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Re: Test

Awesome — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:22:01 -0000

Hallelujah! It works, now I have to stop being so lazy. :)

Re: Private: Giant Penis and Tiny Vagina Drawings

Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:10:32 -0000

You caught me, I am passing off fake penis drawing photos as my own. *Sob* It's a sickness and I can't help it.

It actually said "eeny meeny miney vagina" on my door. I think Moe is going to be mad he was replaced by a vagina.

Re: Private: Giant Penis and Tiny Vagina Drawings

Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:09:02 -0000

That is so awesome. I am going to go find tiny penis figurines and glue them to my door to ward of penis drawers.

I told my friend 2mara that I am just going to glue two foam balls to the bottom of my mailbox and a half-circle foam ball to the front of my mailbox. Maybe that will scare the lil graffiti artists away.

And you are so right. Why do vaginas get the short end of the stick (no pun intended) when it comes to vandalism. Damn penises and their magnetism!

Re: Renting Sucks

Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:06:51 -0000

I bet if you 'make' an attic, your management company will take more notice of your needs as a tenant. Lol

Re: BBQ Blues

Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:03:19 -0000

His teacher is hot though and if I am going to attempt to become a lesbian, that throwing up on her thing just won't do.

Re: BBQ Blues

Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:02:48 -0000

I love embarrassing my kids. My daughter still thinks I'm cool too but my son is totally on to my lameness. Meh.

Re: Private: Mo’ Money

Awesome — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:01:52 -0000

Wow, I totally am going to teach my kids that game and give them trick quarters. I need some gambling money for Vegas!

My kids apparently are pros at the old bribery game because my daughter came home with a new playstation game last week. (I made her return this of course, but in exchange I wanted like $5 from the other girl's parents lol)

Re: John McCain is the McSame?

Awesome — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:01:19 -0000

Ha. I almost said Stewart/Colbert 08 but I just love Lewis Black. Too bad we can't have two presidents and 1 vp. Black/Stewart/Colbert would be awesome!

Re: Private: Mo’ Money

Awesome — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:02:33 -0000

Toys? Damn, my kids must be slackers.

My daughter ends up giving half her stuff away and my son just keeps bringing home money. If I can get them both on the money train, mama can buy a brand new pair of shoes.

Re: Birds and the Bees and the Sneeze

Awesome — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:45:04 -0000

yes they do. unfortunately mine say just the thing that might get me in trouble one day. lol

Re: Birds and the Bees and the Sneeze

Awesome — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:33:13 -0000

I'm just glad my son hasn't wanted to read it. He is all about the snot and boogers and I just know he would ask about it in reference to the sneezing.

On the other hand, every time anyone sneezes I get knowing 8-yr-old looks from Precious.

Re: Birds and the Bees and the Sneeze

Awesome — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:59:19 -0000

I know, I'm all about the truth with my brats.

I am so over euphemistic parenting. What is that?! Telling your kids to name their privates 'wee wee' and talking like a baby is just going to turn them into unibombers later in life.

Of course I've had a few showdowns with their school because of my parenting 'approach' but eh, screw em! :)

Re: Math Problems

Awesome — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:03:50 -0000

I'm very anti-alpha numeric. Letters and numbers should not mingle!!! Stay on your own side numbers, damn you!

Re: They’re Growing Up

Awesome — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:02:21 -0000

Yes, it warms my heart when they are laying there, quiet and demonsterized. It makes me just take back all those thoughts of turning them into human pinatas. ;)

Re: Wanderlust

Awesome — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:26:30 -0000

Don't be envious. It's just the geek quartet I have hidden in the dungeon, spinning out blogs that I can claim as my own. It's nothing, really ;).

Re: Birds and the Bees and the Sneeze

Awesome — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:36:17 -0000

Oh you laugh now missy, but wait another 5 or so years when it is YOUR turn. Then who will be laughing?