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metschick — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 01:13:02 -0000

I'd rather hear the barking than that weird wheezing noise. There has to be some other methods before the drastic measure of cutting the vocal cords is taken.

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metschick — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:52:25 -0000

The noise that the cut cords make sounds worse to me than regular barking. As annoying as the yapping is, at least my neighbors only let the dog out for a few hours at night.

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metschick — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:27:56 -0000

I will admit - there's a small, yappy dog in our neighborhood that I wish would quiet down. I would never make his owners get that poor dog's vocal cords cut. That's just torture.

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metschick — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:15:40 -0000

Kevin James takes his dog to the funeral at the beginning of the movie - the device that brings all the friends together. The dog tries barking and it just makes the saddest choking noise in the world. KJ explains that due to complaints re: the barking, the dog's vocal cords were cut. I didn't even think that was possible.

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metschick — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:55:42 -0000

Ah, so *these* are the kinds of people who complain and have a dog owner "muzzle" his dog a la Kevin James' character on "Grown Ups"? (Dog had vocal cords cut, called debarking. Terrible.)

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metschick — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:48:01 -0000

May 14, 2011? Hey, that's my wedding date, bitch!

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metschick — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:26:11 -0000

I've been lurking more. But I've def. been enjoying the comments. Commenters are on fire!

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metschick — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:35:59 -0000

And your BF handled it the right way. She knew it wasn't rational to get upset about, but something you can't help how you feel. She also didn't put them on blast about it. Hoorah for normal brides!

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metschick — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:42:25 -0000

There are def. ugly babies, but duh, just lie. Who cares?

The line that killed me is: "after they finished raving about how beautiful my baby was." STFU, bitch. What a snotty line. I hope her baby turns into an awkward looking toddler, and then grows up to look like Miranda Kerr or some other angel-faced model. That'll just kill Amber.

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metschick — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 16:57:56 -0000

So true. I've been with my fiance for more than half of my 5 year old daughter's life, and she calls him by his name. If after we marry, she chooses to call him something else, that is on her.

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metschick — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 00:58:01 -0000

I hadn't even thought of the logistics, but I do agree that the commercial is cool. Except for the fact that the man and the woman look alike, like siblings. Maybe I'm the only one who see it.

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metschick — Tue, 18 May 2010 21:08:11 -0000

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metschick — Tue, 18 May 2010 10:34:02 -0000

This post made me sad. I am so with S. What the hell would ever compel you to talk on a public forum, where everyone is watching, about your queefing?! WHY, PEOPLE, WHY?!

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metschick — Tue, 11 May 2010 16:26:29 -0000

That child sounds way too little to be left along long enough to kill a kitten. Glennye, DIAF.

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metschick — Sun, 09 May 2010 22:10:25 -0000

I honestly thought she was going to go in another direction after the first part of that update. And then it just went straight to "I'M BLESSED TO BE A MOOOOMMY, and you ARE NOT."

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metschick — Sun, 09 May 2010 22:06:00 -0000

WOW. I'm... speechless.

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metschick — Thu, 06 May 2010 21:14:32 -0000

Fuck, I did not mean to like what you wrote.

In fact, I hate it. People like H piss me the fuck off. You know why? Because at the end of the day, she gets to call/email/write/whatever her husband, and their children get to communicate in some way. I wish that was my case. My husband passed away 2 months before our daughter was born, and I'd give anything to have poor H's living situation, because then at least my kid would have her dad.

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metschick — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:49:40 -0000

Me too. My parents idea of "The Talk" was something along the lines of: "If you let a boy touch you, you'll get pregnant." Very informative. Like you, I took it upon myself to educate myself obsessively. And thanks for that link.

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metschick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:05:36 -0000

That's good. I was either going to put BC in her food or inject her with depo while she slept. I shudder at the thought of her getting pregnant by one of those douchecanoes.

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metschick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:03:55 -0000

Ugh, I sit around and pray that my daughter never hooks up with such losers, and if she does, that she uses protection. And that my future son not hook up with dumb girls and if he does that he also use protection. Of course, when they're old enough, I'll do more than pray, like talk tot hem, and instill in them enough self-confidence not to be with such wastes of human space.

And I loved Tyler. Worst? Nikkole's Josh and Chelsea's POS sperm donor (can't remember his name).

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metschick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:58:27 -0000

So that's why I feel so much more carefree when I've been poked. I just thought it was because I got to lay on my back for 2 minutes.

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metschick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:47:00 -0000

After watching a "16 & Pregnant" marathon, I might do the same with my daughter when she's in her teens.

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metschick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:34:00 -0000

My specialty: a knuckle sandwich. :p

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metschick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:27:33 -0000

Pickles are delicious. Also, I couldn't eat them when I was pregnant; the mere thought of a pickle turned my stomach. So there, pregnancy stereotypes! (And we all remember our dear Snooki, lover of pickles.)

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metschick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:26:27 -0000

I actually do have wifi in the kitchen. The menfolk in this house are thoughtful that way. They say it makes it easier to research recipes.