which happens to dig other penis, A LOT, and it said, "this one vagina, you can vote for the Hillary person who carries it around."

Re: 12 Reasons Why I Keep a Box of Tampons on My Desk at Work

mtiffany — Sat, 18 Jul 2015 03:18:45 -0000

Not that I think you need a man's approval, but: all your points are excellent (especially number 8) and you are awesome.

Re: An Open Letter To Gawker, From Your Friend Wonkette

mtiffany — Sat, 18 Jul 2015 00:29:46 -0000

These are the sites owned by Gawker if anyone feels like NOT giving these assholes any money: Gawker.com, Deadspin, Lifehacker, Gizmodo, io9, Kotaku, Jalopnik, and Jezebel.

Re: An Open Letter To Gawker, From Your Friend Wonkette

mtiffany — Sat, 18 Jul 2015 00:20:12 -0000

I read the actual article. Just my opinion here: Defamatory and libelous. And, and, and... wait, there's more... it would appear that Jordan Sargent (the hit piece's author) may have conspired with the escort to extort the victim into using his family connections to get a HUD dispute resolved in the escort's favor by no less than the President of the Unites States.

To paraphrase "Gawker will not publish the story if the victim takes the HUD dispute to President Obama." Not making this up.

Re: An Open Letter To Gawker, From Your Friend Wonkette

mtiffany — Fri, 17 Jul 2015 23:37:03 -0000

You know you're in the wrong when *the Internet* comes for you. But such is that nature of the human-shaped vermin that work over at Gawker that they absolutely refuse to admit they did anything wrong in the slightest.