Re: Featured Friday: Deane Ogden

dennismorgenhouck — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:33:33 -0000

Hey Deane, How's it going I'm sorry but I had to stop reading your behind the scenes blog when I read that you originally came from a little town south of Oregon called Corvallis. Well Deane I too was from a little town in Oregon Once upon a time, and my little town was named Pacific City. I was born in Tillamook way back in 63 although I moved to CA in 64 And did not move back to OR until late 76 I still spent enough time there to wander from Siletz to Waldport then the Dalles, Silverton, Otis, Rose lodge. Willamina and Sisters. Springfield, Eugene, Corvallis, Klamath Falls, Bend, Prineville even a General store/US post office in a seriously one horse town named Antelope in eastern Oregon just west of the South Ochoco National Forest. OK Deane, I don't wanna split hairs or start an argument with you but My point is this. If you are going to lay claim to being a native Oregonian you should first probably take notice that not a single one of these towns I've named are south of Oregon#1 and #2 Corvallis is not a small town, nor has it been since I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eye's on it at 3:15am in the morning as the rain is pouring down and you can see for miles down the highway that you'll not be riding anytime soon, and so the only thing left to do is hang your head so the rain won't hit you in the eye's and put your hands back into your pockets and walk. No it really won't matter how fast as you'll soon find that everywhere is an awful long walk from the side of any road you take leaving Corvallis Oregon!

Re: The Pattern Book That is Man

dennismorgenhouck — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:12:03 -0000

I'm Sorry but I am a man and right here and now I feel the need to ask of you politely, Check yourself before you wreck yourself. #1 My Dick is at its best showing if I am lucky almost 6" and nothing you can say will make me feel good about that particular point, Have you seen the size of those guy's in porn? #2 anywhere I go I rule the roost and as a rule any Yahoo that happens to feel that he can take the lead away is 1 A fool 2 To damned drunk for his own safety or 3 Not long for this world. I set the pace and mood others instinctivly fall in line. #3 A sure thing more often than not 9 times out of 10 means Predator, Seriously Defective Mentally, DANGER WILL ROBINSON, and or Botched sexual reassignment/hackjob who is without a doubt intentionally jacked up on fertility drugs. #4 Rarely if ever do I even make eye contact let alone make an effort to speak to any woman until I have been properly introduced and still then she must initiate the action of even exchanging civil pleasantries no matter how attractive I find her to be. #5 If you personally were to show no interest in me at all, It is highly unlikely that you would ever have known I was ever there. But if you were to "Dangle that Carrot in front of my Face" of course I would ask you to dinner and a movie and maybe in 6 or 7 weeks I would hope that you would feel I was worthy enough of your affection that you might consider Fucking me on a hopefully permanent basis and if so I would need no affirmation from you other than the way your face would light up when ever you and I were to see each other again after being apart for any period of time. I guess what I'm saying is don't even think about starting to think that you know how I am wired because when all is said and done that extra 12' of rope that I afford you is not very likely to be a sign of trust NO I just want to watch a good hanging now and then!

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