Sign me up, I'd cuddle with some random faggot for 3 hours for 350 bucks. As long as he doesn't try to put it in my ass, I'm good.

I sent you a private message... completely unrelated...........

COME ON GET TO 100
YOU'RE LIKE GREASED LIGHTNIN', KID

He's going to go nuts when he discovers prostitution.

A real life human female!

As opposed to the dead squirrels he's been snuggling all this time.

Or the stained bodypillow in his dungeon.

hmmm sounds like the new age of prostitution

first comes the freelance snugglers. few but popular. then it gets more organized. crime gangs all over the planet stop selling crack, and sell cuddling.

soon the police start doing undercover work, with code names like "teddy bear." and the like.

I don't know which is more cringe-worthy...The picture or your comment.

because he was serious

There are cuddle-cafes in Japan

Wait! Really!?

Really, $350 just to fucking CUDDLE? Take a fraction of that money, buy a dog, hug the dog. The dog will let you hug it many times over many years. I just saved you thousands of dollars. Unfortunately, I can't save you, you sorry sack of shit.

you forgot to mention developing a fetish for beastiality

OR instead of fucking a dog, he could use the money to fuck a prostitute

I am fully erect.

Lying in the arms of a man whom she is clearly repulsed by for 4 hours? God bless her soul ;(
It'd be the icing on the cake if he wound up using the same girl again for the second go.

She's kind of a bitch if you think about it, even if prostituting cuddles is cringeworthy, the least she could have done is give him some damn eye contact.

I think she's a bitch more because of the fact that she charged more for cuddling than whores do for real sex. With $350 I could have an hour long 5-way with 3 whores and a midget hooker.

Midget hooker? Bigfoot charges less for a blowie than this girl charges for her services!

never again

That is just sad and awful

I closed my eyes for a second after reading, and wept. Wept like when Bambie's mother died. Why, you ask? Because a little part of me died, too.

Is this a rich beta? $350 is a big price to spend on an addiction

Good man, looking for good times. 10/10

http://ggftw.com/forum/rand...

Go to the original post and you will see this is a troll.

Please; for the love of Sweet Jesus, tell me this is fake. Please. Just please.

I have no words to describe the feelings I am experiencing.

Nah its completely real, this guy is still around on ggFTW.com (used to be called MyMMOGames.net, back when it started quite a few years back.

This HAS to be fake. There's no way.

I could feel my face turn red in embarassment. I SOOOO hope this is a troll... Because i never cringed like this. The virginity is strong in this one...

Nobody will be able to convince me this person isn't a member of this site.

sorry i mean 2008

if you look to the left it was posted in 2006 apparently, but I guess that could have been edited in. buuut if you apply that to this picture, you have to apply that to all the other ones, and you quickly will realize how many of these could very well be fake. so you have a decision to make: stop questioning this picture so much, or assume all the pictures are fake and stay off the picture portion of this site.

Oh. My. God. This was just painful to read.

I trolled another forum with this thread, comments were as expected.
Now I'm banned.

http://ggftw.com/forum/rand...

How is he getting all this money? What a fucking mook!

4 hours lying in the arms of

The fuckin' shit women do for money...

Holy shit, 350 dollars? Inflation's hitting hard...

His dick is inflating hard.

Mongo
He'll teach you
teach you how to leave all semblance of self-respect, shame and self-awareness behind for the sake of a boner that didn't go anywhere

Weeaboo cunts.png

fucking weeaboos

This doesn't make me cringe, it just makes me....sad.

Well, now thanks to this asshole there's a creepy side to cuddling.