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Re: Kobe Bryant Dominated Practice After Teammates Talked Trash

htj — Mon, 26 Oct 2015 10:41:30 -0000

Sounds a lot like those Brandon Roy stories right before he had to retire for the last time after about 10 games.

Re: My 4th Date With “The Po Po”, and The Vagina Carrot

htj — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:31:50 -0000

Thanks for reminding me why I got married and why not crossing cop off my F list turned out to be no big deal.

Re: Bald Dudes, Propecia & Getting Old

htj — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:04:28 -0000

Just shave that shit. Once you notice it going, it's usually too late. Just check out any hairloss site - once it's visibly thinning, you've already lost half your hair. Propecia is just for certain testosterone related hairloss in the crown area, and one thing all your readers know is there's certainly no abundance of testosterone in you.

Re: Last Night's 3rd Date With "Red", & A Little Selfishness Maybe?

htj — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:21:02 -0000

Why the fuck did you ask? You should've just started stripping off your clothes, put on a condom, and slid it into her. She said no because she couldn't imagine having sex with an insecure little girl that has to ask. You didn't ask if you could go down on her, did you?

As for the filthy fucking place, yeah, that's why you should've just fucked her and never called again.

And since when has not wanting to get married been a bad thing. If only my wife felt that way . . .

Re: "Someday"

htj — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:11:25 -0000

Now I know why you don't work in entertainment anymore. The movie was great, but Ben Affleck one of the finest actors of our generation? Really? Really?????????? Daredevil and Gigli ring any bells?

Re: You're Clean, Right?

htj — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:23:32 -0000

That really that big a shocker? IME - 90% of the chicks out there are pretty lax about the condom requirements. Especially if you throw some booze down their throats.

I wonder if she woulda been so nonchalant about it if she knew about your propensity to band tranny whores? And how did you not have a rubber on you at a wedding?

Re: An Interesting Proposal, & The 4-Way Experiment

htj — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:21:40 -0000

Could you please add the option: "Sure, if it were a Lesbian couple."

Re: My Czech Hooker Experience

htj — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:02:58 -0000

So you'd never have unprotected sex with your girlfriend, but you'd fuck a tranny whore? Doesn't quite add up . . .

Re: Last Night’s Unexpected Date With The Funny Redhead

htj — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:54:05 -0000

Duuuuuuuude. The only reason you had such a great time is BECAUSE you weren't the least bit attracted to her. SO you could get to know her without thinking about how you're gonna fuck her every two seconds. And being 50 friggin pounds overweight? Really? You could get past that? Plus as a general rule, in relationships, already big women just seem to get bigger. That a reality you're willing to face?

Another general rule, women can eventually look past a man's looks (after they've been screwed over by every bad boy, rockstar, actor, or professional athlete the could lure into bed). Men can't unless they're the type that can't do any better.

Re: Having Kids

htj — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:30:22 -0000

It's all the self-righteous-as-fuck parents out there who showed me this was an institution I wanted no part of.

Found a good woman who was on board with that plan, got myself snipped, and that was that.

This world is no place for a child.

Re: Women's Fantasies

htj — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:26:11 -0000

West LA, the only sites I know with imaginary sex fantasies are this one and the DC Guy.

Re: TITS

htj — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:35:18 -0000

Back to tits. I like 'em Nice. Big, Small, Real, Fake. Whatever. So long as they're nice. Proportionate or a little bigger than proportionate. Not droopy. Nice normal nip and areola. That's what I'm talking about. Nice. Don't really care how they got nice just so long as they're nice.

BTW - Why does Name get away with calling you a closet homo and when I do it, it gets banned? I do it out of love. You're like the gay little brother I never had.

Re: Relationship FAIL

htj — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:24:21 -0000

I'm just curious to see what happens when he tells the first girl he enjoys the occasional cock.

Re: Clubs, & Some VERY Unexpected Sex

htj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:08:55 -0000

No worries unknown and angry. You're obviously a deluded cunt who thinks guys are your friends and aren't just hanging around for a chance to bang you at some point.

Re: Clubs, & Some VERY Unexpected Sex

htj — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:27:32 -0000

Ha. She's a real trooper. Glad she left of her own accord. I'm guessing you'd have been none too pleased had she decided to spend the night.

As for Rich Jew, isn't it obvious? She's back to banging the guys in the awful indie band.

Re: Getting Hard, & The Almighty Erection

htj — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:15:22 -0000

You're pretty weak

Re: My 2nd Date With The Rich Jew

htj — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:31:25 -0000

Oh you can rest assured she's gone through that band like a bad staph infection.

Re: A New Level Of Honesty

htj — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:18:01 -0000

Welcome back single gay.

I'm pretty sure I told you you were gay when you let the nazi broad fuck you in the ass to which you responded it was totally not. But here we are. You've come clean and as we all figured, you're totally bisexual. Which is fine and all, but the earlier denials now seem pretty comical.

Now the final truisms on bisexuality: Men who like both men and women, pretty much only like men. Women who like both men and women, pretty much only like men.