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Re: some notes on the last day of the MLB regular season

kellyem — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:20:48 -0000

Yeah, I know that should work! But there's a whole thing with Comcast not wanting to get along with my non-Comcast Tivo and ... other stuff. There were a lot of angry phone calls during the hockey playoffs this spring. Sigh.

Re: red sox season opener: take two

kellyem — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:58:07 -0000

Cream of Bowl of Dicks Soup is a four-star appetizer on the menu of Josh Beckett's House of Pancakes and Shut the Fuck Up Restaurant.

Re: and gus johnson has the call, proving this is meant to be

kellyem — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:46:07 -0000

Conclusion?

[a] God hates Katie.

[b] Rick Pitino is the devil.

[c] All of the above.

Re: don't quit, don't even quit. - KG apparently FINALLY returning tonight. Hope they...

kellyem — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:13:51 -0000

On the other hand, if he'd been in the Hannibal Lector stretcher, could he have been able to lift up Doc from behind and awkwardly hump him after Baby nailed that shot with 5 seconds left?

Re: then comes a drunk baby in the baby carriage

kellyem — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:05:08 -0000

See, I was counting on you to have positive feelings because the Dodgers are still the most hated team of my childhood, and it's hard to set that aside. So for me, it's kind of like two of my exes got together and became Log Cabin Republicans.

Sigh.

Re: don't quit, don't even quit. - Guys! Hey, guys! Slow down that “Mike Lowell’s...

kellyem — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:34:10 -0000

I figured since I drove the re-sign Mike Lowell bandwagon, it was safe to let someone else take over the wheel. But they didn't even have the decency to swing through my neighborhood to pick me up after he hit that home run in his first at-bat night, shesh.

Re: basically, i'm live blogging julian tavarez's relief appearance in this world baseball classic game. that's basically what's happening here.

kellyem — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:49:58 -0000

Don't think he could be relied upon to deliver bottles of actual water, though. Knowing Tavarez, he'd be bringing you a mixture of Red Bull, crushed up Vicodin and fresh urine of Bolivian bulls.

Re: in other news, today is a day that ends in 'y'

kellyem — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:11:10 -0000

Oh trust me, my fate was sealed during a long series of jokes about various members of the Yankees and the transmission of STDs during the 2004 ALCS.

Re: good night, matt cassel, may you scramble off into the sunset

kellyem — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:37:05 -0000

Oh yeah, evangelical Kurt Warner in a city full of pinko liberals and gay people, that'll go greaaaaaaaaat.