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Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - Okay. I’ve promised my new BFF BowlingAlleyLawyer...

Aaron Altman — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:53:09 -0000

This is a test. Did it work? Did it work, muthafukka?

Re: cvxn

Aaron Altman — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:01:40 -0000

GROOM
Dude, you okay?

PHOTOG (clutching side)
Owww.

BRIDE
What the fuck? You're all bloody!

PHOTOG (sardonic)
Perils, owww, of photography.

GROOM
Where the fuck were you, Fallujah? Straighten up, brah.

BRIDE
I want another photographer.

PHOTOG
Nah, I'm okay. Owww.

GROOM
Get the fuck outta here with your bruises and bloodied lip.

BRIDE
Ewww, Stephen, I don't like this guy!

PHOTOG
Ah, fuck this shit anyway. Back to the fuckin' mosh pit.

(GROOM looks at BRIDE, who suddenly becomes concerned.)

GROOM
Mosh pit? Honey, I gots to GO!!!

(PHOTOG and GROOM run out the church. BRIDE harumphs. TO CAMERA:)

BRIDE
Fucking couuuves.

FIN.

Re: Mabel Moments

Aaron Altman — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:41:18 -0000

What could that guy possibly be saying?

1) "Play something else, will ya? Enough with the John Denver shit."
2) "You got my carpet wet again."
3) "Is anyone here a fan of mildew?"
4) "In 40 years, this little setup we got here will make so much more fucking sense."
5) "...and none of you love me for my apparent wealth!"
6) "Can you toss me some Mr. Bubbles?"

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - Speak the King's English - CNN.com

Aaron Altman — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:46:50 -0000

This is what happens when you re-blog at 4am, dearest Mabel. I blame Hez's new boyfriend. :-)

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - maryrambin: Poor Prada, three consistent shitty...

Aaron Altman — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:00:26 -0000

Hah. Don't ask me why. I once set up coverage for Fashion Week for a TV station here in NYC and when all was said and done, I was like, "What the FUCK just happened?"

I also love that Disqus is asking me to verify my own post. Sigh.

Re: Mabel Moments

Aaron Altman — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:39:25 -0000

Sorry to hear this. Re: bachelorette - if your site layout is any indication, you must be totally fucking awesome to hang with. :-)

Re: Wasting Even More Time

Aaron Altman — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:32 -0000

Why thank you. You look great, in photos as in real-life, I'm sure. :-)

Re: Mabel Moments

Aaron Altman — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:46:46 -0000

Higher register, but I get it. Too bad there's no "M." :-)

Re: Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals

Aaron Altman — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:20:01 -0000

Well, for one, should I bother?
Two, I'm not a philosopher. but sometimes i start thinking about why i see the world only from my perspective, my point of view, and begin to wonder if everyone, everything else is a shell, a fake, a NOTHING, and then begin to question whether i really exist at all. is that what they call an existential crisis?
Three, are you charging me for this? :-)

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - In re: this wonderful viewer email, posted by Ryan...

Aaron Altman — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:21:25 -0000

Hah! Well I hope your friend likes the postcard as much as President Grundy did, dearest Sybil. :-)

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - toomuchawesome: Matthew Sweet - “Sick of Myself” ...

Aaron Altman — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:26:03 -0000

Um, NOT creepy. Comment as much as you want; I hoe to give you more to comment on. :-) These are my two fave Matthew Sweet songs, but this one in particular. Gives me that nostalgic, God-I-Should've-Married-That-Girl feeling. Which eat me up from the inside and gets me depressed once in a while. But still.

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - I’m on sale

Aaron Altman — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:49:19 -0000

Assorted nuts, yesh. :-)

Re: A Miscellany - Things that make me smile: Unsubstantiated, but...

Aaron Altman — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:36:00 -0000

Unsubstantiated, my butt. :-)

Re: A Miscellany - Things that make me smile: a clip from a movie...

Aaron Altman — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:02:14 -0000

That was just lovely, dear Gecko. :-)

Re: A Miscellany - I’ve now had this stuck in my head since Saturday...

Aaron Altman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:56:00 -0000

I like knowing I introduced you to this dude. We might just be cooler than we give each other credit for, dear Gecko. :-)

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - Watching Grease right now. It’s good for my mental...

Aaron Altman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:40:39 -0000

I loved it, of course. Had a friend who did an event with Nikki Blonsky once. I was a little jealous. Every fucking number in that film was precious, save for Michelle Pfeiffer's solo. The finale was, of course, my fave.

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - I am a complete sucker for good animated GIFs,...

Aaron Altman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:42:19 -0000

Hah! The second one kinda freaks me out, but lurrrve the first one.

Re: livejamie.com

Aaron Altman — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:10:30 -0000

This is absolutely mesmerizing.

Re: A Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger. - Using my superior (i.e. sucky) PhotoShop skillz to...

Aaron Altman — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:38:00 -0000

P.S. I know it sucks, thanks. :-)

Re: A Miscellany - Things that make me smile: going to supper with...

Aaron Altman — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:50:17 -0000

Things that make me smile: that you call it supper. :-)

Re: A Miscellany - Things that make me smile: going to supper with...

Aaron Altman — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:40:28 -0000

Um, DINNER? Or, if you must be cute, supper. :-)

Re: A Miscellany - Things that make me smile: going to supper with...

Aaron Altman — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:46:10 -0000

One more thing: poetryofcorso@gmail.com. In case you think I'm a stranger. :-)

Re: mabel moments : That's what I wanna know.

Aaron Altman — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:23:43 -0000

Okay... so HOW DO YOU DO A BLOGROLL?????? Please halp me. :-)

Re: Jake's Webbed Journal

Aaron Altman — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:09:24 -0000

Excellent. Asian Superman would've been bonus.

Re: mabel moments

Aaron Altman — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:12:00 -0000

I didn't realize kangas cold "savage" so much as "box." :-)

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