He seems so much like an INFP. <3

"Just one of the many dark nights of the soul that takes place everyday at your local Residence Inn."

– The A.V. Club

I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT HE'S COMFORTABLE!

I think Donald was acting out over unresolved daddy issues and an edible complex. Donald Glover, you've just been therapized. You're welcome.

How was he able to leave Community? Wouldn't he be under contract?

Ordinary Day
https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Wake me up for the Danny Glover updates.

“I don't think those feelings are that different from what everybody's feeling. Most people just don't tell everybody.” Very good point. I guess it's just that the "telling everybody" part makes it seem more serious.

Dark Night of the Soul... featuring David Lynch
https://www.youtube.com/wat...

"uniquely devoted, very sensitive fanbase"
The best, most carefully worded description of Community fans I've ever read. Kudos.

It gets bonus points for the fact that it could be read as 'stalkers on the verge of a serious breakdown."

First time I got sad on Instagram, I was like, 'Oh no!,' but then I was like, 'This is an AV Club story.”

TWO AV Club stories! This is wrinkling my brain!

Why won't you let me fix yooooouuu??
*sobs*

Glover is in obviously in a dark, vulnerable place and needs guidance. Scientologists- do your work!

L. Ronatron: ASSEMBLE!

no, not *that* way, Travolta!

Tears of a clown.

I don't think those feelings are that different from what everybody's feeling.

I agree. "I'm scared I'll never grow out of bro rape" is a timeless message. It's really this century's "All you need is love."

Being scared of people finding out what you masturbate to? I can't think of anyone who DOESN'T go through that.

Ha. Called it.

I'm depressed that the readers of People magazine have to have these obvious things explained to them.

Everybody is depressed.

Was it because they were notes? Like, if he expressed those thoughts through his music or comedy, would people have had the same "are you okay" reaction? Or that "I get it" reaction he seemed to be going for?

I think it's the fact that they are notes on Residence Inn stationery - it's just so bleak.

I definitely think that is part of it. I mean listening to Sea Change i don't assume Beck is a cheery guy, but since it's art i know the emotion on display is quite likely heightened, and may even be entirely affected. Just posting random stuff on the net has more of a context of "I am actually feeling this way" or at the least "I am looking for attention and reassurance" neither of which is super healthy.

I'd like to give that man in the picture a Laurel and Hardy handshake.

Glad I was the only one who wanted an homage to Sheriff Bart.

And includes a Laurel&Hardy homage for no extra cost.

Donald Glover is a boring nerd. Next!

You think Residence Inns are bleak? Trying spending 48 hours at Extended Stay America.

Today, I learned that one does not simply sip a hot beverage before reading the last line in a newswire penned by Sean O'Neal.

In fairness, you were taking a BIG chance there, Pops. Hope your keyboard is wiped off now.

Keyboard's fine. It's the shirt that needs assistance.

“That night, we had a show, and then afterwards, I had this moment of
feeling like, 'What's the point? Why am I even here? I just wanted to
write down my feelings. I definitely was just expressing myself."
Here, Donald, let me fix this for you: I WAS REALLY REALLY HIGH there ya go.
In other news, I just watched the episode of Girls last night when he and Lena Dunham get in a big fight over her writing versus his Republican politics. He's pretty funny.

Jesus, even his meltdowns are twee and pretentious.

You'll never guess what he masturbates to . . .

That's just what he was afraid you were going to say.

Pictured above: Sheriff Donald Glover, the most sensitive gun in the west.

Photo Caption: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

Glover? I hardly know her!

Ugh, I got a Residence Inn notification for this?

I think the main take home lesson is that Dan Harmon is a bad influence, and it's probably for the best that Donald won't be hanging around with him anymore.

So this warranted a second newspiece, because there was a follow-up in PEOPLE, for God's sake?
It's official: The AV Club is finally less informative than BuzzFeed.

I'm just surprised Glover is famous enough for People to be interested in him.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Well, he has been on Girls.

Urge to downvote rising. . .

For Our Consideration: 'Wrecking Ball' as explained through Mean Girls quotes

It's not her fault she has a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

Stop trying to make "For Our Consideration" happen, A.V. Club.

It's been a given for at least a year that they'll milk any Breaking Bad or Community newspiece they'll come across because people like you keep clicking on them.