Disqus - Friends of justforthehalibut

Re: I Hate This Word:

Paul Awesome — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:55:43 -0000

Smear.

Re: i've never heard of you.

Paul Awesome — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:29:38 -0000

The hell look at that blue-ass room!

Re: i've never heard of you. - GREED — and its crafty sibling, speculation — are...

Paul Awesome — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:24 -0000

PAUL

A man who likes to suck on guys dicks and loves it!!! He also LOVES it when they SPLOOSH on his face!!!!!!

Re: i've never heard of you. - GREED — and its crafty sibling, speculation — are...

Paul Awesome — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:53:59 -0000

SPLOOSH!!!!!!

Re: i've never heard of you. - The logistics that we are already suggesting here,...

Paul Awesome — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:37:43 -0000

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.”

Re: i've never heard of you. - “McCain is Andy Kaufman in his Mighty Mouse...

Paul Awesome — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:05:18 -0000

I love him too, the old coot, but his reference there is a little bockity.

Re: Just For The Halibut - I watch this video every single day. You should...

Paul Awesome — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:43:34 -0000

This is one of my favorite Queen songs. The video destroyed their popularity in America.

Re: i've never heard of you. - QUESTION: What do this man & I have in common? ...

Paul Awesome — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:06:25 -0000

Also you both have the nickname "Prime Time."

Re: i've never heard of you. - Ain’t nothin’ like a shot of Scarlett to make a...

Paul Awesome — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:05:00 -0000

OH HEY, WAY TO GIVE ME A HUGE BONER WHILE IM AT WORK

Re: i've never heard of you. - On Saturday, in the pouring rain, Obama addressed...

Paul Awesome — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:23:14 -0000

That's the kind of hubris that done for William Henry Harrison!

Re: I don't think she understands the meaning of the word "law"

Paul Awesome — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:09:27 -0000

Based on her statements, what Palin wants is not for Roe v. Wade to be overturned, but for a House resolution recognizing that abortion is a Sin.

Re: i've never heard of you. - I can’t stop eating dried apricots. I mean it, I...

Paul Awesome — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:44:13 -0000

COMMA SPLICE

Re: i've never heard of you. - I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past.

Paul Awesome — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:00:03 -0000

February 2004:

HELEN THOMAS: Senator McCain, seriously, where in Iraq are the fucking weapons of mass destruction?

MCCAIN: I'll try to find you some and I'll bring 'em to ya!

Re: i've never heard of you. - GPOYW! [Today is AIDS test day.]

Paul Awesome — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:06:46 -0000

http://www.reyesypiratas.co...

Re: i've never heard of you. - Go on, now. Five friends.

Paul Awesome — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:20:17 -0000

See, the problem with this is I don't have five friends who aren't already registered to vote. If someone's such a douche that they never registered to vote then why would I be friends with them?

Re: i've never heard of you. - Tragedy upon tragedy: Police Lieutenant who ordered a Sergeant to fire a Taser at an emotionally disturbed man in Bed-Stuy this week, an order which resulted in the man's...

Paul Awesome — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:56:20 -0000

Good.

Re: i've never heard of you. - I live with this.

Paul Awesome — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:30:45 -0000

That's my little girl!

Re: Just For The Halibut - THIS ONE’S FOR PAUL

Paul Awesome — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:18:39 -0000

Win.

Re: i've never heard of you. - THE PERILS OF PUNKY Does anyone else remember...

Paul Awesome — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:39:36 -0000

OH SHIT I STILL THINK ABOUT THIS SCARY SHIT ALL THE TIME IT IS MY BRAINS MAIN NIGHTMARE SUPPLIER ESPECIALLY THE PART WHEN THAT RICH FUCKFACE MARGAUX TURNS INTO A SPIDER AND THEN CHERIE AND ALLEN DISAPPEAR AND THEN THEIR FACES COME OUT OF THE CAVE WALLS AND THEY HAVE RED EYES AND FANGS AND THEN PUNKY HAS TO FIGHT THAT SHIMMERING DUDE ITS LIKE HEY BITCH THIS IS WHAT GOES DOWN WHEN YOU STRAY TOO FAR FROM THE PROTECTIVE EMBRACE OF HENRY MOTHERFUCKING WARNIMONT NO LIE THAT DUDE IS HARD AS NAILS AND WILL HAND YOU YOUR ASS IN THREE BLINKS OF A LAMBS EYE

Re: What Did I Do This Weekend?

Paul Awesome — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:11:26 -0000

1. Kicked it with Marta the Kitten.
2. Checked out some Internet porn (trannies).
3. Watched part of an Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations marathon.
4. Read a couple of chapters of David Copperfield.
5. Ate Dat Phan.
6. Read the New Yorker.
7. Listened to a lot of old This American Life.

Re: i've never heard of you. - Today on Whatever Happened To That Actor? Tuesday,...

Paul Awesome — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:24:20 -0000

THREE SYLLABLES THAT WHEN COMBINED EQUAL AN INSTANT ERECTION ARE TUH AND PANG AND UH I AM SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SAYING TOPANGA IS LIKE THE OPEN SESAME OF BONERS

Re: i've never heard of you. - This one time I got a dutch oven from my dad and his wife for Christmasukkah and when I came home and told my Roommate about it he fell over and laughed for ten minutes. ...

Paul Awesome — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:42:03 -0000

OH DIP I LOVE THAT STORY THE BEST PART WAS HOW EXCITED YOU WERE YOU CAME HOME AND I WAS LIKE HEY GIRL WHAT IT DO AND YOU WERE LIKE OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT AND I WAS LIKE WHAT AND YOU WERE LIKE MY DAD GAVE ME A DUTCH OVEN FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!! AND I FUCKIN PEED

Re: i've never heard of you. - It’s like the head of Ted Kennedy on the body of...

Paul Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:44:51 -0000

It should be noted that President Clinton was wearing a black polo shirt to best display for us his pale, feminine arms.

Re: i've never heard of you. - From an article on the 50 Most Beautiful Movie...

Paul Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:38:12 -0000

I love the poster for Walk The Line.

Re: i've never heard of you. - For the past few days I have been wanting to use...

Paul Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:08:12 -0000

PLEASE GIRL DONT EVEN ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOU KEEP WANTING TO USE THE WORD GIRL IT IS BECAUSE OF THIS RUDE BAG OF CHILIS AND PISTOLS RIGHT HERE (ME) AND ALSO THAT SEAL LOOKS COMPLETELY BAKED