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Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon • 9 years ago

Plot Twist: Sum Dum Goy doesn't exist.

http://www.i-mockery.com/mi...

XboxCommander • 9 years ago
Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon • 9 years ago
XboxCommander • 9 years ago

What would the world be like if Bruce Leroy and Bruce Lee switched places?

Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon • 9 years ago

I can't even imagine to be honest.

GoodlyMike • 9 years ago

What is that from?

Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon • 9 years ago

The Last Dragon

GoodlyMike • 9 years ago

Thank you

EdgyDude • 9 years ago

I love that movie.

wolfguy • 9 years ago

I have no twitter, so I have no future?

stfj • 9 years ago

probably the opposite actually.
(but actually, it doesn't use /your/ tweets. it just uses tweets)

Glowbear • 9 years ago

I'm beginning to hate the hastag symbol and it's not its fault.

Guest • 9 years ago

#DealWithIt

L10nH3ArT • 9 years ago

I think it's because it is used to encapsulate entire thoughts and ideologies through using generally only nouns and a pound sign.

If one does not work in IT, one particularly also does not have a reason to call it a hashtag unless you use these... social human interlope devices???

I'm a bit of a purist though.

Glowbear • 9 years ago

It's cos it's sweaty balls

Occams • 9 years ago

My tweets would lead me to believe I'm going to finger fuck Spider-Man to death.

PhilKenSebben • 9 years ago

I love silly things like this. Hopefully android will see it.

stfj • 9 years ago

Thanks!
I'm gonna look into it! it's unity so it should be possible, but i'm not well versed in android so I didn't want to launch simultaneously

PhilKenSebben • 9 years ago

Well hello! Thanks for the response! I look forward to it, if you can get it working.

Social Justice Wario • 9 years ago

I had taboo. It really sucked. But it did have some sweet 8 bit nudity, which made it worth the price

hlarge4 • 9 years ago

What sort of bit:naughty bit ratio are we talking hear

Social Justice Wario • 9 years ago

Pixelized man-ass and some nippleless boobs if I remember right. Keep in mind this was the 80s so it was much more exciting in the pre-internet days.

Agidyne64 • 9 years ago

I just went through a break up and it told me "You're a big crybaby and it's the first time you've been apart for A WEEK"

L10nH3ArT • 9 years ago

Robots don't have feels.

Fwankenstein • 9 years ago

Hah! Jokes on you Fortune, I don't have any tweets.

L10nH3ArT • 9 years ago

I'm curious to see what it would say for my account as well. I think had one to like a singular thing for a contest, not sure if I subsequently closed it or not.

hlarge4 • 9 years ago

In the last paragraph you wrote "daily messages at may start"
What you meant to say was "daily messages at oh god help they are here and eating everyone and they all look rather phallic and dear sweet Jesus I just May Start"
There you go buddy