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Re: A decade of sex blogging

Jessica — Sun, 12 Nov 2017 01:17:06 -0000

Riveting, as always. My favorite part is that you're gay.

No, seriously. Because with that, coupled alongside the world of sex blogging, you found your community. Community is the most precious thing in this rotten world. Especially community that embraces and encourages you to explore your sexuality. That resonated with me a lot.

Re: Decade of sex toys giveaway! Grand prize worth $1,000+!

Jessica — Sun, 12 Nov 2017 00:40:19 -0000

What is UP epiphora! I've learned a lot from ya over the years: talking points to beat down bunk science pissheads who try to claim that squirting is pee, how to thoroughly evaluate a sex toy and whether it is suitable for my bod and needs, a new fun way to relate to my friends ("did you read epiphora's latest scathing review?"), and that beyond being an exceptional writer with acerbic wit, you are an all-around exceptional human who genuinely gives a shit about your readers and doesn't hesitate with generosity. Thanks, piph!

Re: The Womanizer Doesn’t Work For Me (And It’s Important To Talk About That)

Jessica — Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:57:19 -0000

This was such an affirming read. Thank you.

Re: 7-year blogiversary giveaway — win one of 30 rad sex toys!

Jessica — Mon, 02 Nov 2015 09:32:20 -0000

^ This would be amaaaaaaaaazing. Brilliant beyond brilliant idea.

Re: 600 posts = orgasm giveaway!

Jessica — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 21:18:45 -0000

The States. It might not be up to code for new structures, but it's an old building in NY and I can't imagine the City would give a damn.

Re: 600 posts = orgasm giveaway!

Jessica — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 16:49:11 -0000

I really need most everything in my home to be cordless. The outlets in my apt. are in THE MIDDLE OF THE WALL between the ceiling and the floor, which means I have cords running up half the height of my walls WHEN THEY MANAGE TO REACH. I would love the opportunity to dig up whoever wired this building and ask them what the hell they were thinking.

Re: 600 posts = orgasm giveaway!

Jessica — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 16:02:11 -0000

Yeah cordless foot spa sounds like an urgent safety issue rather than one of convenience, let's get on this.

Re: 600 posts = orgasm giveaway!

Jessica — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 15:50:21 -0000

They are a thing actually! My friend has a waterproof flip phone that is fully submersible and demonstrated this once by dunking it in a glass of water, despite others cheering for him to "pee on it again!"

Re: 2-Year Blogiversary Sex Toys Giveaway

Jessica — Wed, 06 May 2015 15:08:00 -0000

Oh jeez, that my hymen would bust and I'd bleed or at least experience a lot of pain my first time with a sexual partner, despite that I'd been shovin' things inside myself since I was a small child!

Re: ENDED – It’s My Anniversary!!

Jessica — Sat, 11 Apr 2015 18:33:52 -0000

This is the most stellar giveaway! I'd be eternally grateful (and stimulated!) to win any of these.

Re: One Lucky Duck Giveaway! And 15% Off! Gift Ideas Galore.

Jessica — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:39:06 -0000

I absolutely must try that Rawtella, but I think I would be most stoked to buy their nut milk bag. I have been dying to make my own almond milk!!

Re: Cops Park In Bike Lane For Emergency Papa John's Dinner

Jessica — Sat, 07 May 2011 13:54:20 -0000

*firefighters, you sexist prick.

Re: http://blog.franchesca.net/post/1124150037

Jessica — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:47:04 -0000

I have more issue with them white-washing her.

Re: http://blog.franchesca.net/post/546933255

Jessica — Thu, 13 May 2010 15:47:56 -0000

A-Grade.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:40:01 -0000

Aw, she's a beaut.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:52:08 -0000

Iiiii can't wait for this.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:54:39 -0000

Haha, A+.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:54:21 -0000

HOLY SHIT, ME TOO.
DROOOOOOOOOOL.

ETA: Oh, nooooooooooo. Have they not a distributor? That's the thorn in the flesh of loving design: oftentimes that which I lust after isn't even available for sale.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:34:59 -0000

I knew.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:30:09 -0000

Like, infinitely. Pat is truly a handsome fella.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:38:32 -0000

Hahaha, A+.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:00:27 -0000

I went! I'm going to be over a half hour late for English but it's worth it; I felt a part of something, this election. Which is really valued seeing how the year I turn eighteen, there's a major election and I can't vote in it. (My birthday is exactly one month after the election.) I actually wish he had spoken more. Here's what I got from his speech: he's bringing the 90's back. You and me both, Barack.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:30:33 -0000

He is coming to Sarasota tomorrowwww and I'm considering skipping my English class to go to the rally.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:08:11 -0000

First of all, that photo of you two is A+. Second of all, how awesome that you got to meet such a renown comic and, on top of that, have him recognize your talent and be complimented by him! You also get a top grade for working menstruation into your set and having a future discussion on it. With Norm McDonald.

Re: franchesca.net - blog

Jessica — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:38:46 -0000

This is too good, lol.