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Re: now i see quitting in a whole new way

jellotrip — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:20:12 -0000

I've seen worse, although not lately.

Re: now i see quitting in a whole new way

jellotrip — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:34:58 -0000

There is a nice photo of Lady Gaga with a lot less hair here:

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/0...

Re: leather latex cotton rubber nylon fur & a smile

jellotrip — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:16:39 -0000

I'll take your silence to mean yes. I'll pick you up at 6:30 - don't worry about sending me where you'll be, I'll be following you around anyway.

Re: leather latex cotton rubber nylon fur & a smile

jellotrip — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:28:19 -0000

Weird - I went to google translate, and plugged in "kjg vlkjgd hleajg vjhf bafjvhbaj", selected Nervous Blog Babespeak to English from the dropdowns, and it told me that you are actually trying to say: "yes I want badly to be in that backseat, how about tomorrow night".

If you can borrow a medal from that jerkoff, I'll let you wear it in the car.

Re: leather latex cotton rubber nylon fur & a smile

jellotrip — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:45:43 -0000

"I hope you are for following me"

???

Uh, I hope you are for being followed by me, for?

Want to see the back seat?

Re: leather latex cotton rubber nylon fur & a smile

jellotrip — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:46:44 -0000

I almost got a shirt just like that one you're wearing, and I have the same car that's in the background of those two smiley guys picture.....how weird is that?

Re: i feel like i get it, y’know, the internet stuff

jellotrip — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:27:14 -0000

I smell like a man. I'd gladly give you a sniff anytime.

Re: i feel like i get it, y’know, the internet stuff

jellotrip — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:28:53 -0000

So he kissed you and left you! See! I told you. Athletes are whorebag Now he's over there, flirting with pasty white girls with bad teeth, knoshing on the most delicious (inexplicably) Indan food in the world - and not to worry you, but probably more than flirting (chicken Korma is an enormous aphrodisiac).

Seriously, forget about him, and ask me out......I would almost 100% probably say yes, and I don't smell like curry.

Re: has anyone famous ever asked you out on a date?

jellotrip — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:24:00 -0000

@david - I had drinks with a supermodel and a movie star once (just casually, in a group), but then ran into her and forgot her name (in a super obvious, I'm not making this up kind of way) - not once, not twice, but three times!

Re: has anyone famous ever asked you out on a date?

jellotrip — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:22:00 -0000

I want to know what I have to do to get a famous blog girl to ask me out.

It's ok if she's kind of whorebag too......actually it would be a lot better if she was.

Re: has anyone famous ever asked you out on a date?

jellotrip — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:40:14 -0000

how did it turn out? did he call you? how long did you smile for?

I have like a million other questions......

Athletes are usually huge whorebags though.....especially the charming ones.

Be careful.

I wish a famous blog girl would ask me out.

Re: tattoo your name across my chest

jellotrip — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:01:51 -0000

I'd rather tattoo my hand across your........

Re: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

jellotrip — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:06:56 -0000

Thanks for saying so, but they all try to compete with me (because of my arm candy)......thank goodness I've got the pipes to support the sweetness.....

......and I keep my eyz on the pryze.....

Hey, that rhymes!!

Being a "poet" is easy.

Re: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

jellotrip — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:30:30 -0000

@gae - well, you certainly put a nasty little spin on that, didn't you?

In retrospect, the obliqueness of my feigned jealousy reference to the green faced monster would have been tough to get for all but the most learned of fellows.

Just to be clear, there is absolutely no chance that the last part of your comment has any root in reality, but agree with you entirely on the first part - you're certainly not competition to me.......

Best,

Jeff

Re: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

jellotrip — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:17:01 -0000

@g.a.e. - what would it mean if a little welsh guy came up to a table in England and it was covered in Jello?

Also, wrt the friends with benefits position/job/vocation/pipedream, get in line like a nice polite fellow - there were a bunch of us here first with the same pipedream.

Re: the vibrator finally died

jellotrip — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:13:19 -0000

Is that the first vibrator you've killed?

Re: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

jellotrip — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:37:31 -0000

@davidcrow - we're really living the same dream, colour notwithstanding.

Re: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

jellotrip — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:14:20 -0000

I want to be a green monster.

Re: that’s a creative way of looking at it. nice hire.

jellotrip — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:23:13 -0000

what is involved in sponsorship? do bloggers use the barter system? I have a bunch of things I could trade.

Re: tiger woods in vanity fair looks more like 50 cent

jellotrip — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:36:28 -0000

Seriously. I'm in better shape than him, and he's a professional athlete.

Re: tiger woods in vanity fair looks more like 50 cent

jellotrip — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:30:29 -0000

Bullshit he looks like 50 - 50 is in shape.

Seriously - dude needed to do some crunches before the shoot, and he should have picked up some bigger weights too - those are like 15lb weights tops.....

Re: countless ways social media will change in 2010 ..canada and the olympics?

jellotrip — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:13:51 -0000

You can have more than just the tip, ms. casie.

Re: countless ways social media will change in 2010 ..canada and the olympics?

jellotrip — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:09:16 -0000

Let me know if anyone needs help with run-ins with the IOC - I'm a bit of a fucking expert.

Re: the cuban milk story

jellotrip — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:18:32 -0000

I know that cows get pissed if you don't milk them - their tits get sore, sacred or not.

Re: the cuban milk story

jellotrip — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:33:55 -0000

I don't disagree that it was a crappy way to do it, but I wonder what I would be willing to do if I made 20-50 pesos a month, and could scam some tourist (that the propaganda has been telling me since I was born is the reason that I have nothing) out of half a months salary?

Hey pal, can you spare $5000 for some milk? I have the biggest fucking baby you've ever seen, and he's HUNGRY!!!!"

It was a nice watch though, wasn't it?