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Re: the one that got away

madisonmitchell — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:01:07 -0000

........ I am speechless.

Re: vent

madisonmitchell — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:11:54 -0000

My old neighbors used to do shit like that. So then I started vacuuming my floors at 6 am on Saturday morning :) then I started doing shit that was completely obnoxious and uncalled for like super gluing their shoes they left outside of their door to the carpets. They ended up moving out... I'm not really a reasonable gal... However, I'm sure you knew that anyways. ;) If you need to escape you can always drive your ass to the valley and hang out here..

Re: for fuck sakes

madisonmitchell — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:20:02 -0000

That is by far the creepiest thing I have read in a long time. (Considering what I do for a living and the emails I get that says a lot.)

Listen, as a friend, I care about your dearly and I think its about high time you block her. It's not a big deal that you are single still. You just have other priorities besides breeding and settling down right away. You're a good guy. You've always been nice to me and I know one day some woman is going to make you very happy... (without crawling through your window and slapping the shit out of you.)

I firmly stand behind my belief that some people really are better off killing themselves. (like her.)

Take care kid,

Re: this is what happens when you're old and single

madisonmitchell — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:28:24 -0000

Oh you're right. You acting like a cantankerous cunt is really unbecoming of your image. Perhaps if you stopped focusing on assumptions and pulled your head out of your ass you would be able to function like a normal human. Do me a favor and go fuck yourself maybe then you'll stop being so stuck up.

Re: this is what happens when you're old and single

madisonmitchell — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:48:10 -0000

What's the problem daddy stuck his champion cock in your tight little 7 year old pussy and you're trying to tell me something? You should seek therapy and not jude's blog.

Re: this is what happens when you're old and single

madisonmitchell — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:28:55 -0000

Despite the fact that I get a cock in my butt and paid for it at least once a month does not mean that I am not a good Midwestern girl. . . A Michigander if you will. I don't get attached and you kind of make me laugh a lot. We can go on dates. Plus I don't text converse. I also am smart holding a bachelors degree in forensic science and nursing and have an extensive vocabulary. I'm always down for a good time and you have my number.

Re: the american way

madisonmitchell — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:48:54 -0000

I kind of wrote a blog about this stuff recently more related to how much prescriptions suck and what not! You should check it out!

http://backdoorwhore.com/?p...

Re: jude reviews watchmen

madisonmitchell — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:28:12 -0000

Excellent... well your review. Like I said how can you write a movie script on a book that was supposed to be far to graphic to be made into a movie...

Re: man we been doing baby wipes since way back.

madisonmitchell — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:37:00 -0000

They work well to clean up sex messes too. I keep them in my bathroom and bedroom.

Re: Rude Jude Loves You - Here’s the latest Closed Match from Eharmony ...

madisonmitchell — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:14:35 -0000

1. Gingers breed by Mitosis NEVER TRUST SOMETHING WHO BREEDS BY MITOSIS.

2. Gingers have no souls.

3. She's ugly as shit she probably saw you and said he is way too hot for me I might as well not try. . .

That is the only logical explanation.

You're hot so quit pretending you aren't Id totally fuck your face until I squirt... that's a compliment... b/c i am hot... obviously.

Re: eharmony why dont you just fuck off already

madisonmitchell — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:05:48 -0000

I feel that maybe all of the conversations we have are about how I need to get laid.. and how people in SO CAL ARE A JOKE.. Maybe you should try http://okcupid.com I get lots of sex off of there... B/c I too... Might be a sex addict... I have the sex drive of a 12 year old boy who just discovered what an orgasm was. . . mmm... orgasm. . . I mean.. yes.. back to you. Let's go sex hunting together soon. I haven't seen you in a while.

xoxox

Re: im writing to tell you im not writing today

madisonmitchell — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:00:38 -0000

You look really good in those pictures. I like your glasses on you.

Re: judie's got a cold.... to be sung like jeremy's got a gun

madisonmitchell — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:42:44 -0000

Everyone I know is sick out here. :( Feel better kid.

Re: Rude Jude Loves You - ah if only sex with a condom were this...

madisonmitchell — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:03:38 -0000

Me a slut? I just have been fucked in the ass on camera... I mean... that's that bad is it?

Idiot.

Re: Rude Jude Loves You - ah if only sex with a condom were this...

madisonmitchell — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:02:53 -0000

My pussy is more than tight enough you ignorant conservative. If you knew half as much about copulation with different orifices you would know that anal is much different than vaginal copulation. But, then again anyone who can't even spell the name Sheena probably cannot comprehend anything in their tiny little alligator sized brains to begin with.

Re: Rude Jude Loves You - ah if only sex with a condom were this...

madisonmitchell — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:09:10 -0000

I twittered about that video the other day. I was high as fuck watching it and cracking up.... then thinking... wait.. why am I not getting laid? There is a sex shortage in my life what the fuck is the problem with me Jude?!

Also, you should give anal advice the ladies eat that shit up on how to make anal more enjoyable. I need to start charging for professional sex advice. . .

hope you are well

Re: Rude Jude Loves You - here goes a little tune to get your day going.

madisonmitchell — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:21:59 -0000

So good!! I need to come steal music off of your computer soon since I lost all of mine when I got my new macbook.

Re: Rude Jude Loves You - i’m not dead. my career is! hahahaaaaa. this shit...

madisonmitchell — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:15:37 -0000

What the hell!! hahah. Why doesnt anyone make tribute to Madison video's I retired from porn!!! NO ONE APPRECIATES A GOOD ASS FUCK THESE DAYS I SWEAR TO GOD!!

Re: a couple things i did this morning

madisonmitchell — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:11:41 -0000

I hope that the next time I am driving through Burbank I get to witness said events. . . So I can blog about it of course.

Re: top fives of 2008

madisonmitchell — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:39:22 -0000

You are absolutely correct everyone should know Ashley Nicols he is the most amazing man on the planet. He is made of pure awesomeness. Also, " Let the right one in " is the best movie of all time. . .

Re: Good Winter - okay.

madisonmitchell — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:12:37 -0000

HAI! where are those underwear from I so need a pair they are hilarious!!

Re: Good Winter - Madison Mitchell maybe im blinded by ink, boobs...

madisonmitchell — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:12:36 -0000

You are all sorts of sweet. :)

Re: i was watching 60 minutes last night...

madisonmitchell — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:19:04 -0000

I wrote a blog about Pinky and The Brain the other day. . . but more related to how I loved cartoons from the 90s. ha.

Re: Rude Jude Loves You - taxi cab action shot muhfuckas!

madisonmitchell — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:25:30 -0000

you look good!! but, I always tell you that.

Re: rude jude movie reviews

madisonmitchell — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:12:05 -0000

It might be better than My Bloody Valentine 3-D.

hahah.