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Re: STFU, Marrieds - “Literally every other status update is about how...

ebie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:53:18 -0000

Just...ew. Where does that sense of entitlement come from?!

Re: Ewwwwwwwww. That’s nasty, Katie! Why would you... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:20:44 -0000

I wish I could "like" this a thousand times. Hilarious!

Re: Ewwwwwwwww. That’s nasty, Katie! Why would you... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:15:29 -0000

In so much agreement with you right now. And, if they are in fact women who will talk about their partners like this, there is just no hope and we are all doomed to read about shit stains forever or at the very least race to hit "hide" on our newsfeeds.

Re: I don’t get it. Is it last-minute or is it NOT... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:09:02 -0000

Heh, I'd answer that with a donation in her name to a charity of my choice.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:32:13 -0000

I think I'd be angry if someone didn't call or come home. Probably after I knew they were safe, but i'd be pissed at them for worrying me. I'm guessing in this case, she has some idea of why he hasn't come home or that this happens on a semi-regular basis. And agreed, it's not "normal" if that's the case.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:46:28 -0000

Where do missing husbands go? Is it where the broken hearts go?
I don't blame here for being pissed off; I would be too, but along with worried and scared. It's the age of cellphones: obviously he can't be reached because he doesn't want to be or because he's dead in a ditch. Either way, this person's gonna be embarrassed when the real reason surfaces.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 03:21:36 -0000

At least half of this couple has some perspective!

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:07:14 -0000

One-uppage, anger, overshare. This post has it all. It's really grown-ass to belittle someone else's experience publically and then talk about your sex life.

Re: Several readers have sent RED ALERT emails today... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:18:50 -0000

I think we should all collect our vomit samples corresponding to each of the pictures and send them into the author of the guide. I personally wanted to lose it at "iron-fortified" and have no idea how I got that far. Where did you all start to feel queasy?

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anoymous

ebie — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:03:29 -0000

Hey B, if you and J ever start calling each other "Mommy" and "Daddy", be sure to take your Pop's advice, mkay? Poor Real Dad.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anoymous

ebie — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:02:33 -0000

My mom does this in text messages "Love Mom". hahaha, parents ARE adorable.

Re: This submission merges some of my favorite things.... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:31:44 -0000

I think I just vomited in my mouth. Hey, maybe Amber could serve it as a side of soup to her sinus-buttered bagels!

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:34:14 -0000

Bahahahaha. My bf and I take turns thinking of the most annoying/gross pet names to one-up each other with. I am so using Honey Doodle Snickledick! You just made my day.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:20:56 -0000

I love that "selfish bitchcakes" is a stfu meme now.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:16:07 -0000

Passive agrression at its best. Now if the dude doesn't buy flowers, she secretly resents him for not doing it. And if he does, she had to ask/has to get mad because she supposedly doesn't want flowers or she has to admit the lie when he notices she DOES like flowers. The flowers aren't even the point of buying flowers, so stfu ladies.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “The original poster is constantly whining, both...

ebie — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:29:41 -0000

Geez Lori, pull your balls out of your purse. If you say no, it's no, end of story. And Dan? this is the lamest poll I have EVER SEEN.

Re: This picture is an addendum to the Walmart post... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:18:43 -0000

Right? Thanks Jodi, or should I call you Captain Obvious?

She couldn't have zoned in on other aspects of the picture and said "this one's gonna be a plumber" or something? At least my mind wouldn't have had to ride the shit train of thought that she started.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

ebie — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:28:14 -0000

BURN on Liz and Kathy for something totally random and out of their control like when they were born. You tell 'em, Sara!

Re: You got $5? Five more dollars and we can go... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:20:46 -0000

I actually found it hilarious until I got to that last sentence and became confused as to who was dropkicking who. After I read the commentary I decided that this is, indeed, hilarious.

Re: I don’t believe I’ve entered STFU, Babysitter... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:25:53 -0000

I had one of those little cars that you had to "walk" with your feet! Just like in the Flinstones.

Re: I don’t believe I’ve entered STFU, Babysitter... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:47:46 -0000

Unless there is some way the 12 year old was driving a vehicle that is legal for a 12 year old to drive (I'm guessing this is not the case if they encountered a minivan), this Trisha lady seriously needs to be reported. In this case, it's probably better that Trisha didn't STFU and revealed her stupid decisions, which go so far beyond grossing out friends or pissing off strangers. What an idiot.

Re: I’m gonna be honest with you readers. I’m on a... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:22:40 -0000

I'm pretty sure it was a joke ;) but yeah, if I even so much as talk to a kid instead of a parent, I get stink-eye or told off for disciplining what isn't mine.

Re: I’m gonna be honest with you readers. I’m on a... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:19:46 -0000

Here's what COULD have happened: Hahahaha my kid is so cute and funny. That lady in front of me is a total bitch. I'm gonna post this on facebook!

Pilot's last words: We're GONNA DIE OR POSSIBLY END UP IN ALASKA! WHO THE FUCK IS USING THEIR CELL PHONE??

In my head, this mother is way more selfish than just pissing off the lady in front of her.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “She’s not getting married for another two years...

ebie — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:15:23 -0000

Wtf is a husahusband, and also, I kind of missed the negative sign so her comment on her status was extra surprising and annoying. I have to give her -10 points for that. But add on one for a creative version of a countdown and subtract another 4 or so making me do math.

Re: Guys. Gals. EVERYONE. This is a not-fun trend.... - STFU, Parents

ebie — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:28:37 -0000

The thing that's disturbing is, there actually is milk porn out there, and it isn't super far-off what this lady is doing here (though obviously there are rarely children involved). I'm sorry that I know this about the world, but it is why I can't get on board with people posting photos of this on a public forum. There ARE people out there that will fetishize it. If this lady wants to do consensual milk porn, by all means, do it minus the kid.

oh, edited to say: I got your milk porn joke and thought it was hilarious (and went off on a what I realize is kid of a serious tangent)