Re: The Porn Cull

freesamuel — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:46:26 -0000

...they look so awkward. Like marionettes or something. If this were a porno, whenever they talked it'd be nasally, whispery and bored.

"yeah, you can put that there, I guess."

Re: Discombobulation

freesamuel — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:58:47 -0000

I had a teacher who, if you fell asleep in class, would make you stand up.

It worked as a way of keeping students awake -- until the day my friend Keith fell asleep STANDING UP.

We were all very impressed. So consider it a skill.