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Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/780316805

antiduckface — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:33:56 -0000

dude, we just looked it up. there are 8 million more people in the city we live in than there are in the entire state of maine.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/752265770

antiduckface — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:17:41 -0000

see, we even managed to fuck up logging into our comments thingy! SPELLING! PFFT. WHO NEEDS IT.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/662193685

antiduckface — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:41:52 -0000

THEY TRY TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB, I SAY NO, NO, NO!

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/651817892

antiduckface — Mon, 31 May 2010 22:51:37 -0000

"shame" ain't in our vocabulary after this many beers, darlin'. besides, they sent it to us and they thought it was hilarious, so maybe you need to have a beer or two yourself.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/544998656

antiduckface — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:17:46 -0000

PERFECT COMMENT!! you win at the internets, sir (or ma'am, whichever the case may be).

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/544997932

antiduckface — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 12:56:17 -0000

thanks, although we're kind of embarrassed that we've been doing this for an entire year. wow.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/525271836

antiduckface — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:08:12 -0000

whoever you are, we thank you for laughing. :)

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/525271836

antiduckface — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:06:07 -0000

We sincerely hope she's punching the shit out of her friend who sent us the pic.

And that someone's filming it, and sends the video to us, too.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/525271836

antiduckface — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:31:29 -0000

we'd love it if you came over and pointed out which one of us was the "fat girl." i mean, john may be a little chunky, but he doesn't do drag (that we know of -- and if you know about it and we don't, fucking tell the rest of us because oh my GOD we'd love to see that)

ps - despite the fact that very few of us are into girls, we actually thought she had the potential to be really cute. ;)

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/474502893

antiduckface — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:33:55 -0000

sleep is for pussies and people who have jobs. somebitch should get us another drink. seriously.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/458448720

antiduckface — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:46:01 -0000

we know. we had to use it anyway just so we could tell that story.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/449585341

antiduckface — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:21:06 -0000

we get hundreds of emails a week, Queen Betty, and we usually use them in the order that we receive them (if we use them at all). the pictures going up this week were sent to us in january. have patience!

ps - we don't usually put stuff up on weekends... we have lives!

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/443039565

antiduckface — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:57:01 -0000

we like the way you think, Hélène!

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/397281564

antiduckface — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:10:39 -0000

whatever, jarvis, you know you love us.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/386976873

antiduckface — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:10:14 -0000

she can be totally nice and still have crunchy-looking hair and duckface, dude.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/379583003

antiduckface — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:52:34 -0000

this guy is not a member of the antiduckface crew, if that's what you're asking, and we don't know him.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/372869385

antiduckface — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:39:22 -0000

sorry dude, we don't go take pictures off other people's pages.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/372869385

antiduckface — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:38:53 -0000

fuck that, man. girl wants to have green hair, girl should have green hair.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/370335889

antiduckface — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:15:53 -0000

well shit, there goes our game.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/373756563

antiduckface — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:13:56 -0000

oh honey, you can buy those braid headbands at target.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/370335889

antiduckface — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:33:49 -0000

those of us still sober enough to be behind the wheel of the antiduckface account say "sure, whatthefuckever."

this may give you an idea of our level of commitment. but hey, based on your comments and pic, we'd sure as fuck buy you a drink.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/373756563

antiduckface — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:24:44 -0000

amalgamation of comments from everyone else in the room watching me type this: "dude, for someone who doesn't do drag or read cosmo, you think WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH about makeup."

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/373756563

antiduckface — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:23:44 -0000

there are three acceptable kinds of eyelashes:

1. totally un-makeuped awesome hippiegirl i-look-so-good-and-who-cares-what-you-think eyelashes
2. totally normal mascara-enhanced eyelashes
3. totally rad fuck-you-i'm-awesome fake eyelashes

this is none of those. this is that weird stabby-looking way-too-much makeup thing that you usually only see on cheap strippers, old ladies, and new drag queens.

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/373756563

antiduckface — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:58:00 -0000

yeah really, right?

Re: http://antiduckface.com/post/370335889

antiduckface — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:53:36 -0000

aww, honey, sorry we don't know what a "LICENSED estitician" is.. but we do have friends who are licensed estheticians, and all of them look a fuckton better than this pic did. yeah yeah, we know, proper spelling is like totally elitist and shit.

but hey, spelling-nazi bullshit aside, trust us, proper application of bronzer and contouring makeup is an art, and this pic didn't exactly illustrate that. perhaps we're spoiled from living in hollywood for too long, who knows?

all the other shit? wtf, TL;DR.