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Re: http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/701040033

erinwild — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:42:16 -0000

* cough cough* argh! i'm choking to death on the stench of self-pity. drop to the floor folks and crawl for the exit - self-pity rises.

Re: http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/619651598

erinwild — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:15:15 -0000

... and when he left he took all the punctuation keys from her keyboard too apparently.

Re: http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/694671938

erinwild — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:28:50 -0000

wow! how comes it disappeared? i came back and thought the blog had a different feel but i couldn't put my finger on why. so you're the cap'n of the good ship snark now eh? if there's a position for a big-chinned cabin-boy i'm on board!

aye they were some good times! i wonder if that pair are married yet. hope we didn't irrevocably ruin their lives with our cynical outlook on their relationship dynamic...

Re: http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/694671938

erinwild — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:10:40 -0000

well hello there! how you doing pixie? i haven't been here for a while; i lost the will to ridicule. however, i decided to return to get my snark on with the homies! have i missed any good frozen orange-based fiascos?

Re: http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/651293100

erinwild — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:06:27 -0000

"he's a poet, he's my friend..." "... he's a midnight toker." she missed a trick there. could have got her steve miller band on.

"he knows where i came from and knows where i'm going" ...and he sounds like her satnav.

Re: http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/694671938

erinwild — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:27:11 -0000

what. a. sad. sack.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Click to enlarge

erinwild — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:03:09 -0000

proud and happy????
can you imagine him at his childs graduation?
"son, i haven't been this proud and happy since i gave your mother her first orgasm."
it'll be a touching moment, it really will.

Re: STFU, Marrieds

erinwild — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:59:34 -0000

*wipes fake tear of laughter from corner of eye*
oh andrew, you crack me up! seriously man, don't go changing. what with your junk talk and fake hate and all. no, really. you're hilarious.

Re: Jumping Jupiter!

erinwild — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:36:14 -0000

i just bet it's going to be a white wedding! she's postponing the "awful moment" as long as possible, i suppose.

wait - was that mean?

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by tlua Click to enlarge

erinwild — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:27:33 -0000

no need to "like" your own statuses, hen. we know you like 'em... cos you wrote 'em.
"ok, so i need a new status..."
*tip tappity-tap on the keyboard*
"... and a few more complaints and i'm done. there. now let's just check the spelling and grammar. you know what? i like my status. i'm gonna click the "like" button so everyone can see how i agree with myself."

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “Soon to be ex-marrieds getting into the holiday...

erinwild — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:32:05 -0000

if it wasn't for the fact that he's seeing his kids i'd assume he was spending the festive season squatting in my fridge.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - mattaliabadi: Just Married: Groom Changes...

erinwild — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:15:14 -0000

i found it funny! shame on me maybes, but i did.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - mattaliabadi: Just Married: Groom Changes...

erinwild — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:18:26 -0000

i'm with you ruth. a simple "douche" would have sufficed. like using a machine gun to kill a fly.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “I think it’s appropriate that this guy’s (19 yr...

erinwild — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:14:17 -0000

i've met that one person who literally puts the very breath in my lungs. it's me.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “Just when we thought M.S. was finished…” -...

erinwild — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:13:01 -0000

"he gives cunts a bad name". isn't that a bon jovi b-side?

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “These people are Canadian, so I’m not sure why...

erinwild — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:15:51 -0000

if i was as poor as those people were, then the rich could have patronised me as much as they like so long as my children got fed.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Click to enlarge

erinwild — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:29:56 -0000

*brain slops out ear and splatters on floor*

dude, i can't cope with that level of thinking on a saturday night!

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Click to enlarge

erinwild — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:55:20 -0000

it was "except" instead of "accept" that bothered me the most.

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erinwild — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:38:33 -0000

hey guys. GUYS! over here! come and join the pity party!

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by Mae

erinwild — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:05:51 -0000

"i'm too scared to go with you and slay the dragon as i might get hurt. but here, take my best wishes and this poem i wrote, and you know... just... good luck. i'll be here by the sea where it's safe."

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by Mae

erinwild — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:22:49 -0000

a real man would go and slay the dragon for her, not write poetry on the subject of dragon-slaying.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - By request: Melissa’s crazy note. Doing...

erinwild — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:51:13 -0000

I don't know about anyone else but when i see a message with random capitilised words i always run them together to see if they make up a subliminal message the poster is trying to send. sooo...
THINKING...SO...THINK...REAL...BLAH...BLAH...BLAH...FUCK...KINDA...FUCK...BEFORE...FUCK...FUCK...THINKS...GUYS...MOST...CHEATING.

nope.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by CC

erinwild — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:38:18 -0000

this made me feel a bit ashamed, like i'd read her diary or had a poke around in her brain. that someone would willingly put this information out there is amazing to me.

Re: STFU, Marrieds

erinwild — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:25:06 -0000

i've been here! lurking mostly.

tried to change my profile pic after a few lagerbeverages and only managed to confuse matters so i put "squareface" back up until such times as i can be bothered to sort it.

how's my favourite poster doing?

Re: STFU, Marrieds

erinwild — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:21:03 -0000

ooh sorry to offend.