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Re: Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin Gives Duggars Tongue Bath Just Like She Does With Her Own Cubs

chascates — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 18:42:04 -0000

This horrible persecution of a tiny minority of America must stop! We need to get the Palins, the Duggars, and the Duck dicks together and just ship them off to Diego Garcia. That's where they're keeping Elvis.

Re: Minnesota Cordially Invites You To Come Gay It Up With Your Hot Dish Husband

chascates — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 18:37:35 -0000

If they let you fire a live round from that tank I'm on my way there!

Re: Rick Perry’s Campaign Won’t Be About ‘Lofty Rhetoric,’ Not That We Were Worried

chascates — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 14:40:17 -0000

Since that photo was taken at A&M the books behind him are actually a photograph of books.

Re: Rick Perry’s Campaign Won’t Be About ‘Lofty Rhetoric,’ Not That We Were Worried

chascates — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 14:38:31 -0000

Texas' official state song (it isn't the 'Yellow Rose of Texas'):

Texas, Our Texas! All hail the mighty State!Texas, Our Texas! So wonderful so great!Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry testO Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

(chorus)

Texas, O Texas! your freeborn single star,Sends out its radiance to nations near and far,Emblem of Freedom! it set our hearts aglow,With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

(chorus)

Texas, dear Texas! from tyrant grip now free,Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny!Mother of heroes, we come your children true,Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

Chorus:

God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

Re: The Duggar Interview: Why Won’t The Liberal Media Stop Molesting Our Kids?

chascates — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 13:42:14 -0000

Hey, the TSA does that to countless thousands every day!

Re: Mike Huckabee Removes Nasty Duggar Stains From Campaign Website

chascates — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 13:38:18 -0000

The next Duggary nugget: man on dog sex!

Re: Duggars Could Have Been Jailed For Ignoring Josh Duggar’s Three Sister-Touching Confessions

chascates — Wed, 03 Jun 2015 12:51:39 -0000

The entire family should move to a monastery or at least stay out of the news. We need to be spending our time ridiculing the GOP presidential aspirants.

Re: Rick Santorum: Dumb Pope Francis Needs To Shut His Mouth About Climate Change

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 19:38:59 -0000

The supposed base of this party disbelieves in evolution, climate science, and sustainable practices. Power, money, power, Jesus, power, reelected.
What do people in Europe think of us now?
Used to be a couple of Wonkerrati in Spain and England.

Re: Glenn Beck Says Texas Flooded Because Rick Perry Is Just Too Darned Good At Prayin’

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 18:40:39 -0000

And, speaking from Central Texas where we just had 14 inches of rain in May, I'd like Prick Perry to pray away the mud, the flies and fire ants, and the humidity.

Re: Fox’s Megyn Kelly Won’t Be Too Mean To Duggars About Kid-Diddling Because Bill Clinton. Really.

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 13:41:31 -0000

Maybe the Duggars could get some airtime on the Palin channel.

Re: Arizona Muslim-Hater Needs $10 Million To Save His Family, Mean GoFundMe Won’t Let Him Have It

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 13:38:11 -0000

If Jon Ritzheimer had any cojones he would go over there, to Islam Muslim Land, and draw his Mohammed cartoons. If we don't draw them over there we'll have to draw them . . . whatever.

Re: Idiot Homeschool Mom Reviews Creation Museum, Likes How It Bibles Up Science

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 12:09:16 -0000

She seems pretty sharp. Can she explain how the children of Adam and Eve didn't commit incest to populate the place?

Re: Hardened Criminal Dinesh D’Souza Finally Freed From Maximum Security Sleep-Away Camp

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 12:07:33 -0000

Instead of an ankle bracelet he needs a mouth bracelet.

Re: Caitlyn Jenner Making Wingnuts Feel Shame Tingles In Their No-No Parts

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 12:06:22 -0000

Whatever became of actor212?

Re: Caitlyn Jenner Making Wingnuts Feel Shame Tingles In Their No-No Parts

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 12:05:54 -0000

I will withhold comment until I can see her legs.

Re: Senate Unanimously Votes To Protect Us From Terrorists, With Craft Beer

chascates — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 08:42:12 -0000

WHERE'S MAMA TRIX'S BABY???

Re: NBC Affiliate Decides Republican Navy Doctor Too Gay For Delicate Tennessee Viewers

chascates — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 21:03:27 -0000

Marriage equality should apply to all, Republicans, military, or whatever.

Re: NBC Affiliate Decides Republican Navy Doctor Too Gay For Delicate Tennessee Viewers

chascates — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 18:19:33 -0000

"lath and plaster", now that's old-timey!

Re: NBC Affiliate Decides Republican Navy Doctor Too Gay For Delicate Tennessee Viewers

chascates — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 18:13:19 -0000

Just as long as he doesn't bring up evolution.

Re: Jeb Bush Loves His Brother, Swears He Will Be Nothing Like That Idiot

chascates — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 16:35:26 -0000

Poor Jebbie. He has daddy issues AND brother issues.

Re: Lindsey Graham Promises To Be Butchest, Scariest President EVER!

chascates — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 12:50:44 -0000

"It's ~~whoring~~ morning in America again."

Re: One Million Moms Can’t Compete With Badass ‘Lucifer,’ Want Teevee Show Canceled

chascates — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 11:26:55 -0000

Why don't they complain about Santa Claus? He breaks into your home, leaving things you didn't earn or pay for, and exists just as much as Satan does.

Re: Martin O’Malley For President Of Pointing And Laughing At Sarah Palin

chascates — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 09:42:26 -0000

Poor Sarah is so desperate for attention she may start faking cancer.

Re: If The Duggars Love Hobby Lobby So Much, They Should Gay Marry It. Your Weekly Top Ten.

chascates — Sun, 31 May 2015 19:15:42 -0000

When is the due date of the Blessed Child of Wonkette Land??? I'm guessing our Editrix should domino in the next week or two.

Re: Deleted Comments Of The Week: There’s Sharia Creepin’ All Over Wonkette!

chascates — Sun, 31 May 2015 19:08:49 -0000

Dear Confirmation Bias Poster Children,
The "Politically Incorrect Guides" are ridiculous Regnery products which are on the level of books about UFO sightings or any religious tract whatsoever.
This site exists to mock pretension, willful ignorance, and venality. Try freerepublic.com instead to avoid unpleasant reality.

Your fears of the Other are common enough and can be helped by exposure to differing points of view followed by thought and reflection.
Best wishes.