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Re: The "My Ouija Board Hates Me" Offensive

Christopher Jones — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:33:01 -0000

He probably saw that show Ghost Whisperer, and is now haunting Jennifer Love Hewitts bra.

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Re: Roll Your Eyes At These Castlevania: The Adventure ReBirth Screens

Christopher Jones — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:54:01 -0000

I would roll my eyes, but I don't want them to fall out, and end up in a lack luster game like The Adventure.

Re: 3 answers to important questions I knew some of you wanted to ask me, but didn't think I'd respond to.

Christopher Jones — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:51:25 -0000

Madam CatLady,

...Lawl!...

Best Regards,
Moonbeam Winchester McSun Uhvagunn

Re: 3 answers to important questions I knew some of you wanted to ask me, but didn't think I'd respond to.

Christopher Jones — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:14:30 -0000

You don't have the guts...or maybe you do. o_o

Re: Metal Slug XX And Slug Gigant Storming Overseas

Christopher Jones — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:52:38 -0000

I'll wait till they get to ten, then release another anthology on all major systems(PS4, Xbox 720, Wii-Wii, etc).

I'll be playing 2nd Mission on NGPC to tide me over till then

Re: That was mildly unexpected, but what isn't in these hard economic times?

Christopher Jones — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:34:29 -0000

Yeah, I've been saving that one for a few weeks now. I have about 12 more 5 star one liners I want to unleash before 2K10. I've been pacing myself thus far.

Re: That was mildly unexpected, but what isn't in these hard economic times?

Christopher Jones — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:25:56 -0000

Soggy bread crumbs attract aquatic ground squirrels, and scuba pigeons.

Re: That was mildly unexpected, but what isn't in these hard economic times?

Christopher Jones — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:12:06 -0000

I think I see a frozen owl in a tree outside my bedroom window. Looks like he was in mid "Woot!" when he iced over.

Re: That was mildly unexpected, but what isn't in these hard economic times?

Christopher Jones — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:18:47 -0000

They don't. It would be too convenient, and the puppet masters lurking in the shadows wouldn't be too happy If I were to receive proper treatment.

I know too much...and as of right now, you do as well. I may have just doomed every reader I've ever had with this response alone. Ahh well, twas bound to happen.

*hides under bed sheets for a year*

Re: How to sell old people on eBay, and not end up getting in trouble for it!

Christopher Jones — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:32:04 -0000

According to my chart, he could be worth either a set of Lego Bricks, or three kittens & a 2009 Chrysler PT Cruiser.

It all depends on the level of cratchetiness he emits on a daily basis.

Re: And, This Is What A DSi Exclusive Box Looks Like In Europe

Christopher Jones — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:05:07 -0000

Mario Party #675 should have been the first DSI exclusive. At then it would be a memorably little bit of trivia

Good luck winning Jeopardy when Tribeck-Bot XL2 asks you about this game 20 years from now..

Re: How to sell old people on eBay, and not end up getting in trouble for it!

Christopher Jones — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:55:59 -0000

Our lawyers won't allow me to answer that question at this time. I'll either get in trouble with David Stern(unauthorized trade...), or they hate everything and everybody associated with Celtics.

Re: How to sell old people on eBay, and not end up getting in trouble for it!

Christopher Jones — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:26:33 -0000

Our affiliate services are the bee's knees!

M-Bay's trained professionals/Meth addicts are dedicated to providing the perfect cover story that will allow anyone to unload those pesky relatives.

Just send them to us, and we'll use one of our patented, overly elaborate plans, to seal the deal(patent pending!)

Re: How to sell old people on eBay, and not end up getting in trouble for it!

Christopher Jones — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:19:47 -0000

We offer free shipping when ever you use the promo code: PennyCandy.

Re: No, That’s Not A PSPgo, It’s An Imitation

Christopher Jones — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:28:02 -0000

to be fair, there were tons of sliding portable media players on eBay before Sony announced the PSPGo. Sony's aesthetic design for this thing wasn't exactly ground breaking. Maybe this is just a coincidence...Obviously it isn't, but still.

I feel bad for all the kids who nag their parents for video games, only to instead get a knock off system.

*Ponders.*

I take it back. It must be funny when they get their hopes up, only to realize they've been duped by frugal relatives. Hehe...

Re: Wordless Wednesday: I've got nothing to say, so look at this instead of reading

Christopher Jones — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:33:49 -0000

That may be true...

..But If turtles had opposable thumbs, they'd do nothing at all interesting with them. They can't even reach their butt cracks for cripes sake!

Re: Wordless Wednesday: I've got nothing to say, so look at this instead of reading

Christopher Jones — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:30:33 -0000

I think face zippers will be the future of fashion. Head zippers would be too difficult to reattach. You'd need to like them up perfectly, which would be a pain when you start to panic because your whole head has become dislodged from your body.

Re: Wordless Wednesday: I've got nothing to say, so look at this instead of reading

Christopher Jones — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:28:00 -0000

I'm guessing a census poll would generate that response unanimously.

Re: Shenmue Star Returns For Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Cameo

Christopher Jones — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:08:54 -0000

I had my fingers crossed for Mecha Sonic being in this, but Ryo is good enough. It shows that SEGA realizes Dreamcast fans haven't forgotten about Shenmue. I don't expect a new game in that series to come any time soon, but at least their using something from that property. I do plan on running Robotnik's monster truck thingy off the road using his forklift.

I'll be surprised if Dural and B.M. don't at least make a cameo appearance in one of the track backgrounds or something. Show the Virtua Fighters/Fighting Vipers fans(myself and others) a little love!

Re: Sorry to break it to you, but there's been a breach in the hull and you are all doomed. Have a nice day!

Christopher Jones — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:58:24 -0000

It's Engrish, which means it's meaning was lost in translation.

Also...

...It's translation was lost in meaning.

Chant that three times, and it will cause a flux in the time space continuum. I'm prepared to deflect the blame if anyone is crazy enough to tempt fate. So don't even think about pinning it on me, you fate tempters!

Re: Sorry to break it to you, but there's been a breach in the hull and you are all doomed. Have a nice day!

Christopher Jones — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:54:45 -0000

Figured somebody would appreciate the fact that I went to the trouble of showing my work with that equation.

Re: Sorry to break it to you, but there's been a breach in the hull and you are all doomed. Have a nice day!

Christopher Jones — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:48:11 -0000

I heard that all bobble heads and paperweights have built in spy cams. Someone is always watching...

...Or not...

...But they probably are at all times if that's true, and totally something I didn't just make up on the spot to mess with your head just now.

Re: Sorry to break it to you, but there's been a breach in the hull and you are all doomed. Have a nice day!

Christopher Jones — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:45:04 -0000

I'm allergic to manual labor.

Re: Mindful List: 3 reasons Fall is a horrible, soul sucking wretch of a season..

Christopher Jones — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:40:29 -0000

Wait, your Blackberry runs on coal? If not, you were sipping on a pint of soot? That might explain your memory problems.

Re: Mindful List: 3 reasons Fall is a horrible, soul sucking wretch of a season..

Christopher Jones — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:35:37 -0000

Most of the children are too busy playing Xbox, and murdering virtual hookers in Grand Theft Auto to even understand the horrible things that Fall has to offer.

*holds up sign proclaiming Spring as 'King'.*

Woot-woot!

*trips over a rock, falls on keys again.*