I think I'm going to test out the first question/answer tonight and faithfully report back. 

"...The man-friend is asking for it..."
Omg, what do man acquaintances get?
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also...
Expect that it will seem far bigger than you remember.

Have you been peeking or was the "Slot B" mere synchronicity? Tattoos I would get on my penis if I were still as stupid as I was when I was 20, Wendy

"Expect a cock up your ass": choked on my coffee.  I love you, CokeTalk.