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Re: Politics: CAPTION CONTEST! Obama making friends at the Nelson Mandela memorial

h.aiku — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 15:26:24 -0000

Michelle: Barry, the thing about a beard is I'm RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!

Re: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : The best Christmas song of all time

h.aiku — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:29:28 -0000

the best Christmas gift?
another year of Steve Jobs
more childlike wonder

Re: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : Tigergate: Rue McClanahan “won’t deny” Golden Girls fourgy

h.aiku — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:10:19 -0000

what can one expect?
Tiger was trained from near birth
to put things in holes

Re: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : Prediction: Comcast will destroy Hulu

h.aiku — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:28:00 -0000

Comcast/NBC
like a water company
owning an oilfield

Re: Why I won't be accepting the award from Fortune

h.aiku — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:24:37 -0000

when steve jobs goes home
he leaves the car out in front
chuck norris parks it
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pure adulation
with a warm bath of dog drool
the master gets licked
---
like a wanton lass
there's a Fortune to be made
no flowers needed

Re: Here comes the spin from the GPS guys about Google Maps Navigation

h.aiku — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:52:01 -0000

the robber bird waits
spies an unattended nest
and feasts on the eggs

Re: Saffo: Super rich will live longer, evolve into superior species

h.aiku — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:49:06 -0000

the need to achieve
the wish for a legacy
Death drives us forward
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immortality?
what's the tablet deadline
with all of God's time?

Re: It's not a bug, it's a reminder

h.aiku — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:44:58 -0000

discarded bread crust
falls silently to the ground
one thousand ants eat
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a careless error
meaningless to almost all
but bloggers rejoice

Re: King Dork celebrates birthday, remains a dork

h.aiku — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:49:19 -0000

an idea stealer,
FUD spouting wheeler-dealer
turned world pain feeler
---
(balmer)
he's the slimy one.
a salesman whose time is done
hood-eyed simian

Re: Borg trolls are planting false complaints on our user forum

h.aiku — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:04:31 -0000

trouble everywhere.
I seek it out, embrace it,
fix it, bill for it.
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an OS reflects.
mirrors the creator's mind.
guided committee

Re: Dear RIM: Please put your trays in the locked, upright position. Then put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye

h.aiku — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:21:49 -0000

the night is brand new
a tired sun has just now set
and stars rule for now
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changing of the guard
the blackberries will march out
while apples march in

Re: Windows 7 dominoes fail

h.aiku — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:35:05 -0000

7's an attempt
to a question I once asked
and answered with Mac

Re: I swear to God I will have Bill Keller's big sweaty block-shaped head on a plate

h.aiku — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:19:20 -0000

it's much more likely
he's a microsoft product
at this point in time
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and that's bad for us
version's one and two will fail
but there's no third term

Re: I swear to God I will have Bill Keller's big sweaty block-shaped head on a plate

h.aiku — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:07:51 -0000

a tech addict's dreams
equal parts pleasure and pain
early adopter
---
how do I love thee?
let me count the ways... Oh, wait...
there's an app for that.

Re: Bob Iger is freaking out about this Baby Einstein scandal

h.aiku — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:20:06 -0000

Succinct and simple
the core premise lies exposed
einstein would be proud
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intelligent kid
for me it was knowing when
to fetch my dad beer

Re: 20 guesses about what the tablet will look like

h.aiku — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:49:40 -0000

the tablet will be...
the natural evolution
of mac and iphone
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slow certain progress
we're spellbound when we notice
the minute hand move

Re: I just called Fester to congratulate him on the look of his new stores

h.aiku — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:06:19 -0000

Microsoft Research
one man, one mission, works cheap
keep tabs on Apple
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a daring copy
the ultimate compliment
will fail in 12 months

Re: First customer for Windows 7 looks exactly as you'd expect

h.aiku — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:48:53 -0000

finally there's proof
it's divine intercession
God uses a Mac

Re: Dvorak joins the Win7 basher brigade

h.aiku — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:59:15 -0000

he's a true legend
just in his own mind granted
but a true legend
---
each hackneyed sentence
an echo of good times past
a self parody

Re: Oct. 22, 2009: A day of global mourning

h.aiku — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:41:19 -0000

the puck careened by
he didn't skate after it
that was too easy
---
the steel blade dug in
his direction changed quickly
very few noticed

Re: Coming from the Borg tomorrow: 20 million units shipped, and $1,199 for a desktop-laptop-netbook combo

h.aiku — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:32:28 -0000

locusts are coming
they're really not bad roasted
but still, they're locusts

Re: Dear Gruber: I am not worthy

h.aiku — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:37:24 -0000

hail the magic mouse!
I long for it's sleek surface.
my balls are filthy.

Re: Dear Gruber: I am not worthy

h.aiku — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:59:49 -0000

the Yankees will win
all fonts will be beautiful
all fireballs daring
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as the sun sweeps past
a sundial stands motionless
while it's shadow toils

Re: Apple God Gruber boasts: I know what Apple will announce today

h.aiku — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:32:03 -0000

such a free thinker
an esteemed, revered linker
hook line and sinker
---
an angry drunk shouts
"I'm ready to speak my mind!"
the crowd slowly thins

Re: Why won't the Times just come out and say what they mean about Fester?

h.aiku — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:09:39 -0000

It's like a movie
we're very near the climax
things will blow up soon
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Borg philosophy
watch, kill, devour, digest, crap
market and sell it