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Re: Surprise! The Entire Enterprise Of Mummery Is Built On Racism And Ignorance

berserker — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 16:19:15 -0000

I am really sick of white people telling me that the only racism I'm allowed to be mad about is the very worst thing in the whole world. You know what? Hitler was an asshole, the Mummers in blackface were assholes, and you're an asshole if you think it's not my right to be pissed off at both of them.

If even a single person is discouraged from getting drunk, putting on blackface, and marching through my home like it's his God-given right to treat my part of history like a joke, my effort hasn't been wasted.

Re: Pentagon Scientists Use 'Time Hole' to Make Events Disappear | Danger Room | Wired.com

berserker — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:01:51 -0000

i have this pocket-sized machine that grants me near-instant communication with two billion people spread across the planet, figures out where i am when i get lost, and orders me pizza. don't discount the prevalence of idiosyncratic miracles in the progress of technology.

what would marconi have said about the car stereo? what would the wright brothers think of the space shuttle? what would galileo think of the telephoto lens?

Re: Plagiarism Enthusiast Defends Plagiarism by Plagiarizing

berserker — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 23:00:30 -0000

(Google that.)

Re: Plagiarism Enthusiast Defends Plagiarism by Plagiarizing

berserker — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 22:59:14 -0000

Sometimes a knot is tied at the position of the clitoris to intensify the pressure. Often the clitoral hood is only partially hidden inside of the pudendal cleft. The "inside the vagina looking out" point-of-view was fucking awesome. But once her town's horndog males—an impatient boyfriend (Hale Appleman), a skeevy doc (Josh Pais), a creepy half-brother (skin-crawling Nip/Tuck regular John Hensley)—force the issue, the imperiled virgin quickly learns to clamp down and twist, parting franks from beans and leaving plenty of dismembered members and spurting stumps. I'd love to lay back and let her slide that throbbing tranny cock in my ass while staring up at her beautiful face. It takes no leap of imagination to see how a woman, such as Lorena who, on an unconscious level felt that she had been sexually mutilated by her abortion, would, in a moment of bitter passion, attempt to 'castrate' her husband. Before she lost consciousness to a general anaesthetic, she said Dr Reeves leaned over and whispered in her ear: "I'm going to take your clitoris, too''. He stated that he had infused 900 ml fluid before the needle popped out of his scrotum. The cremasteric reflex also occurs in response to stress (the testicles rise up toward the body in an effort to protect them in a fight), and there are persistent reports that relaxation indicates approach of orgasm. I position myself so that I am on my side clasping my husbands knee between my legs and then I grind away until I climax. My cock isn't going to slow down, no matter how much you moan and shake. During ejaculation, which usually accompanies male orgasm, a series of muscular contractions delivers semen containing male gametes known as sperm cells or spermatozoa from the penis into the vagina. Samantha gets off on having her cunt zapped and has multiple uncontrollable orgasms from the waves of electricity combined with a strong vibrator. If her clitoris is not stimulated she is less likely to experience orgasm and the rhythmic contractions of the pelvic muscles that expel and release the ejaculate. The current displays of jism only prove how passé men have become.

Re: Protesters Go After the Pepper Spray Cop's Personal Info - National - The Atlantic Wire

berserker — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:07:45 -0000

Cops who commit crimes and get put on trial presumably risk being shot at on the courtroom steps by people they've caught. Cops who go to jail for crimes risk being put in prison with people they've caught. It's more risky to commit crime when you're meant to be the highly visible face of law enforcement. The whole point of the system by which our society punishes crime is that the commission of crime puts your health, well-being, and loved ones at risk. Is this the healthiest way for our society to implement law and order? Maybe not. But that's how the world works. It's our duty to balance the power with which we entrust our law enforcement officials by keeping them under constant scrutiny,

To paraphrase an old saying my pals in the law enforcement community are so fond of, "don't do the crime if you can't do the dox."

Re: An Open Letter To The 12-Year-Olds In My Neighborhood

berserker — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:04:06 -0000

An Open Letter to the 22-Year-Olds Bemoaning the Death of Polite Society on the Internet:

I am older than you, and in my day 22 year olds weren't patronizing, paternalistic, and self-satisfied about the privileges they were raised with. What's the world coming to when people in their early 20s aren't sticking up against the same logic that justifies mocking them as morally bankrupt wastrels who fart around on the internet all day, accomplishing nothing? The 12-year-olds of the world (those who aren't successfully plied with walkmen, pop albums, and inflatable chairs, anyway) have always engaged in ghastly, degrading, antisocial behavior; it's not long ago that they'd have been considered old enough to go to work in the factories or get married and start producing children. You urgently need to watch the film "Kids," which was released when you were seven years old.

Go outside into your community and accomplish something more meaningful than parrotting the hollow, pearl-clutching contempt of "Good Morning America". For shame!

