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Re: Watch Mustache Hall Of Fame Announcement From Pittsburgh

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Tue, 10 Mar 2015 14:15:28 -0000

Thanks Jonathan. It's not our video. Ours is coming soon.

Re: Schick Attacks People Of Facial Hair, AMI & Beard Team USA Call For #ScrewSchick

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Mon, 16 Jun 2014 13:52:31 -0000

Thank you Tim!

Re: Steve Nash rocking beautiful mustache for Lakers return

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 11:22:48 -0000

Your American Mustache Institute approves.

Re: No-Shave November Offers Excuse To Be Lazy While Looking Great

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Tue, 05 Nov 2013 12:08:26 -0000

Just remember there is no such thing as a bad mustache or beard. Just bad people who do not own nor operate mustaches and beards.

Re: How to Grow an Office Beard

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:21:08 -0000

Please consult with your American Mustache Institute before attempting this again. You're welcome.

Dr. A. Jonas Froman
Chief Executive Officer
American Mustache Institute
http://AmericanMustacheInst...
877-STACHE-1

Re: PAC launches to support bearded candidates - The Hill's Blog Briefing Room

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:07:14 -0000

No, but Nancy Pelosi does

Re: PAC launches to support bearded candidates - The Hill's Blog Briefing Room

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:07:00 -0000

We at the American Mustache Institute will allow this. You're welcome.

Re: Readers Weigh In: Stash the 'Stache?

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:00:42 -0000

Mr. Solman,

While you may find this pondering somewhat amusing, we at the American Mustache Institute (AmericanMustacheInstitute.org) find it rather deplorable. We should note biblical text -- specifically the Dead Sea Scrolls -- which specifically state that "each time a mustache is shaved, an angel in heaven dies and falls to earth." And beyond that, consider the discrimination that people of Mustached American heritage have faced since WWII, and that you presently serve as a shining beacon of freedom in our community. Please rethink these unwholesome thoughts.

Re: James Nitties' Unique Facial Hair Wins Mustache Contest | Golf Channel

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:55:49 -0000

Unfortunately this was not sanctioned by the American Mustache Institute (AmericanMustacheInstitute.org) and therefore never happened.

Re: Wendy Wednesday - FishbowlDC

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Wed, 09 May 2012 16:00:55 -0000

We will allow this.

Re: ‘Mansome’, New Spurlock Documentary, Asks, “What Makes A Man?”

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:04:44 -0000

No, Spurlock's "Mansome" will not be taking you inside the American Mustache Institute's recently held "Million Mustache March" for the Stache Act as he cut us out of the film in favor of some of the more poser, metrosexual organizations out there. Quite sad as the film will lack authenticity and our stamp of sexually dynamic Mustached American approval.

Re: Mustachioed Men Seek Mitt Romney’s Support - FishbowlDC

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:00:23 -0000

Thank you Ms. Rothstein. We hope to see you April 1 when we visit your fair city.

Re: Dave Navarro, Worthless Musician

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 13:33:06 -0000

Mike,

It is readers like you that make our life's work worthwhile. Thanks,

AMI Administration

Re: CHICAGO NAMED AMERICA’S MOST “MUSTACHE-FRIENDLY” CITY

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:57:42 -0000

Sadly, New Orleans did not make it into our top 100, which was saddening for our chairman as he is a former resident

http://www.americanmustache...

Re: CHICAGO NAMED AMERICA’S MOST “MUSTACHE-FRIENDLY” CITY

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:57:13 -0000

Joey, Phoenix did rather well in our full list and we have a very strong Arizona Chapter based on Mesa. You can see the full list here:

http://www.americanmustache...

Also, if you go to our Administration page, find the bio For Curtis and you can link to a facebook page for our Arizona chapter.

Re: CHICAGO NAMED AMERICA’S MOST “MUSTACHE-FRIENDLY” CITY

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:55:51 -0000

Interesting feedback Thomas as Seattle was #23 in the full list. Perhaps we over estimated your city

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Re: Mustached American Software Says Cain Telling Truth About Allegations

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:15:06 -0000

Thanks for reading and for your question. We pulled our support for reasons unrelated to the sexual misconduct charges. We agree with you: innocent until proven guilty.

Re: AMI Rescinds Cain Endorsement Amidst Allegations

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:18:15 -0000

A fair question, but we are not fit to judge the sexual misconduct intent of Mr. Cain's labia sebucula (Latin for "lip sweater") in that it may be a theater quality fake per our post above.

Re: AMI Rescinds Cain Endorsement Amidst Allegations

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:22:22 -0000

Thank
you for comments. We respect and like Mr. Cain, but we are
also not a political organization and have little interest in getting
involved in an increasingly ugly political morass. If you notice in our post above,
you will find no mention of the sexual misconduct allegations. We
believe very much in the U.S. system of justice that a person is
innocent until proven guilty. Thank you again.

Re: Facetious Mustache Institute Endorses Ed Lee for Mayor

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:18:44 -0000

Why you would question the austerity and locale of the American Mustache Institute -- based in St. Louis as it is home of the world's largest mustache, the Gateway Arch -- is both concerning and far from sexually dynamic. If you wish to understand AMI, our agenda, and our rugged good looks, some investigative journalism may help.

Carry on.

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
Chief Executive Officer
American Mustache Institute
http://www.americanmustache...
877-STACHE-1

Re: Orlando Area Firefighter Wins "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year"

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 12:05:29 -0000

Here is that post from The Atlantic

http://www.theatlantic.com/...

Re: Vote Now for Bob $tencil as 'Mustached American of the Year'!

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 15:50:47 -0000

The American Mustache Institute indeed believes that you, Bob, are a worthy candidate for this prestigious honor. Good luck.

Re: American Mustache Institute Postpones 'Stache Bash; Grown-Up Excuses Cited

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:01:00 -0000

Please, Chad, it's Dr. Perlut.

Re: Daily RFT - Chad Garrison - Missouri Sex Slave Appeared on Cover of Fetish Magazine

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 14:48:00 -0000

There are many levels of "disturbing" when referring to federal indictments and to paint a broad brush is a bit subjective, Chuckles.

Indeed, people commonly refer to mustaches in this way, and is that fair? Of course not.

Let's take greater care with our words sir.

Carry on.

Re: RFTmusic - Annie Zaleski - Thirteen Questionable Mustaches from the Pitchfork Music Festival

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:52:00 -0000

While you have broken our hearts hear at the American Mustache Institute, the RFT has been too good a friend to the Mustached American people for AMI to turn it's back on you.

Carry on.