http://disqus.com/by/moike/enFri, 09 Oct 2009 16:27:39 -0000http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/199303848#comment-19698327<p>Dear Lame - oops, I mean "Name",</p><p>I used to think this site was awesome! Then I saw your carefully crafted argument and concluded that with wisdom and wit like yours, you must have an even better site.</p><p>Please post the web address so I can write worthless non-constructive complaints about the free entertainment you are providing me at your own expense.</p><p></p>moikeFri, 09 Oct 2009 16:27:39 -0000http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/199303848#comment-17809451<p>Dear Adrian,</p><p>I think there is probably a huge market for Pre-Condolence Cards™ that can be given to egocentric women who have a secret crush on someone named "Rico" that is awaiting execution for murder.</p><p>You could send a thoughtful Pre-Condolence Card™ along with a note telling your narcissistic friend "Lisa" that the crime was not actually an armed robbery gone bad. Instead, write that it was a revenge killing, inspired when the "victim" called Lisa a slut! (The story only seems implausible if you're not as vain as Lisa is.)</p><p>So sorry that Rico will die,<br>I think he's a heck of a guy!<br>He cleared Lisa's name,<br>But she's not to blame,<br>It's the state that's making him fry.</p><p>Your note and card will make Lisa feel important AND feel good about Rico at the same time! And naturally she will sleep with you (she's such a slut!) after she sees how your card is in touch with her deepest emotions.</p><p>P.S. We could print cards with other names in place of Rico and Lisa, but I suspect there won't be much demand for those.</p>moikeTue, 29 Sep 2009 20:11:33 -0000