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Re: Eyes Forward

mojo9 — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:39:13 -0000

i need to look up, years of sports have given me great peripheral vision which is frightening in public restrooms

Re: Cake

mojo9 — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:37:23 -0000

i vote to remove this law

Re: Submit a Man Law

mojo9 — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:34:44 -0000

hatch do you own the wikimancode? if so is anyone monioring it anymore?

Re: Submit a Man Law

mojo9 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:04:53 -0000

in the event your wingman is successful you owe him a six pack; the quality of the beer will be determined by the hotness of the woman you slept with divided by the hotness of the woman he had to sleep with.

Re: Women's Sports

mojo9 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:58:16 -0000

mud wrestling is the ultimate spectator sport

Re: Submit a Man Law

mojo9 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:13 -0000

half time and intermission of sporting events does not count. this is designated bathroom time and going with your friend is purely coincidental

Re: Submit a Man Law

mojo9 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:31:31 -0000

Jack Lambert > Jim Brown

Re: Submit a Man Law

mojo9 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:27:56 -0000

When purposely picking a fight with an animal the rule is any weapon found once entering the woods is fair game. If a dangerous animal wanders into civilization, you have home-field advantage! This is your best chance to pick a fight with an animal, a good rule of thumb is to use any weapon that T2000 from Terminator 2 could change into (no moving parts). Hunting is obviously manly but to be deemed awesome only primitive weapons count.

Re: Cake

mojo9 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:31:02 -0000

terrible law. cake is not manly! it is not unmanly but no laws should govern cake

Re: Man Law Blog Reloaded

mojo9 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:15:08 -0000

wikimancode was much better than the blog format, but the loss in traffic is probably due to the lack of new laws, i used to check every day but now once a week at most because nothing new ever comes up

Re: Two Jiggle Rule

mojo9 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:40:17 -0000

leads to the phrase "No matter how much you jump and dance one drop will always end up in your pants" two is not enough

Re: Manly or Not? (Poll)

mojo9 — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:38:15 -0000

mini van is the easiest car to have sex in. big bonus as a teenager

Re: Submit a Man Law

mojo9 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:11:12 -0000

men know the recipe to anything they need to make:
1.)take meat
2.)throw on grill
anything that cannot be made in this fashion is not the mans responsibility. (exceptions include brewing your own beer and making non-food items such as plastic explosives)