They put a gastric band around his stomach to reduce the volume it can hold and give him the sensation of being full on less food. They should put a gastric band around Letterhead's neck and reduce the volume of empty-headed nonsense he exhales.

Rush's best days begin with upsetting people like Letterman. HA HA

Dave has become more liberal over the years because libs are the ones who will give him a pass on his lecherous ways.

And how unfunny he is. The dimwits laugh at train wrecks every single day.

Wow Dave, that is the best you got? That is Jr. High level trash talk.

You can spew whatever B.S. you want but Limbaugh should shut up, right Dave? What a f-ing hypocrite.

And, he (Letterman) can prey on his staff and make vulgar comments about Sarah Palin's teenage daughter and the left tolerates that.

It was a joke. Calm down.

OK. So let me rework it. So Chris Christie had his stomach stapled, and now if we can get Michelle Obama to have her mouth stapled.

Ha Ha Ha Ha! You're right. It's hilarious!

And don't forget to do something about that caboose.

It was a bad one because it wasn't anything relevant.

Jokes are funny except when they offend libs.

Remember the comedian, Dave Letterman? Me neither.

I knew a guy a long time ago who told me this: Whether the meat's white or dark, a turkey's still a turkey. That's back in the 70s when calling someone a turkey was a good insult.(for those of you in Rio Linda, turkeys weren't considered bright birds to some people so being called a turkey was like being called stupid or dumb or it was for doing dumb and stupid things, which Christie certainly qualifies)

Letterman should get his zipper stapled for all the young inters he was screwing while cheating on his wife.

Ooh. Maybe he and Slick Willie can get a "twofer."

If I were his wife it wouldn't be his zipper getting stapled.

Letterman should staple his arsehole. He might make more sense.

Since he speaks from his arsehole, wouldn't that be considered censorship?

Letterman hasn't been relevant for years

So why did Newsbusters post an article about Letterman if he's not relevant?

Because he is a member of the lib media regardless of his slippage in the ratings. Maybe you better check what website you are on, clueless lib.

NB reports bias in the media. Letterman is loaded with bias.

So you would make a da remark like this

So an irrelevant libtard like you could have something stupid to say.

Because liberals are so dumb, we get a huge laugh from their antics... Ba-doom tshhh

Rush, besides a radio show, sells a line of Ice Tea while Dave sells a line of Garbage on his show.

I am so disappointed in Dave Letterman in recent years. I could be wrong, but I feel like he wasn't so liberal when he first started out. It was more about being funny. But the older he got and the richer he got, he has become more liberal. It is the classic entertainer-ivory-tower syndrome. He is so far out of touch with the day-to-day struggles of working class tax payers.

He lodged himself in the Hollywood Democrat's feedback loop of increasing liberalization.

Letterlib knows his old girlfriend Merrill Markoe was the one who was actually clever and created all the bits like Stupid Pet Tricks and the Top Ten list. He knows he's really an unfunny hack who has coasted on her talents the last 20 years since their relationship ended.

He's out of touch because he's rich? Rush Limbaugh makes even more money than Dave.

As he should.

Not all rich people lose touch with reality, it's mostly liberals that do that... whether they are rich or not.

Dave, time to buy that ranch in Wyoming you have been dreaming about. Maybe you can get a gig with Carnival Cruise lines, your humor and their customer service are about the same speed.

Poor Wyoming.

When will Dave have his radical rectocraniotomy?

Dave, some advice. Please go back to interviewing 25 year old actresses about their latest "film". Let Rush handle the big boy issues. He's more of a solid thinker than you are.

Dave hasn't been funny since he left NBC and went to CBS.

Letterman: Still the bitter pathetic Obama shill he has always been.

Dave needs to get his arse stapled shut because he keep spewing lib shiite.

Let's ask the interns. Should the pervert Letterman's pants be stapled on?

Letterman? Is he still on the air? I thought he retired ages ago...

Old man Letterman jumped the Shark in the late 1980's.

And still wearing that velcro suit.

And Letterman should be castrated. See? I can be funny too.

At one time many years ago, Davey was funny...

I actually went to NY and attended the taping of a show many years ago. I haven't seen Letterman's show now in over 6 years. Don't see any reason to watch since he is no longer funny.

Poor Letterman. He becomes more irrelevant with each episode.

Letterman is an irrelevant " tired old white-guy", who was last mildy amusing back in 1985. He really needs to dry up & blow away.

Really? White-guy? That's why he's a jerk?