Disqus - Latest Comments for loucypher

Re: The UK Is OK

LouCypher — Sat, 24 Jan 2026 13:52:08 -0000

He's an alien
He's a legal alien
He's an Englishman in New York

Re: Hold For A Humbling

LouCypher — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 12:17:11 -0000

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

Re: Reserving For School Is Not Old School

LouCypher — Sun, 27 Jul 2025 21:34:21 -0000

a system for calling ahead and having you hold a room

If only there's such system.

Re: Let The Games Begin

LouCypher — Tue, 06 May 2025 10:49:05 -0000

No. The last fight they had was 53 years ago between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.

Re: The Birthday Gift Of A Painful Lesson

LouCypher — Wed, 23 Apr 2025 04:56:56 -0000

Kids those days.

Re: We Really Hope Those Jaeger Bombs Are Worth It…

LouCypher — Wed, 06 Nov 2024 12:42:32 -0000

Customer: ✓

Re: Resorting To Fried And Frustrated Measures

LouCypher — Wed, 06 Nov 2024 12:02:50 -0000

There must have been a moment of truth

Re: Resorting To Fried And Frustrated Measures

LouCypher — Wed, 06 Nov 2024 11:59:58 -0000

A captain with seven children
What's so fearsome about that?

Re: Far Too Few, Buddy

LouCypher — Wed, 07 Aug 2024 18:57:02 -0000

Even less.

Re: Far Too Few, Buddy

LouCypher — Wed, 07 Aug 2024 18:54:49 -0000

I thought Zeus was farting.

Re: Is Pregnancy Brain Contagious?

LouCypher — Wed, 17 Jul 2024 02:04:36 -0000

We've seen the worst.

https://notalwaysright.com/thank-god-he-doesnt-share-dna-with-them-and-never-will/296459/

Re: Is Pregnancy Brain Contagious?

LouCypher — Wed, 17 Jul 2024 02:00:08 -0000

She could be having twins!

Please don't. She would be pregnant for 18 months. /s

Re: This Bananas Customer’s Name Is Mud (Cake)

LouCypher — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 14:41:43 -0000

The banana cake is a lie!

Re: Morse Code Translator (with audio)

LouCypher — Sun, 30 Jun 2024 21:30:22 -0000

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Re: She Deals With Customers Like This For Breakfast

LouCypher — Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:05:42 -0000

It was truly a sight to behold.

…and a good story to be told.

Re: An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 34

LouCypher — Mon, 24 Jun 2024 19:07:09 -0000

Retail workers aren't real people anyway. /s

Re: There’s Guerilla Marketing And Then There’s This

LouCypher — Sun, 23 Jun 2024 09:51:05 -0000

Especially if you work for a drug dealer.

Re: CD = Car Disc

LouCypher — Thu, 20 Jun 2024 11:12:25 -0000

"Get in the car."
"Where are we going?"
"Nowhere. I just bought a new CD."

Re: They Have To Learn Sometime, Part 2

LouCypher — Mon, 17 Jun 2024 17:06:59 -0000

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlhʼaʼ?

Re: Next, They Tried Underlining. And Then They Added Sparkles.

LouCypher — Sun, 16 Jun 2024 21:47:40 -0000

…and the trailing cursor.

Re: I Am Not A Number!

LouCypher — Sun, 16 Jun 2024 21:33:26 -0000

We want information. Information!

Re: I Am Not A Number!

LouCypher — Sun, 16 Jun 2024 21:30:37 -0000

HA! HA! HA! HA!

Re: The Night Of Xenu

LouCypher — Sun, 16 Jun 2024 16:11:00 -0000

It's like saying they do an impossible mission.

Re: Does That Make This The “Toll Booth Disaster Disaster”?

LouCypher — Sun, 16 Jun 2024 14:57:59 -0000

My generation.

Re: Putting The "Wait" Into "Waitstaff"

LouCypher — Sat, 15 Jun 2024 18:26:42 -0000

There are "Getting Owned by the Owner" series.

https://notalwaysright.com/?s=%22owned+by+the+owner%22