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Re: Avengers: Battle for Earth Registered

jackpatton — Mon, 07 May 2012 22:04:16 -0000

Let's not get carried away here. The film was great, but a movie tie in is still a movie tie in...

Re: The 2012 Challenge: Can This Year Top the Banner Year That Was 2011?

jackpatton — Mon, 07 May 2012 07:57:48 -0000

Or it could bomb, especially hard, and like kill the company. Y'know, recession and all.

Re: The 2012 Challenge: Can This Year Top the Banner Year That Was 2011?

jackpatton — Sun, 06 May 2012 23:04:56 -0000

Not especially excited about the Wii U.

Looking forward to Sony All Star Battle Royale though, since Super Smash Brothers has always been a game I loved the look of but have never tried.

Re: Call of Duty: Black Ops II to Redefine Series

jackpatton — Fri, 04 May 2012 15:10:08 -0000

...this...

Is...

Actually...

Interesting.
Excuse me, I have to go brush my teeth after admitting that.

Re: A Terrifying Trip Down Memory Lane | Silent Hill 3 HD Review

jackpatton — Fri, 04 May 2012 09:31:58 -0000

I hated the HD remake. Hated, I think they came close to near killing them with their inept redesign decisions and flaws. I mean, they released a patch for it. A patch for games a decade old, I mean what the duck?

Re: It’s pronounced like “Mayo Sex” | Deus Ex: Human Revolution Review

jackpatton — Wed, 02 May 2012 22:08:40 -0000

I knew it would bite me in the ass. Even as I walked into the clinic I was telling myself this was going to **** the ever living shit out of me one day, but I did it anyway. Why? Because the prick on my headset said it was a good idea, and I had him made for a smart ass.

Re: Bloody Frustrating | Conan Review

jackpatton — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:04:50 -0000

Conan the Librarian.

You'll never talk in the reading section again.

Re: It’s pronounced like “Mayo Sex” | Deus Ex: Human Revolution Review

jackpatton — Tue, 01 May 2012 11:08:17 -0000

Gaelic is pointless. I'm from Ireland, I know my shit I say this.

"All my lawyer friends use Latin daily," and you just removed yourself from my give-a-crap radar.

We'd appreciate it if you ever grace our comment boxes again you use it to discuss the topic of the article and not to chin-wag.

EDIT: Didn't anyone have any trouble with the third boss in Human Revolution? Particularly if you got your 'updates' and he screws with your telemetry systems.

Re: It’s pronounced like “Mayo Sex” | Deus Ex: Human Revolution Review

jackpatton — Tue, 01 May 2012 08:10:55 -0000

Dude, how many people in your social life speak Latin? It's as dead and pointless as me knowing Gaelic, I'm fluent in it and everyone who knows it also speaks English. Point is; let people interpret it their own way, because nobody really give a flying f bomb.

Anyways, why does everyone have trouble with that first boss bar me? I found him easy, I didn't even need a gun on normal. Am I doing it wrong?

Re: God of War: Ascension Multi-Player Revealed

jackpatton — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:04:08 -0000

What, what, what?

WHAT!?!

Re: Well Here We Go Again | Prototype 2 Review

jackpatton — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 10:28:35 -0000

Free roam is always fun. Especially when you have shivs for fingers!

Re: Doing America Proud | Captain America: Super Soldier Review

jackpatton — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 10:26:09 -0000

No marvel to date game has a patch on Spiderman 2. That said I completely over looked this game, perhaps because I've little interest in come book heroes. If I can find it in a bargain bin I'll give it a go, seems like a kind of game I can enjoy.

Re: WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2011 Review

jackpatton — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 16:36:13 -0000

Never followed professional wrestling. I played the original Smackdown once upon a time, but that's my lot. Just not my scene I guess.

Re: The Good Kind of Nightmare | Silent Hill: Downpour Review

jackpatton — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:57:12 -0000

Wasn't too interested in getting this before, might give it a try now.

Re: Metal Gear Rising Possibly Headed to Vita

jackpatton — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:56:01 -0000

Hm, well it would give me a reason to get this. I'm not interested in it for my PS3 but when I do eventually rob a bank I'll be spending my excess income on a Vita for my getaway flight to Hawaii.

Fool proof.

Re: Sisyphus would be proud | Warhammer 40K Space Marine Review

jackpatton — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:32:17 -0000

Enjoyed reading this review more than I did playing the actual game. Oh well, not like I held any great hope for it in the first place.

Re: Skype Application Coming to Vita

jackpatton — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:53:48 -0000

This would have been so useful twelve months ago. Not being funny, it could have saved someone's life and would have saved me a lot on phone bills.

Re: Jack Attacks Square Enix

jackpatton — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:01:47 -0000

You really aren't taking this on board are you?

How many would buy a game now, in 2012? Very few, especially a JRPG.

Anyway, why not use the forums Tanto?