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Re: Pregnant Demon Annoys Teabaggers At Glenn Beck Picnic

Monsieur_Grumpe — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:02:26 -0000

Demon sandwich sounds good right now. Jold the demon mayo.

Re: 59% of Americans Don\'t Believe Palin Would Be Effective President, In Spite of Obvious Intellectual

Monsieur_Grumpe — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:10:25 -0000

Even if she gets elected in 2012 how long do think she would last before she cleans out Fort Knox and quits? 2 weeks tops.

Re: Never Forget: Ayn Rand’s Wild Ride

Monsieur_Grumpe — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:31:31 -0000

I don't smoke and I want a cigarette.

Re: Wingnut\'s Feelings Hurt By Photos of Slobs At GlennBeckPalooza

Monsieur_Grumpe — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:42:27 -0000

Hey now Mr. Nw__kel@aol.com, I take offense at your bad mouthing our beloved female Wonkettes!
I idolize our fair sex commenters. As a matter of fact I’d like to put them all on a pedestal so I look up their dresses.

Re: Wingnut\'s Feelings Hurt By Photos of Slobs At GlennBeckPalooza

Monsieur_Grumpe — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:46:00 -0000

Race to the bottom!
Yeeeeehaw!

Re: Beck Rally-Goers Accosted By D.C. Bag Tax, Throw Sandwich In Protest

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:07:48 -0000

If this was supposed to be the 2010 version of the Boston Tea Party I am not impressed.

Re: Beck Rally-Goers Accosted By D.C. Bag Tax, Throw Sandwich In Protest

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:11:34 -0000

Yeah. These are the kind of people that start drooling when they hear the their favorite battle cry... FOOD FIGHT!!!

Re: Beck Rally-Goers Accosted By D.C. Bag Tax, Throw Sandwich In Protest

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:18:06 -0000

I don't think anybody has a clue about what the Beck Fiesta was about. Especially Beck.

Re: Alvin Greene Dances With the Rhythm of 1,000 Babbling Brooks

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:38:18 -0000

He's really going to win this race I tells ya.

Re: Sure, Orrin Hatch Will Support That Mosque Thing

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:02:28 -0000

He’s just looking for an opportunity to build a Mormon temple on our beloved sacred ground. When will ever end? Next the Unitarians will to build whatever they worship in and sacrifice their kittens and puppies and then the Quakers will come. The QUAKERS are coming!!!

Re: Scooter Person Asks Us To Stop Being Racist Against Scooter People

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:37:56 -0000

A million scooter army would be awesome (and scary) but when they all park at McDonalds for their Breakfast Burrito Malt™ and everyone plugs in their scooters at the same time I fear the power grid will crash.

Re: Tim Pawlenty Wants Children To Abstain From Sex, Especially With His Hot Wife

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:43:08 -0000

Hahahahaha
Ewwwwww
Hahahahaha
Ewwwwww
etc

Re: Tim Pawlenty Wants Children To Abstain From Sex, Especially With His Hot Wife

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:45:02 -0000

Tim is turning down FREE MONEY!!!!
This is what happens to the brain when you run on the Republican ticket for president.

Re: Bachmann’s ‘Jim the Election Guy’ Is Back, and He Wants To Give You TAX-FREE Fried Bacon

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:43:01 -0000

I see he still has that wide stance thing going. It's not very becoming and a little bit creepy if you ask me.

Re: Bachmann’s ‘Jim the Election Guy’ Is Back, and He Wants To Give You TAX-FREE Fried Bacon

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:03:05 -0000

Maybe they’re trying to tap (get it tap?) into the Larry Craig kind of voter with the wide stance thing.
And with a name like Jim The Election Guy they must be trying to attract the Joe the Plumber crowd.

In other words they’re going for the self hating, closet homo that hasn’t a clue about elections and has a below average intelligence.
The Democrats don’t stand a chance.

Re: Tim Pawlenty Screws His State For Sake of His 2012 Campaign

Monsieur_Grumpe — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:33:34 -0000

Last year, at the Minnesota State Fair, the Republican booth had a book you could sign thanking Pawlenty for not raising our taxes. I didn't notice this year if they had another book thanking Tim for fucking us up the ass.

Re: Tim Pawlenty Screws His State For Sake of His 2012 Campaign

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:00:28 -0000

Yup. As a matter of fact, it was with a #6 grit french tickler.

Re: Bachmann’s ‘Jim the Election Guy’ Is Back, and He Wants To Give You TAX-FREE Fried Bacon

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:08:51 -0000

Nice.Hehehe

Re: LIVEBLOGGING Obama\'s Iraq & Money Sadness, Tonight At 8 p.m.

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:14:11 -0000

Yeeeeeeeehaw!
It's drinkin time!

Re: LIVEBLOGGING Obama\'s Iraq & Money Sadness, Tonight At 8 p.m.

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:16:09 -0000

Hey! Hopy is on the TeeVee!
What a guy!
Sigh.

Re: Liveblogging Obama\'s Mission Sorta Accomplished

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:40:45 -0000

And nothing about personal jet packs.

Re: It\'s Victory Wednesday: Punch the Economy For Iraq!

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:18:49 -0000

AND over 30,000 wounded. Sorry that's not very funny is it? What's the penalty for punching ex-presidents?

Re: Murkowski Concedes, Alaska\'s Honor Finally Restored

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:34:37 -0000

Don't give the Palins any name ideas for the next kid they squirt out.

Re: Crybaby Whineocerous Ed Schultz Wants His Own Glenn Beck Picnic

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:50:06 -0000

I might go if they offered free pizza, beer and ear plugs.

Re: Middle-Aged \'Young Guns\' Write New Book to Save America

Monsieur_Grumpe — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:46:36 -0000

The flashing sparkling teeth is just so clichéd. The only that could have made it worse is if they flew in on fighter jets with bulging crotches emitting smoke.