Though she seems quite young I can't help but wonder how many cats she has already. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

[snort]. Appropriate meme pic.

I've used that one a time or two. Here is one of those places, as I recall.

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McLaren is surely making a killing selling supercars to spammers. That's one hell of a down payment you negotiated, Myra, just 1.5%. It makes the rest of your post so credible.

But what if one of the dogs really, really feels that he's a cat? I denounce your canine transphobia!

Heh.

Good to see you, hope you're doing well.

if you're not familiar with SJW takedown artist, and YouTuber "Undoomed", he does an hilarious reading of Sloane's article.

I highly recommend it.

http://youtu.be/xdrr93ypXJ0

"Hitachi Magic Wand."

I wish you wouldn't use phrases like this Stacy, for the benefit of your stupider readers. Obviously, I can guess from context what this is, but I was tempted to google it to see specifically what is so "magic" about it, but then similar ads will start popping up on websites every time I use the internet, so that was a no-go. Plus, what would the NSA think?

I'm assuming that it is a device similar to those pictured above, but I wouldn't know, because I've never used such a thing. I'm a normal Christian lady, and I prefer flesh, body heat and external thrust, and I believe it's unlikely that Hitachi delivers these perks, which makes it not-so-magical, imo.

Mr. DM can vouch for the fact that I am extremely naive, but still, if you must mention these things, at least have Wombat link them back to Amazon in the article so I know what you're talking about. Out of, you know, perverted idle curiosity.

It's nominally a back massager used for other nefarious purposes.

You forgot to put "back massager" in quotes. Any additional purposes, I'm apparently too stupid to understand. Probably better for me that way.

There are things you are better off not knowing. 8 years ago I discovered the meaning of the term "MILF," and have been sorry since that I accidentally learned.

Ignorance is bliss, I guess, especially with new words you learn on the internet.

Especially when the term originates in porn.

It's not just the Moro Islamic Liberation Front anymore!

That's how I discovered what it meant when someone else used it. I asked what their post had to do with the Moros. I was a bit abashed at the response.

My favorite us of the acronym comes from Iowahawk, who described Gaia as "the ultimate MILF."

All "massage tools" are assumed to have more than one purpose. And if they have some sort of warming element, it's a dead cert.

However, shockingly, there's one that works quite well for calf cramps, and since I both run and do martial arts, it's a God-send. But I freely admit that I blush like a rose when I buy replacements.

Why do you say "massage tool?" That's so demeaning. Call him Ramon, like his mother did.

I've never seen one, but it's famous, so I know a little about it (and just refreshed my memory on the details). If you want to see one without any incriminating searches or URLs, the Original is second on Walmart's list of massagers, and you can search the same page for Rechargeable. (Hitachi rebranded it as just "Magic Wand," because they didn't want their name associated with what has become known as a sex toy.)

The reason why it's such a big deal is because the Original has a cord and has been around for over 30 years, so for the longest time it could blow away any cordless with its 10W motor at 5-6k vpm. However, now they have a Rechargeable -- one of Kate Sloan's favorites, incidentally, and since she's a professional onanist I would trust her judgement on that if nothing else. It reportedly has a 17W motor with four speeds instead of two, from 2.7-6.3k vpm; and since you can use it while it's charging, you're losing nothing (except an extra $65 over the $60 Original).

There. I hope that satisfies all your curiosity about a device that I hope you never need. ;)

I will NEVER need. I'm awesome, and all I need is an actual man (preferably heavily armed, heh heh). I don't believe there is any substitute. =) This would be like a $5 cubic zirconia in a gold-tone setting instead of an actual diamond, I figure.

But thank you for the info. Makes me feel sorry for lesbians. Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.

EDIT: clicked on your helpful link. Want to ask lots of questions about how this works for the implied purpose, when...uh...mm...insertion doesn't seem...uh...possible, based upon my experience with...uh...insertable things, which includes only one single "device" that God gave me for that purpose. Again, I guess I'm hopelessly naive and am asking too many questions. Maybe ought to have Mr. DM or one of my family members explain it to me, if possible. Again, I can solve differential equations, but not...mm...issues involving...uh...things.

EDIT2: you said "blow away"...just sayin'.

"Again, I can solve differential equations,...."

Well, right there is your problem! You're overthinking things again. It's just classical Physics of the Hi Skool variety. No big words or equations required.

As I've heard it said:

"Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics."

Ah. Well, for one thing, it's powerful enough to work just fine through external stimulation, e.g. of the little man in the boat. For another, there are aftermarket attachments.

After. Market. Attachments. Which means, not OEM.
No way am I going to touch that statement with a ten-foot pole.

The first time I ever heard of this device was reading Kathy Shaidle's Confessions of a Failed Slut. She was appropriately amusing in describing the, um, appliance and focused heavily on how it was actually somewhat embarrassing to Hitachi that this has been their most consistently big seller for the past three decades.

Hitachi even once renamed it and experienced a firestorm of protest.

All of this, including the actual existence of the Magic Wand, was unknown to me before I read Shaidle's book. I was more surprised than I should have been.

Anyway, I recommend her book. It's a short read and is available on Kindle.

BUT, if you were to click that Amazon link, you'd be in just as much trouble as if you were to "Google" it.

I'm sure that everyone that posts here is already on the NSA watch list.

Raylen Givens has some advice for Ms Sloan.
https://youtu.be/LG4hOjJ9tEs

Ms. Sloan googles her name on a daily basis because of her importance in the world of feminism, and found this article!

Cripes. What a loser, seriously. I never google my name. I'm too normal.

I Googled my real name once! Turns out I have several dopplegangers. I even get email for one of them at work on occasion.

You could think of them as personal secretaries, lol.

I like "acolytes" better.

From time to time it's useful in determining how far off grid one's gone. unfortunately one has to spend money in order to be sure there are no outstanding warrants.

So somebody who blogs about her sex life might be a tad bit self absorbed, you think?

Hmmm...

If they aren't, then someone who obsesses about her dildo collection certainly is.

Which raises the question since I am sure sure can describe her toys from memory.

Can she describe all her lovers?

Making the claim that you are a 'male feminist' immediately invalidates your participation in the dating game as anything other than a creepy sleeze. Seriously?

Well, if a dude told me he was a male feminist, I'd kick him in the nuts and tell him to eff off, so I guess that would make him kind of a sleaze. I'd prefer an actual man, not a male feminist.

Any guy that claims to be a male feminist needs to stop that, right now.

Everytime I read another story of 'male feminism' I can't help but be embarrassed on behalf of all men.

I don't blame you. So am I.

Are they Devo?

LMAO!!!!!

I doubt Devo would claim them either.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

I empathize. Every piece in this series has me cringing for women.

Agreed. No need to alienate heterosexual effeminate masochist sycophants that may
want to AVOID tattooing a target on their foreheads
so the dogs in the manger will play with them.
Cleveland Steamers can be tough to come by as it is, without FURTHER ridicule from the ALREADY
envious Penis deprived (their own, or others) .

Well, there is an actual group "Queers for Palestine" so male feminists, yeah, why not?

These are people who probably think The Lion King is a documentary.