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Burt Wonderstone • 8 years ago

The Purge 3 was last night after eating the new Taco Bell Quesalupa.

Road to Nowhere • 8 years ago

I was thinking more like Chipotle.

BigDaddyHub • 8 years ago

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

Cock Punisher • 8 years ago

"and I thought....ughhhh..... they smelled bad.... ughhhhhh.....on the outside!'

Where you punishing your cock whilst saying that?

MelGarga • 8 years ago

I'll wait for The Serge starring Bronson Pinchot.

Spewbacca • 8 years ago

The Surge: A flamboyant art assistant becomes a weapons dealer.

AF: "Get the fuck outta here!"

S: "Nooo I can not"

*disclaimer... I'm sure only a remote few will understand.

SpaceBallz • 8 years ago

your my favorite username/avatar

Spewbacca • 8 years ago

Preceded by the prequel:

"The Gorge"

Rock Gnarly • 8 years ago

Ugh. Quesalupa sounds like the medical term for rectal dry heaves.

That Kintner Kid • 8 years ago

Hands down the most frustrating movie series of recent years. All of the potential, none of the execution.

Bloody Fingers • 8 years ago

The second was quite good.

theantisocialnetwork • 8 years ago

I liked the Punisher cameo.

kidicarus • 8 years ago

The Funny or Die sketch had better execution. Such a great premise too.

FoghornKeghorn • 8 years ago

I really like Thomas Jane as Frank Castle. I gotta be honest. The "Declaration of Intent" speech was spot-on. Si vis pacem, para bellum

FoghornKeghorn • 8 years ago

...Granted, the rest of the film lost me at Travolta.

D o o D • 8 years ago

oh my, I thought I was the only one who thought. Great idea but just terrible movies. I mean not just terrible but downright aweful.

Guest • 8 years ago

Frank Grillo should have played the Punisher but since he has been already established in the MCU, I guess they had to roll with Jon Bernthal who looks more like Shane than Castle. /:

kidicarus • 8 years ago

Yeah he definitely gives the tough guy vibe better than Bernthal.

Abe Fuxmen • 8 years ago

Shalom Hollywood and thank you for another movie about evil, psychotic White people preying on poor, peaceful blacks and minorities. Crime statistics show that 90% of interracial violence is committed by blacks against Whites and that over 30,000 White women are raped every year by black males as opposed to less than 5 black females raped by Whites every year, but we must remember that as jews it's our job to portray the world as we see it, not as it is. L'chaim!

Marquis de Sade • 8 years ago

Yeah, 13% of this Country's population is 100% of your people's problem, huh? (Less, if you subtract children and all the law-abiding blacks who don't know you exist).

Abe Fuxmen • 8 years ago

13% of this country commits 50% of the homicides on an annual basis, but that's not important. What's important is that diversity is America's greatest strength, which is why I as a jewish billionaire support unlimited third world immigration into America. At the same time however, we must recognize Israel's right to exist as a purely jewish state and support its jewish-only immigration policies and fortified walls. After all, you can't have a country if you don't have a border.

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

And yet in 2013, despite the fact that there are five times more white people in the U.S., black criminals committed 38% of the murders, compared to 31.1% for whites. Then add the, yeah, fact that black males aged 15-34, who account for around 3% of that population, are responsible for the bulk of this shit and it's staggering. But hey - #blacklivesmatter and I must be a racist for relaying these numbers. Better hold down your lunches then, because there's even more racist numbers:

For the years 2012 - 2013, blacks committed an average of 560,600 violent crimes against whites; whites committed 99,403 violent crimes against blacks. I guess that means #blacklivesmatter since blacks were the attackers in 84.9% crimes involving blacks and whites. And just so you Latinos don't feel let out, guess what? Violent interracial crime amongst blacks and Hispanics occurs in pretty much the same proportions as black/white crime: Blacks are the attackers 82.5% of the time against Hispanics. Watch your backs, amigos.

