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Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:48:10 -0000

Turkey Bacon is not Bacon. Bacon is bacon. And it is good.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:36:17 -0000

Very nice list. I'd only add "broken a bone" and "coached a team"

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:32:30 -0000

If you are ever required to make a list of the manliest men ever, you shall start with 1) Evel Knievel 2) Jim Brown 3) Will Munny (he's fictional, but damn). The rest is just details.

Re: Manly or Not? (Poll)

mr_bobdawgsta — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:49:16 -0000

While I admit that Obama is a bit effiminate (see, I am so manly I don't even know how to spell the word), at least he doesn't whine when he talks or take cheap shots at people behind their backs then fail to look them in the eye during debates or own up to his comments like a man should.

And from what I've read, McCain was a terrible pilot (crashed 3 planes and injured his own compatriots BEFORE getting shot down), a crappy student (895th out of 898 at Naval Academy) and he wasn't self made at all, but was just a spoiled brat that people tolerated because of who his dad and granddad were.

Still, politics aside, I have utmost respect for anyone brave enough to put on the uniform and the beat down he took as a POW boggles the mind. So even though I don't think it's manly to be a whiny little hypocrite or to let a broad take the fight to your enemies for you, being a POW is very manly, so I give it to McCain.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:50:15 -0000

A real man never procrastin--eh, forget it.

Re: Manly or Not? (Poll)

mr_bobdawgsta — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:16:01 -0000

This is like asking which is worse, being at a bar with one of your buddies and you both order wine or riding on the back of your buddy's motorcycle. I have to go w/ mini van on this one. At least you can paint a mini-van black with a red-stripe, like the A-Team van. Plus, when you pull up next to some ponce in a Prius, he has to look up to you. If you have to look up to a guy in a mini-van, you might as well just put your nutz in your pocket for use another day.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:58:19 -0000

Man Law re Nutrition:

Whiskey. Beer. Red-Meat. Repeat.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:57:09 -0000

Man Law Re Games:

A Man should be anywhere from "serviceable" to "good" at bowling, billiards, foosball, air hockey, darts, ski-ball, and that moving basketball rim game. However, he should not be "super good" or "totally awesome" at any of these and he should never practice. And if he wins any 'tickets' for his performance, he must immediately find a kid nearby to give them to.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:54:37 -0000

Every man that has a dvd player shall have the following movies in steady rotation: Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky IV, Godfather, Godfather II, Predator, Heat, Gladiator, Tombstone, Unforgiven, Beverly Hills Cop, Hunt for Red October, Young Guns, For A Few Dollars More, Crimson Tide, Raider of the Lost Ark, A Bronx Tale, Trading Places, Untouchables, Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Last of the Mohicans, Airplane, Top Secret!, My Cousin Vinny, American Me and of course, Pulp Fiction. Further, every man must be able to quote from these movies at will.

A man MAY have Shawshank Redemption, as long as it's just the DVD case and is there only to sucker a woman into picking it to watch and on the inside is First Blood or Rambo: First Blood Pt. II.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:38:31 -0000

You can always do at least 1 shot of tequila, so unbunch your panties, quit your bitchin' and moanin', and get to work.

Re: Old English

mr_bobdawgsta — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:53:58 -0000

Thou doth protesteth too much.

Re: Underhand

mr_bobdawgsta — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:44:50 -0000

This should be amended... no pitching underhand unless your last name is "Quisenberry". Dan Quisenberry was a killer in the 9th inning and had a very masculine mustache and even though he's dead, he should not be dissed by a Man Law.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:38:35 -0000

A real man, if lost, should stop and ask for directions. However, once he gets the directions he should come back to the car and say "that dude in there was full of crap. I'll figure this out on my own."

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:40:13 -0000

No man shall ever say "Clay Aiken is gay? Really? I had no idea." just to impress some broad with his sensitivity.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:27:11 -0000

The Pissing Laws

Article I -Though yon teeth may grit and yon bladder may burst, thou shalt not take the middle urinal.

Article II - If some dolt doth take the middle urinal whilst thou dost relieve thyself, thou both must look only directly up or directly down or directly straight ahead. And thou shalt not speaketh.

Re: Unlocking car doors

mr_bobdawgsta — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:51:44 -0000

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you still don't succeed, say that whatever you were trying to do is 'stupid anyway' and make fun of people that do whatever it was you were trying to do and go do something you're good at, like fantasy football.

Re: Submit a Man Law

mr_bobdawgsta — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:07:16 -0000

Unless your name is Dorian, Flex, Arnold, Haney, or Ferrigno, you are not allowed to yell or scream in the gym...or wear weight-lifting boots and MC Hammer pants... and re-rack your weights, dummy.