Re: Who Is The Artist? Thoughts on Anonymous Street Art

berserker — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:31:22 -0000

There's a chasm between some thugs' crummy bathroom scribbles and the kind of street art under discussion here. Urban spaces are brimming with abandoned and dilapidated eyesores, faceless infrastructure, and anonymous, non-interactive concrete monolith-offices. They disrupt the public space and cultivate dread and alienation in passersby.

It may be lipstick on a pig, but street-art gives me hope that individuals can interfere with the domination of nightmarish death-architecture. A paste-up in an overpass isn't going to dash some hardworking family's small business aspirations, and conjuring the phantom of class to prevail upon our liberal guilt misses the bigger picture. It's terrible when mediocre graffitos mess up people's livelihoods, but it can be wonderful when an artist transforms an ugly, blank wall into something beautiful.

Re: the word unheard

berserker — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:23:27 -0000

Sending in my application/resume for the coordinator assistant job today. If I get it, we will have our picture taken high-fiving every minute while we're at work.

So, uh, tell them to hire me.

Re: dodecadist - (via berserker) Regarding my last post and my...

berserker — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:50:52 -0000

Oh, no, you were right the first time. It's pretty much a foot-vagina.

Re: dodecadist - (via berserker) Regarding my last post and my...

berserker — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:13:46 -0000

It's from "Black Hole" by Charles Burns. Surprisingly good, and full of plenty of even weirder dream material.

Re: I'm literally being kicked out of my apartment because my landlord doesn't like me. Awesome.

berserker — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:33:56 -0000

Isn't that probably illegal?

Re: the word unheard

berserker — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:12:38 -0000

It's easy to understand: these are the sorts of people we hired Obama to destroy. He has much destroying to do.

Re: the word unheard

berserker — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:54:39 -0000

Yeah, but his superhuman metabolism can also handle like 20 cheeseburgers in a sitting. Any person of more common constitution would undoubtedly be felled posthaste by such ill-advised consumption of greaseflesh and devil-weed.

Re: the word unheard

berserker — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:24:45 -0000

In both of these, the man is meeting the viewer's gaze, whereas the woman's is averted.

Hmmmm. (Ten points to the first person to say "reading too much into it." Ten points and a knuckle sandwich.)

Re: ROBlog

berserker — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:01:55 -0000

Even douchebags should know to like stuff that's awesome. Come on douchebags, it ain't scary.

Re: ROBlog

berserker — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:38:10 -0000

Why do people in the comments think this is a bad idea? This will go down as a pretty cool footnote in the history wikis. (I'm renouncing saying "books" from now on.)

Re: an attempt to eliminate some of the parts of the inauguration poem that were crummy. (2009)

berserker — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:14:03 -0000

What, the cultural context of bland, trite, obvious poetry? Probably.

But I've got enough cultural context to know that I've read hundreds of versions of basically this same poem with more or less the same themes, language, imagery, sentiments, and pacing. Unfortunately, that's the sort of context that makes the poem seem even more uninspired, derivative, and spineless.

But it's obviously still open to interpretation, so fill me in.

Re: Berserker - thewordunheard: A note to the poets of the...

berserker — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:57:31 -0000

But then people might have mistaken her thing for a good poem, and people wouldn't take poetry seriously anymore!!!!!!!

Re: re: DFW and the last post

berserker — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:34:16 -0000

"I think my atheist friends are more committed to their brand of faith than I am, and what sets us apart is my grappling with meaning outside of what’s knowable."

Come on. The only time it matters to me or anyone else that I'm a capital-A Atheist is when someone gets to talking about religion and something they say about the world strikes me as particularly silly or awful. For the most part, I just let that stuff slide without it even registering. My surroundings are secular to the point that encounters with religion are pretty rare, so I mostly don't need to worry about my "brand of faith".

Sometimes I get a kick out of Dawkins, but ultimately I could take or leave him.

I am strongly committed to my faith in the fact that steak is an awesome thing to eat, though (because I am hungry right now, and want some). Does that count?

Re: dear world

berserker — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:05:11 -0000

THEN STOP GROWING UP.

Re: Berserker - mmm?

berserker — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:36:33 -0000

in one try.

Re: "Holy shit. There are actually no black senators? How did I not know this?"

berserker — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:34:47 -0000

RE: "ongoing situation"
Fair enough. The point I should have made earlier is that our previous 1% black senate isn't significantly better than our current 0% black senate, or our upcoming Blagojevich-molested 1% black senate.

Think of food labels. This would all get lumped into the "and less than 2% of the following:" category.

Re: confession

berserker — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:41:47 -0000

Wait, people are still playing apologist for the outgoing administration?

REALLY?

Come on. You should be smarter than this by now.

Re: Yes

berserker — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:53:44 -0000

I'm hoping to eventually distill my phone down to serving as a repository for texts that are either incriminating or simply damning.

Re: dodecadist - berserker: In this case, the woman in the...

berserker — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:00:00 -0000

The emphasis is on the not-accurate-ness; "baseless."

If a thing is Actually fancy and not just Acting fancy, then it's all good baby.