Blacks constitute about 13.1% of America's population, yet when it comes to crime the FBI reports that in 2012 blacks committed:

49.4% of all murders
32.5% of all forcible rapes
54.9% of all robberies
34.1% of all aggravated assaults
28.1% of ALL crime

https://www.fbi.gov/about-u...

Are whites an honest, real threat to blacks?

No - 90.8% of all murdered blacks are killed by other blacks.

How about 2013?

Population was 77% white and other (225 million), 13% black (40 million)

Whites committed 2,755 murders in 2013.
Blacks committed 2,698 murder in 2013.

The black population of 13% commits almost as many murders as the 77% white population. That's makes a 5-to-1 ratio people, and I'm being generous here by not putting these murders on the 3-5% aged 18-34, who likely committed the bulk of the killings.

We will never have an honest conversation about race and crime in this country until people are willing to take honest assessment of their own backyards and stop labeling numbers and facts as racist. Oh, and for all you SJWs out there primed to play the poverty card:

19.8 million white folks (AKA, "privileged racists denying opportunity to blacks") live below the poverty line, as opposed to 10.8 million blacks.

#blacklivesmatter

Marquis de Sade • 8 years ago

Well when it comes to killin' you angry pekkkerwoods, its not murder, but culling tha' herd. (Damn shame y'all tend to proliferate like cockroaches, though.)

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

Watch your back then, fake-ass - blacks kill of a helluva lot more of yours than they do mine. Still "culling"?

Marquis de Sade • 8 years ago

Don't have to, Opie, cuz the same bullshit skewed stats you pulled from the fbi also states that white on white murders in 18 to 34 age bracket are runnin' neck and neck.

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

Ha ha ha - yeah...keep telling yourself that. Watch your back out there, homie. After all, your own people target their own 90% of the time.

#blacklivesmatter

Guest • 8 years ago
Marquis de Sade • 8 years ago

Quills was playin' in the background while on the net, so I decided to adopt it as a S.N..

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

Hey, forgot to ask: what about all the Hispanic murders? What's that all about?

Marquis de Sade • 8 years ago

Gee, I don't know, but according to your pekkkerwood mindset and biases, I'm sure you'll rationalize it as some primordial ethnic weakness, Opie.

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

"Damn you, facts!"

^this scrawny, pussy little bitch pretending he's a "brotha".

Marquis de Sade • 8 years ago

Huh?
How am I not black? - What's your proof?

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

You're just too much of a punk bitch and come off trying too hard.

Marquis de Sade • 8 years ago

Oh, and you're not a punk bitch, Opie? - Don't take much to be an alpha male talkin' shit on the internet.

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

Poor little bitch - I'll step in the ring with you any time and make you tap like the punk you are inside one minute. One. Guaranteed.

AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

Nice Ebonics, white boy!

BushiDo-Re-Mi • 8 years ago

oh my, you need toilet paper for the shit coming out your mouth! may I offer my services?? Ka-TWWWWPPPT!

Guest • 8 years ago
AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

#blacklivesmatter

I_Love_Boobies_Bro_Lives • 8 years ago

Not really bro everybody dies bro

Asshole kegel • 8 years ago

All lives matter. Even the unborn. tsk tsk

nametaken • 8 years ago

i believe the children are our future

eBob -KoTb • 8 years ago

You should teach them well and then let them lead the way.

I_Snake_Plissken • 8 years ago

So did Randy Watson (who you might actually know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma").

Sexual Chocolate!

custard ganet • 8 years ago

Which is why they must be stopped now!

I_Love_Boobies_Bro_Lives • 8 years ago

Lol bro the children are born in hell bro

Guest • 8 years ago
AntiWhiteKnight • 8 years ago

I spit out my coffee when I read this.

Michael • 8 years ago

The second film had a white hero, and in the first film the white protagonist died saving his family (who were stupid and not worth saving, but that's a different issue).