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Re: Weddings are a touchy subject. Especially if... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:24:51 -0000

Team Skanky Sorority Sisters FTW!

Re: Am I the only person who read “Only one stream of... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:23:15 -0000

No word on how old Stacee's kid is. Could be 1. I mean, what's grosser than a one year-old with shaggy legs?

Re: Am I the only person who read “Only one stream of... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:54:00 -0000

Stacee's daughter is the family klutz!

Re: Christmas came early! Tootsie roll treats for... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:22:48 -0000

Bratwurst sausages.

Re: Christmas came early! Tootsie roll treats for... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:33:58 -0000

My son poops brats and my daughter pisses Jim Beam. I'm the one who's in heaven.

Re: Um, just a thought: Don’t threaten violence - in... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:32:49 -0000

You lost your daughter's new toy? Awesome dad-move! She's going to lose more toys and this is good prep. Slick plan!

Re: You know how it is cleaning the house with all... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:40:50 -0000

When you're cleaning your house with all that amniotic fluid sloshing around, it's helpful to carry a Kleenex and something to bite on.

Re: LMAO!!!!!! My kid soooo doesn’t know what he’s in... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:25:41 -0000

p.s. This mom is going to titty-twist her own teenage son? Say what?

Re: LMAO!!!!!! My kid soooo doesn’t know what he’s in... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:25:05 -0000

What about just saying, "No, you can't have one," rather than trying to find new ways of discouraging him?

Re: HAHAHA 2 THE LOZZERS WHO DOuBTED ME!!!!!!!! Who u... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:22:29 -0000

Don't LOZZ me, bro!

Re: HAHAHA 2 THE LOZZERS WHO DOuBTED ME!!!!!!!! Who u... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:55:41 -0000

FUCK! There goes my fifty bucks.

Re: Ladies, ladies … there are forums for this kind of... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:42:07 -0000

At first I was glad that shaking her solids was working out for Genevieve, but then I read the part about into the toilet and figured out she wasn't referring to her money-maker.

Re: I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone - except maybe this... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:21:51 -0000

Ugh. Even worse is that every time the GD doctor wants to take my kid's temp, he uses a thermometer so cold it wakes up little Chengzhi Jr. It's irritating as hell after I've worked so hard to put him to sleep that I couldn't even take a shower.

Re: Please, readers, unleash on this racist piece of... • MetaSnark

Yuan Chengzhi — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:34:49 -0000

In the comments, of course. Not, like, with a flamethrower.

Re: And because there’s water in the sand and rocks,... • MetaSnark

Yuan Chengzhi — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:43:52 -0000

It's the worst kind of smug, know-it-all BS. "Hi, I'm smarter than you and better than you, because I know this fact that sort of touches on what you said but misses your point, and I'm going to laugh at you because of it."

Re: Mom’s Gold Star Much like Marilyn, this May... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:34:17 -0000

Yeah, I made the mistake of quoting the Legend of Zelda randomly on my Facebook status. "Shh. It's a secret to everyone!" Holy crap, the waves of, "zOMG is Qingqing pregnant?" hit like an instant tidal explosion.

Re: Ohhhh Danielle. Your update made me SMH as much as... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:51:05 -0000

SMH = (still) Suckin' Mommy's Hooters

Re: Ohhhh Danielle. Your update made me SMH as much as... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:24:23 -0000

When he's old enough to decide whether to spit or swallow, he's old enough to be weaned.

Re: Movember is a great charity event that’s gained... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:22:57 -0000

People don't like my taste in art?

Re: Links Round-Up The holiday season is upon us, and... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:49:07 -0000

Ninjas are from Japan; I'm from 17th century China. You have nothing to worry about.

Re: Links Round-Up The holiday season is upon us, and... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:29:39 -0000

A Kung Fu master must work within a complex web of choices and duties.

Re: below the eight: flotsam & jetsam

Yuan Chengzhi — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:53:47 -0000

You're working with my wife as part of the, "Really, Chengzhi, we need another kitten," lobby, aren't ya?

Re: Story Hour Everyone settle in with their fleece... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:50:40 -0000

Can some other parent please adopt Daphne? That's awful, making her give up her bed to her puking brother who Jennifer clearly expected to puke again.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “It’s her second marriage in 3 years.” - anonymous

Yuan Chengzhi — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:21:52 -0000

And telling you both to get a room or STFU is the best part of *my* day!

Re: Crotchless Mom Jeans® are probably the best idea... - STFU, Parents

Yuan Chengzhi — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:16:17 -0000

The worst is when you're sitting on the toilet, peeing while your holding your baby, and then you sneeze and suddenly... Projectile urine everywhere! Never again.