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Re: Giveaway Time: Want to Win Two Computers?

lovingheartmommy — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:21:39 -0000

Funny One Liners about Programmers:

'Hello World!' 17 errors, 31 warnings
It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! (Bill Gates)
1024x768x256 Sounds like one mean woman
2B OR NOT 2B = FF
A bad day: 'Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)'
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Bad or Missing Sysop. Free files in all areas.
Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
Canadian DOS: 'Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]'
CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Coming soon: Doom III - What The Hell?
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: COMPLETE mean?
DEVICE=LIFE LOCKED@AGE25 HEALTH=PERFECT
Earth is shutting down in five minutes - please save all files and log out
Error 109: Error 108
ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades
File not found. Nobody leave the room!
Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans
Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
I t#ld yo#, 'Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!'
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
Life's too short to use a slow modem
LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
Error: Floppy not responding. Format drive C: instead [Y/N]?
MafiaDOS: 'Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]'?
Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
Out of paper on drive D:
Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ?
Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of 'Win95'.
The world is coming to an end-please log off.
There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately.
This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
Track 0 bad?? Don't worry, there's lots of others
Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble!
Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain.
Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS
Will Write Login Scripts For Food
Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645
Windows 8783837773.2c! We finally got it right. (Bill Gates)
Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem
WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
Your brain doesn't have enough memory, please make a boot disk
Machines should work. People should think.

Re: Giveaway Time: Want to Win Two Computers?

lovingheartmommy — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:17:48 -0000

One of the web applications I use the most is blogger.com for my blog, I would like to see some major improvements.. they did some changes but I believe it could be ALOT better!

Re: Giveaway Time: Want to Win Two Computers?

lovingheartmommy — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:16:37 -0000

I follow on twitter (kristinialeanna) and I sent you a tweet!

Re: Giveaway Time: Want to Win Two Computers?

lovingheartmommy — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:16:12 -0000

I subscribe via email kristinialeanna/at/lovingheartmommy/dot/com

Re: Win your very own Epson Stylus NX515 all-in-one printer!

lovingheartmommy — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:58:22 -0000

E-mail subscriber kristinia/at/lovingheartmommy/dot/com

Re: Win your very own Epson Stylus NX515 all-in-one printer!

lovingheartmommy — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:38:36 -0000

"I earned an extra entry with today's newsletter

Re: Gem Gem Giveaway!

lovingheartmommy — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:03:30 -0000

The Ocean Adventure Knee High Table - Hape would be cool for my son Gabriel! We are having a baby girl in September so the prize up for grabs would be sweet for her!

Loving Heart Mommy http://kristiniac.blogspot.com

Re: $100 Giveaway! My Fancy Princess!

lovingheartmommy — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:29:23 -0000

WOW, this site is precious and I feel oh soo more lucky to be having a baby girl! Helana is due in September but that's not stopping me from preparing her arrival as our little Princess! Wow the opportunities are endless at my Fancy Princess!

I've also done all 3! http://kristiniac.blogspot....

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