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There is only one restroom in the park. It is at the end of the hedge maze. Also, don't ride the coaster. I created it one notch too fast so it is about to destroy those innocent people on the walkway below as it goes flying off the track into the sky.
Oh the classic death coaster.
Never gets old.
Face it, everyone would do this just for the lols! :P
The joy of this game; was setting high salt content on the fries; and an above average caffeine in the sodas. Bathrooms? That'll cost ya, bub.
Result? Everyone drinking more often, which increases their speed and going around the park faster; using the bathrooms more often, and voila, almost no lines and quick turn around.
...and sometimes small riots at the bathroom stalls.
Sounds like piss poor management to me.*Ba dum tiss*
You win, sir. =]
They were clever, those Bullfrog guys.
Right in the childhood.
I remember wanting to like this game. Loved the everloving crap out of Rollercoaster Tycoon though. And Theme Hospital kicks ass.
I love this game.
It amused me to no end once I realised you could rig the games... yknow, like a real theme park! :D
Awesome game but l always preferred Theme Hospital.
"I was shocked by the revelation of its original release date of 1994. Was Bullfrog's seminal management sim really that old?"
Considering the PS1 port is in the longbox, yes. (Thats how i remember some games.) This game was great, I wonder how Peter Molyneux would make it today....actually no I don't, it's perfect the way it is.
The game could only be worse if it was remade today. Think of all the new rides and mascots they could sell to us after the fact.
This already happened:http://www.destructoid.com/...
That's pretty fucking sad: you try to make a joke and it turns out it happened for real
Wait... people forgot EA did that already? No wonder the industry gets away with so much shit, we have the memory of goldfish.
I didn't forgot I just missed it back then. But you're right we're collectively very goldfish-like.
Urgh. Didn't like Theme Park World / 2 already and today it would be super horrible with microtransactions and dlc crap.
I played the shit out of this as a kid. I still play it today, on my DS!
Got it for DS as well, still very faithful to the original DOS/Amiga releases (unlike how EA tried to milk it on iOS). :D
I already bought this in the 90's - they're trying to sell me the same game twice? Bah!
Well, at least it's a hell of a lot cheaper now :)
*Stares*Dammit, my images appeared in backwards order.
There was a game called "Theme Hospital?!"
I'd want to make a hospital with a "village people" theme
"It's time for your checkup!"
Theme Hospital was utterly awesome, and I'd still recommend it now. And it's available on PSN.
Nurse required in pharmacy!
Doctor, attending psychiatry please!
I wish this is what they meant by 'theme' hospital :D
Theme Park was an awesome game. Had at least 200 hours of fun with it on the Amiga, SNES, Playstation and the Sega Saturn
awww yiss...mothafuckinTheme Park
I used to play the ever lovin', blue-eyed crap outta this on my Genesis!
I want to buy this and play it a lot. I played the shit out of Theme Park on my Amiga.
OMG Bullfrog.....and Westwood.....DAMN YOU EA!!!!
I still hope someone brings new life in to the Roller Coaster Tycoon series, RC3 was a nice try but it didn't have the same feeling to it, even riding your own roller coasters didn't make up for it.
man i used to play the hell out of this game
Love this game, used to come home from grade school, every crappy day and just get lost in it. I can already hear the sounds of vomiting and "ew!" as people walk past it lol
The way bullfrog did graphics really made them stand the test of time.
Both theme hospital and theme park look awesome. Even Dungeon keeper still looks good
One of my fav games.
Woah another one of my childhood games is on gog.
Curse you christmas shopping and wiping me out.
Aww man this brings me back to the good ol' days.
I'd like to make a theme park.
Is that from Gummo?
Bacon on the walls:
Gummo was such a bad movie.
i honestly couldn't finish it. Made me feel icky inside.
It was pointless.