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Re: Eve Who - Pilot - Zerai Gurei

agentsirus — Tue, 13 Dec 2016 15:09:13 -0000

Pushing your mid 50's and still dropping the hammer on these newbies, eh, Rand? Hmm. All's fair in gaming.

Re: Sandman is History

agentsirus — Sun, 10 Jan 2016 17:41:24 -0000

Pfft, this post should be called 'butt hurt boyfriend syndrome'. Bunch of jerks bitching about a guy who does help the cause but your idiot website got butt hurt when he chose his own YouTube channel rather than chomp at your bit. It's like I am atheist but have a bunch of Christian friends. I don't betray my own beliefs by not being a dick to them.

Re: Facts: For All The Guys Who Say They Don't Date Within Their Own Race

agentsirus — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 06:18:31 -0000

I don't even think this is a black thing. It sounds like this dude's mom indoctrinating him with a bunch of bullshit. My mom was chubby so she always preached at me to 'never turn down chubby girls without giving them a chance first'. Whatever a single mother thinks is "the reason they are without a man" is the first thing they teach their sons to appreciate.

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest Special: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse in Style, Sponsored by The Walking Dead

agentsirus — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 04:08:18 -0000

How would I survive the zombie apocalypse in style, you might ask?

Well, if you ask me... a beer brewery is well stocked up and are pretty heavily armored institutions. My father, mother and brother in law don't need any support because they're armed and secure, so...

In my wife's eyes, who else needs saving? All of her single friends and the single ladies from her work. After I load our usually full pantry up, I'd take my truck and start making rounds, picking these helpless ladies up. My truck, if need be under these circumstances, can house around 10 people. Once I filled the truck up... well, I know a beer brewery located on a small island on the Columbia River.

Once there, I'd use the remaining thernite I have on my truck to burn the bridge down. Then, I would use my beer brewing knowledge to spend the rest of my days brewing beer and repopulating the planet with all my wife's single lady friends.

Re: Topless Robot - Chris Cummins - Nerdy Things You Love/Hate: And the Winners Are

agentsirus — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:58:26 -0000

I hate Topless Robot because all it does is repost videos anymore.

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest Special: Calling Characters, Sponsored by the Motorola ATRIX 2

agentsirus — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 05:23:34 -0000

"Hello? Marty McFly?

"Yeah, after you meet Doc Brown at the Twin Pines Mall and go back in time you'll be in 1955 and save George McFly from being ran over by a car."

"That night, feel free to have sex with Lorrainne Baines. Just pull out. She'll then realize that it was like f**king her brother and instead hook up with the still single George McFly and you'll have avoided MANY troublesome encounters."

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest Special: Geek Wisdom, Sponsored by Geek Wisdom

agentsirus — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:26:10 -0000

"I don't want a 'large Farva'. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!" ~Super Troopers

One might do well to remember the sage words of a desperate man in need of proper refreshment. In life we are expected to work towards our goals and succeed in accomplishing our dreams--or die trying. Quite often, however, we are railroaded by unknown elements that might roadblock our path towards victory. In these situations many of us simply 'settle' for the easier alternative as not to expel extra energy or cause conflict to seek what it is we want deep within our hearts.

In essence, many of us settle for a 'large Farva'.

Not so for Officer Rodney. He defeated the 'burger punk' in his path and demanded that his goals be met. A simple 'large Farva' would not suffice in his ideal mental landscape. Never surrender. My friends, don't we owe it to ourselves to overcome our obstacles to one day claim our own "goddamn liter o' cola?"

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest: Best/Worst Nerdy Moments at School

agentsirus — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 11:59:49 -0000

I can't believe I'm even posting this.

But do you remember the "Army Gear" commercials from the late 80's? If not, take a look:

(I actually spent over a 5 hours to look this up... and I used Google search and eventually used lyrics from the commercial song to hunt this down); http://www.youtube.com/watc...

I remember my friend and myself spent the better part of a year making our own 'Army Gear' playsets using cardboard, paper, colored pencils and crayons.

At the end of the school year we actually created, through arts and crafts, a bigger, better, more impressive set of 'Army Gear' than any commercial on TV could have ever imagined. We actually had people wanting to come to our houses to play with our homemade Army Gear sets.

Best year of school, EVER!

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - Your Greatest Nerd Fear: And the Winners Are...

agentsirus — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 03:34:21 -0000

Holy shit, Rob.

I am impressed. This weeks winners were actually the rightful, deserving winners of the contest. I found their entries to be honest and sincere and actually found their ideas insightful and a bit depressing if their fears came to fruition.

For once, I applaud your choice in winners. Well done.

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest Special: Green Lantern Twitter, Sponsored by FigureoftheDay.com

agentsirus — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 09:36:35 -0000

Real_NathanFillion: So, @RyanReynolds effed up this movie through bad acting, silly special effects and cliche dialog. There are easier ways to kill a franchise! Just ask Joss Whedon for a writing credit on the movie credits!

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest: The George Lucas Star Wars Name Generator

agentsirus — Fri, 27 May 2011 20:39:44 -0000

Bounty Hunter: Wound Offering

Smuggler: Turr Ibble Nukool-head

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest: Ultimate Nerd Wedding

agentsirus — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 04:15:35 -0000

My ring bearer would be dressed up like Han Solo and my flower girl would be Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi, during the scene on Jabba the Hutt's Space Cruiser. I would be dressed up like Mandalorian bounty hunter Boba Fett. My wife would be hiding down inside the belly of the Sarlacc. When the ceremony starts, the ring bearer would slap my jet pack and I'd end up flying down the belly of the Sarlacc.

It would be the perfect analogy of what happens when you get married and have kids. Son is a smart mouth rebel, daughter dressed like a whore and a wife slowly eating away at you.

Re: Topless Robot - Rob Bricken - TR Contest: Future Casualties of American Cultural Imperialism

agentsirus — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 02:40:14 -0000

Trigun: The Motion Picture

When rogue terrorist Millions Knives (James Franco) threatens to blow up the entire Eastern Seaboard unless his $$60,000,000,000 ransom is met, the government has only one option… to call in the only man who can stop him-- Vash the Stampede!

This summer join us as FBI Collateral Damage Experts Meryl (Natalie Portman) and Milly (Hillary Swank) are assigned to oversee Operation: Humanoid Typhoon. Their mission; to find and reinstate a former Marine hero who had been dishonorably discharged for excessive use of force and put him to work, hunting down his twin brother Knives.

Vash the Stampede (Channing Tatum) and his quirky sidekick Wolfwood (John Leguizamo) have to use their wits and expert abilities with a firearm to hunt down and destroy Knives… before it’s too late.

Re: Varg released!

agentsirus — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:32:28 -0000

Hey Clark,

I met you in Portland back in in April. This was the day that Mark flew into town to meet up with you guys after he had to take a quick breather for family reasons.

Anyway, I doubt you remember me based on the amount of people you met up with on tour. I hung back and chatted with you about the 'people said the new album sounding heavier' and I said 'it was a balanced album'? Well, I think I get what people are talking about. I still think it's a balanced album with heavy vs. groovin', but the heavier songs on the album are actually 'heavier' then previously. Vaden's voice, the guitar work, etc, are a little harsher, like on 'Nothing to Cry About' and 'So Long Lovey Eyes'.

Anyway, I saw that you guys re-booked the LA show. I'm actually going to fly down there to see it (big fan). That, and when I met Todd, I forgot to have him sign my CD cover so I have a mission! I'm curious if you guys are going to do a meet and greet at the LA show?