Disqus - Friends of leolaporte

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

woz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:20:08 -0000

Huh?

It's Lyons' fault. I just come here for the pictures.

Re: One more election-related item

woz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:28:47 -0000

What have you heard about Andrea Jung?

Re: Japanese bash MacBook Air

woz — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:59:32 -0000

I'm up for a field trip.

Re: At last we find out how the Borg steals from us

woz — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:03:40 -0000

I have anime and pictures of myself when I was thinner in my hallways.

I wouldn't mind a shot of Andrea Jung, though.

Re: Little tip: Don't put the newspaper next to your MacBook. Duh.

woz — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:07:48 -0000

I'd bet this guy has his outlets wired for 220v.

Re: My birthday resolution -- I'm going to read Foucault's Pendulum

woz — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:27:35 -0000

You need to start out with something lighter, like Dog Days, or The Last Good Man, or my computer joke book from 1989.

Re: Hillary is so psyched!!!!

woz — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:36:00 -0000

Not me.

Re: My eyes! My eyes! Aaaaarggggh!!!

woz — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:37:18 -0000

First the Naked Cowboy, now this guy.

All of my best ideas get ripped off.

Re: Crunchy takes iPhone to wilderness, praises self for not using it

woz — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:42:38 -0000

I've gone for as long as a week without shooting pinball.

Not once.

Re: Cornered Clintstones attack

woz — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:48:08 -0000

Since when did Obama join the KKK?

Re: The new book reading initiative

woz — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:00:45 -0000

I think you're confusing that book with Dog Days, which reads like a Kafka novel.

Easy mistake, though.

Re: New MacBook priced better than Dell. No kidding.

woz — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:55:00 -0000

Why the fuck does the MacBook still have a shitty "Combo Drive"?

Even the name is ghey.

Re: Man I ran up quite a bit of a travel expenses last quarter

woz — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:07:58 -0000

All that and you wouldn't kick in for gas when I lugged your ass around town in my Prius.

Re: Thief in Brooklyn steals Mac, leaves Dell behind

woz — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:08:39 -0000

This reminds me of when you stole my Blue Box, but left my oscilliscope behind!

Ah, memories...

Re: William F Buckley, RIP

woz — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:38:48 -0000

Goobye, old friend.

Re: Attention ladies: Chinese robots want to rub your breasts

woz — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:39:26 -0000

I wonder if it will work on man-breasts?

Re: Barry is rocking the world down in Texas

woz — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:39:47 -0000

Are there any hot dogs left?

Re: Entire developer tools team placed on super-duper lockdown

woz — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:52:34 -0000

I might be able to talk Andy Hertzfeld out of retirement.

Re: Entire developer tools team placed on super-duper lockdown

woz — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:55:20 -0000

There's been nothing to "hit" since Lyons has focused on his Obama infatuation.

Re: Jaysus! Howja make a fookin phone call with this fookin thing?

woz — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:03:49 -0000

I'd like to get some O2 from Danuta Gray.

Re: Waterboarding employees

woz — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:05:39 -0000

Don't you remember when you waterboarded Jef Raskin at that retreat in Carmel?

OK, it was a beer bong, but pretty much the same idea.

Re: Apple store called "best place to meet men"

woz — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:02:25 -0000

Really?

That's good news.

Re: Confession: I love to fuck with car salesmen

woz — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:04:20 -0000

I don't get it.

Hassan gave me a good deal on my Prius.

Re: Britney Spears tosses iPhone into pool

woz — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:49:29 -0000

Is she looking for a new boyfriend?

Re: Much love to Katie for her wonderful yoga-based pre-brief for employees today

woz — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:44:02 -0000

Nope, that's what they look like after I hit it.