Disqus - Latest Comments for moooooog35

Re: Enough With The Rain and Some Great Reads Too

moooooog35 — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:57:06 -0000

Could be worse than rain. Could be 105 degrees like it is here and you're all sweating and you're getting divorced and now you're in a one bedroom apartment and all alone and, well, at least there's porn.

I forgot where I was going with this.

Re: Mind Your Own Business, Gmail!

moooooog35 — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:09:24 -0000

Google Mail.

Always correcting...always nagging. Like you weren't married already.

Re: Staring At The Blank Page Before Me

moooooog35 — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 08:31:28 -0000

Some ideas:

1) You can discuss what you did during down time
2) You can talk about times you've jinxed yourself
3) Please substitute 'down time' and 'jinxed yourself' with random terms about masturbation and tell us about those

You're welcome.

Re: To Kanoodle or Not To Kanoodle, That Was The Question

moooooog35 — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:35:40 -0000

You ate at a Vietnamese restaurant?

What kind of dog did you have?

Re: I’ve Officially Become A Redneck

moooooog35 — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:52:32 -0000

Red head. Red neck. Jesus, woman..you're going to start resembling a fire hydrant soon.

Re: People Watching

moooooog35 — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:18:59 -0000

I love to people-watch, too.

Mainly with the use of a hidden camera, but whatever.

Re: I Won The Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!

moooooog35 — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:02:31 -0000

This may just be a coincidence, but Ed McMahon's burial plot number is 67676.

Creepy.

Re: Where Does All The Time Go?

moooooog35 — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:28:02 -0000

Awww.

And somewhere in between there, he discovered the joy of masturbation.

Just bringing you back to reality, Meleah. It's what I do.

Re: I Hate Ex-Girlfriends

moooooog35 — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:16:27 -0000

Huh. Good questions. Whatever happens, ping me when you're on the rebound.

Re: That One Time I Was Held At Gunpoint

moooooog35 — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:06:21 -0000

OMG THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!

YOU GOT TO WORK THE FRY STATION?!?!?!

Re: And When I Die...

moooooog35 — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:53:36 -0000

All the best to you, Cat Lady.

Re: Top Five Best Father's Day Gifts…Ever.

moooooog35 — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:51:11 -0000

There is no such thing as a perfect father's day gift because no matter what you get it's been bought with using a charge card and he's going to have to pay the friggin' thing off anyway.

Oh, honey..you got me a 60" $4000 flat screen?!?!?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!

Re: What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Done To a Customer?

moooooog35 — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:04:55 -0000

I don't know, but the day's not over yet.

I'll keep you posted.

Re: Observations From A Garage Sale

moooooog35 — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:03:01 -0000

I had a garage sale once and now I have to park my car in the street.

Thank you. I'm here all week.

Re: Oh Hello Internet!

moooooog35 — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:16:27 -0000

Welcome back, Meleah. And thank you for the shout out on my audition tape.

For everyone who votes for me, I am reserving a backstage pass for a future show when I become host.*

*this offer not valid if this actually happens because I'll be all famous and crap and attending parties and stuff

THANKS!!

Re: Goat Thing of The Day: Leaping and Fainting and Yelling, Oh My

moooooog35 — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:13:08 -0000

I love goats until they get older and try to steal your soul. Then..notsomuch.

Maybe I'm thinking about cats.

Re: Before I Was A Mom

moooooog35 — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:54:29 -0000

I'm still not a mom.

Probably because I'm a guy, but whatever.

Re: How To Come Up With A Great Post When You Have Nothing

moooooog35 — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:40:00 -0000

I would post my favorite recipe but it's nothing that people can't get from reading the back of the frozen pizza box, anyway.

Re: Of Carpe Diem and the Tragedy of Not Seizing The Day

moooooog35 — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 08:38:22 -0000

Huh. I would have seen this as the opportunity to hit on the hot nurse, but whatever. The love thing is good, too.

Re: How I Know I Am Rapidly Aging

moooooog35 — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:35:54 -0000

Look me up when you get false teeth. I hear that is EPIC.

Re: How Will You Prevent the Summer Slide?

moooooog35 — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:51:31 -0000

I usually pass out candy.

These are nice tips, though, too.

Re: Talking to Myself

moooooog35 — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:06:12 -0000

Christ. I was hating being off on Monday even though it meant I had to be here and pretend I was working.

Just to get away from them is a good enough excuse. Enjoy your summer BWAHAHAHAHA.

Re: I Saw a Celebrity!

moooooog35 — Wed, 26 May 2010 12:53:55 -0000

There's a joke in here about oral sex but I think it pretty much writes itself.

Re: The “Final Final Solution (for solving America’s woes (and more))” Offensive

moooooog35 — Tue, 25 May 2010 09:08:32 -0000

I have a feeling the Germans wouldn't like that idea.

Yep.

They'd be Sour Krauts.

Thank you. I'm here all week.

Re: We Interrupt This Blog With Family Medical Updates

moooooog35 — Tue, 25 May 2010 08:51:21 -0000

Nothing but the best to you, woman.

See? I can be serious sometimes.

Hurts. So. Much.