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Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For April 11th!

angusparvo — Mon, 11 Apr 2016 21:15:39 -0000

Road hard, put up wet.

Re: Former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach sings gun control tune and hits wrong notes

angusparvo — Mon, 04 Jan 2016 12:53:50 -0000

Isn't Sebastian the assclown who got in trouble years ago for wearing a T-shirt with a Raid logo that said something horrific about gays and AIDS? He's at least consistent when it comes to being a moron.

Re: A nun with a gun kills a deer — and some are upset

angusparvo — Tue, 08 Dec 2015 14:03:14 -0000

Deer are nuisance animals. Tasty, delicious nuisance animals. And they're overpopulated. Sister is doing God's work.

Re: Headline Refers to Oklahoma State University Vehicular Maniac as “Shooter”

angusparvo — Wed, 28 Oct 2015 08:34:12 -0000

I've worked at two newspapers, a "page designer" has jack shit to do with the headline CONTENT. They just lay the copy out so it fits. A reporter wrote that headline, a copy editor approved it, probably a managing editor as well.

Re: Presidential candidates Jeb Bush, Ben Carson make stop in Knoxville

angusparvo — Tue, 06 Oct 2015 14:59:56 -0000

That's because media is holding back until such time Carson becomes a factor. If Carson gets the GOP nom, then media will use Adventist's wacky beliefs to burn Carson to the ground.

Re: Presidential candidates Jeb Bush, Ben Carson make stop in Knoxville

angusparvo — Tue, 06 Oct 2015 14:56:36 -0000

Truth! Jeb and Hillary just need to go away. Please go away.

Re: Watch Stupid Hippies Do What Stupid Hippies Are Best At: FAIL

angusparvo — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 07:40:31 -0000

They don't need guns, just some cable cutters.

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For July 22nd!

angusparvo — Wed, 22 Jul 2015 21:08:05 -0000

Recipe for fruit salad from Kim Kardashian's new cookbook

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For June 22nd!

angusparvo — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 19:28:11 -0000

Nothing says true love like a hot, greasy weiner

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For June 19th!

angusparvo — Fri, 19 Jun 2015 23:38:49 -0000

Bonus features included in the Director's Cut version of Kim Kardashian's sex tape include behind-the-scenes footage of haz-mat workers repairing her ass after Ray-J hollowed that bitch out

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For June 16th!

angusparvo — Tue, 16 Jun 2015 21:37:49 -0000

If a man takes a large, violent, extreme shit in the woods and no one's there to hear it, did it really happen?

Re: 'Burn it:' Emoji-fied Shakespeare for kids is worst thing ever [photo]

angusparvo — Mon, 15 Jun 2015 11:22:21 -0000

Where is Zombie Shakespeare when you need him?

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For May 8th!

angusparvo — Fri, 08 May 2015 23:54:24 -0000

Harry & David introduces their new Kardashian gift basket

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For May 6th!

angusparvo — Wed, 06 May 2015 22:26:06 -0000

Too easy. The Kardashian family driveway.

Re: 'Avengers: Age of Ultron': Everything You Need to Know Before Seeing Movie

angusparvo — Wed, 29 Apr 2015 13:33:33 -0000

Based on all the inaccuracies in this article, when you start watching the movies in a couple of hours will be the first time you've seen them.

Re: 'Avengers: Age of Ultron': Everything You Need to Know Before Seeing Movie

angusparvo — Wed, 29 Apr 2015 11:05:19 -0000

I love the line from the trailer where Hawkeye says "We're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow."

Re: 'Avengers: Age of Ultron': Everything You Need to Know Before Seeing Movie

angusparvo — Wed, 29 Apr 2015 11:04:13 -0000

I can't read past the second sentence in the first Iron Man description. There was no "accident," Stark's convoy was ambushed by terrorists

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For February 25th!

angusparvo — Thu, 26 Feb 2015 00:58:12 -0000

Filming begins on the 50 Shades sequel with EL James writing and directing

Re: File Under “Shocking To Absolutely No One”: Gaby Hoffmann Ate Her Placenta After She Gave Birth

angusparvo — Wed, 07 Jan 2015 19:19:31 -0000

Are you kidding me? A Doritos sandwich sounds delicious. You should try a Lay's Bologna Crunch sandwich. White bread, bologna (real bologna made with cow and/or pig parts, none of that turkey bologna crap), yellow mustard and a big gob of Lay's original chips. It's awesome.

Also I had no idea who Gaby Hoffman was, but I somehow knew that some placenta-eating nastiness had to involve "Girls."

Re: Hypocrisy: PETA stops New Year's Eve 'possum drop,' but honored groundhog killer de Blasio

angusparvo — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 13:25:08 -0000

“We’ll probably just lower some other form of possum, a dead possum, road kill maybe, or possum stew.” So the town will kill a possum if necessary, I hope they do.

Re: PSA Encourages Children to Steal Parents’ Guns, Turn Them in to Teachers

angusparvo — Tue, 23 Dec 2014 09:37:01 -0000

Encouraging children to play with firearms, then when some kid accidentally shoots someone the Statists will be right there with more anti-gun hysteria. And if some kid actually does steal his parents' gun and takes it to school, won't he be arrested?

Re: Dwayne Johnson fights nature in 'San Andreas' trailer

angusparvo — Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:21:50 -0000

Didn't this come out a few years ago, starring John Cusack?

Re: Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan In One Of JoAnne Worley’s Old Dresses

angusparvo — Wed, 03 Dec 2014 21:24:28 -0000

Michael you ass, how can you dare to compare LiLo to the gorgeous Ann-Margaret?

Re: The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For October 17th!

angusparvo — Fri, 17 Oct 2014 21:34:58 -0000

The Sit-n-Spin ride always has the longest line at Scientology World

Re: Ariana Grande Latte Really Thinks She’s The New Mariah Carey

angusparvo — Mon, 08 Sep 2014 17:27:46 -0000

Honestly up until a couple of weeks ago I thought Ariana Grande was some Real Housewives stunt-whore who was trying to stunt-whore her way to a music career. I do like that "Problem" song, though.