Re: Teens and Twitter: I Know Exactly What’s Up

alexanderfeldman — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:46:51 -0000

social development has skipped you over, probably when it saw you were blogging at the age of 12.

shameful.

our generation seems to be made up of two groups. the first, composed of 90% of the population, are non-bloggers. we go out with friends, we socialize, we read, we do everything and anything a normal 20 year old would do, without blogging or tweeting every moment of it. why? because our friends are not digital. we see them often and can communicate verbally, a skill we have developed thanks to our time spent with other human-beings, as opposed to computers.

the other 10% are the socially inept. these few, you included, are doomed to a life of electronic communication, dependent upon Arial font Sz.12 to convey your every emotion. your means? twitter and blogs. your message? condescending and narcissistic. it is clear you love your ideas and thoughts so much that you must broadcast them to world in a form that will make your words permanent. if you were to tell these to a real human-being, they surely would dismiss them, ending the life of these thoughts in a matter of seconds. luckily, you can BLOG them and immortalize your thoughts in the bowels of the internet, only to be stumbled upon by a VERY bored intern and some other twittering twats.

the socially attuned 90% of our generation, or at least the two interns at this office and all of their friends (not facebook or myspace friends, but real life friends), agree almost entirely with this bright young 15 year old.

i hope you can excuse my teenage parlance when i say: get a life, dude.

Re: Teens and Twitter: I Know Exactly What’s Up

alexanderfeldman — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:21:31 -0000

do you think you know the rest of us better than we know ourselves?

if you started blogging at the age of 12, you clearly had little to no friends. those of us who are at all socially developed share much in common with this 15 year old.

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